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User Name: RCChambers78
Member Since: Sunday, March 28, 2004, 9:35 PM
Name: Robert Chambers
Location: Clarksville TN, U.S.A.
Last Login: 2008-07-09 23:36:05
Forum Info: Profile Posts (10)
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Profile: I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegatable, animal and mineral;
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical,
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o'news--
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
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(None of the above is true, really)