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by azulmagia » Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:51 pm
Evaluations of the prospects of the contenders:
Gohan - Is too young, plus people would say "His only qualification is that Goku was his father." Well, maybe that wouldn't be a handicap these days.
Ilpalazzo-sama - A contender.
Jet Black - Has facial hair, that disqualifies him (I mean that in the sense of electibility). Arm is fake, which would probably turn more people off than it would attract.
Kagome, Osaka, Chiyo-chan, Radical-Edward - All have vaginas, therefore the sizeable chauvinist vote wouldn't even consider 'em.
Katsuhiko Jinnai - Sleazy, therefore good for politics. Has delusions of grandeur, therefore good for Karl Rove. Incompetent, which is no obstacle these days.
Lafiel - Has a vagina and is potentially a good leader, which makes her doubly damned.
Miroku - Clergy and a pervert. A common enough combination, but all the PR in the world couldn't help him.
Oe Kintaro - Has background in manual labour, and is a pervert. Therefore a good candidate, but probably has limited electoral prospects.
Naruto - Wears a handband.
Onizuka-sensei Eikichi - Educator + pervert. Could carry the blue states. The most obviously Asiatic of the candidates here, which is probably a strike against him.
Wolfwood - He carries that cross around and it just happens to be a gun at the same time, so that means he's a contender.
Airs Blue, Griffith, Justy Ueki Tylor, Retro, Souba Ayame - I don't know enough about them to judge.
This post contained 75% more realism than my average post.