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Chapter Forty-Six: In which our hero can help refinance your home for free. Suspicious!
2008-08-08 10:32:33
It's been an odd couple of months, editing-wise. I've finished something like four or so videos and haven't been able to release any of them due to AWA's veil of secrecy. I'm like a sort of anti-Melee. Or an anti-"whatever editor you can think of that isn't finishing videos nearly as fast as they damn well should".
And now, just for the sake of amusement, here's a sampling of the emails currently clogging my inbox:
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From:Galvan Haverson <galvanhaverson17@yahoo.com>
Subject:VllAaa_GRA_LoWp_q_PRtICE fowls won up pail walls north
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From:Erna Ambrose <maysekpaperbound@gmail.com>
Subject:Re: brunettes marler
How are you?
How are you? It's Frankie.
Great chance!
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From:Oscar Beard <beardoscar@yahoo.com>
Subject:kSexnly dexplbcii GroupS`ex Motion picture - Drunks and hot teens commander anti outside students steve miami late tests finished category george fourth national meeting throw human
Pretty VlDEO - VERIFY!
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From:Erica Tarring <mrwcave@coatema.de>
Subject:If your health needs fixing
You against, your girlfriend. What will win the battle in bed?
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From:alexei alvin <41servicefhaddadfhaddad@astra-group.net>
Subject:how to get out of debt fast
Do Not consolidate your debt Eliminate it!
Legally ELIMINATE your creditT card and other unsecured debt
* WITHOUT ever making another payment to your creditors
* WITHOUT it affecting your credit long-term
* WITHOUT confrontation
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From:Michael Carey <irruthless@ciminelli.com>
Subject:Man's stuff store
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Subject:Take part in a sexual marathon with our qualified help
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Everything will be all right sure enough.
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Chapter Forty-Five: In which our hero survives a nuclear zombie robot meteor invasion. Intense!
2008-07-26 08:33:57
Man, you non-donators are missing out. You could be arguing feverishly about religion right now on the Donator's Forum.
Or is that "Relegion"?
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Somebody's going to see Eddie Izzard tonight. Booya suckas!
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I just suddenly realized that when they said "powerpop", what they meant was "electronic pop" or some such thing.
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Chapter Forty-Four: In which our hero invests in a catapult. Projectile!
2008-07-15 11:13:33
We must not stand down. We see this challenge before us and it is daunting to be sure, but that will not slow our progress. Our hope is our guiding light leading us to the true victory that is our due. We must stand strong and stand together, even as we meet our very fates.
Lo, there was talk of the metric system and the sky grew dark, but still we found one last scrap of strength to seal that envelope with a mighty fury.
Soon, they will know that this was truly our day.
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fuggin' deadlines.
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Chapter Forty-Three: In which our hero is claimed by heat exhaustion. Fucking Hot!
2008-07-11 03:34:35
This week it is over 110 degrees on average here in Las Vegas.
It is too hot for me to think of anything else interesting to say at the moment.
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Chapter Forty-Two: In which our hero discovers the meaning behind everything. Gigantic!
2008-07-06 04:13:10
AWA deadlines are fast approaching. Much too fast.
I don't think I ever really been this hard-pressed to meet an editing deadline. I understand now, I truly understand.
If all goes according to plan, I'll be submitting four videos to AWA's various contests: Two to Pro, one to SAST (that's just been lying around actually), and one for expo. Once I realized which videos would be ready in time (and which ones I have no chance of finishing) I realized that three of those four contain songs by They Might Be Giants, purely by chance. It seems I truly am set on editing a video to every song they've ever written...
I reeeeeeeally wanted my "sequel" to Infinite Continues to debut at AWA, but it looks likes it's just not going to happen unless I can pull all the masking and effects out of my arse in the next week or so. I guess I'll just have to wait to rock your faces off. le sigh.
@melee: Alsdfj;lasjdf lashfalshfedityoubastidklashdflajslfjalshdlas;dfjas!
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