JOURNAL: Ayanefan (Jacques (The mighty Carpal Tunnel Lumber Jack) )

  • 2007-08-07 19:03:44 Where's Kiki!! She owes me! 
  • 2007-08-07 05:27:27 Morning ORG!  
  • 2007-08-06 05:20:11 Morning ORG! 
  • 2007-08-05 18:32:48 Picture this:

    Birds signing in the trees, the sun shining through the clouds as a warm breeze flows through your hair and shirt. *queue birds, queue cicadas buzzing*. You admire a small tree that you have been nurturing for a while in you backyard. As the years go by, the tree gets taller and you kids start climbing it. *stay with me, it gets better*.

    You don't know the type of tree, just that it's beautiful, broad, flat, v-shaped leaves both top and bottom in light clusters are just so pretty. So one day, with the family and dog out for a leisurely stroll around your 5 acres, your wife asks: "So what kind of tree is it really?"

    You take a leaf and head to your trusty computer, navigate through a website with all the tree types around and find out that your wonderful, beautiful tree is this:

    http://www.oplin.lib.oh.us/tree/fact%20pages/sumac_poison/sumac_poison.html

    POISON SUMAC!

    Don't touch your eyes or mouth lest you wish a very painful fate. 
  • 2007-08-05 06:34:11 Mornin' ORG! 
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