End of Evangelion? On CN?

Pie Row Maniac · Post by **Pie Row Maniac** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 10:24 am

Yeah right. 8)

Post your half- and full-schemed ideas about how oddly Cartoon Network would edit around EoE, such as discussed in the chat.

Burntoast211: no white-handed shinji?

Pwolfamv: lol
PieRowM: They'd have Spike Spencer add a line about whip cream
Pwolfamv: hehe
Pwolfamv: yea

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 10:30 am

lmao ...

all the JSSDF soldiers would'nt begetting shot ... they'd jsut be falling in puddles of ketchup and conviently going unconcious ... The blowing up van would be gone totaly ...

The MP eva's would probably start giving Auska a massage rather then ripping her appart ... that lance of longinus going through Unit 02's head ... i don't know what they'd do ... rose from tuxedo mask?

meh what am i saying i never watch CN to beggin with so i have no idea what they're edits would be like ... oh wait ... no guns ... evey one would be just pointing at eachother and falling over ...

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Pwolf · Post by **Pwolf** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 10:34 am

two words flash on right after the movie starts....

"The End"

Pwolf

Pierrot Le Fou · Post by **Pierrot Le Fou** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 2:05 pm

It will never be aired because it would be cut to about ten minutes. The ten minutes where's shinjii is building a fucking pyramid out of sand as a child. IMHO.

Jim Hawkings21122 · Post by **Jim Hawkings21122** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 2:54 pm

All the nude Rei scenes would magically become scenes of her in a bikini(like in tenchi where they take baths in swimming clothes instead of being naked, WTF?)

Anlushac11 · Post by **Anlushac11** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 3:35 pm

8)

I think the time would be better spent showing a AMV of EoE, like knockin on Heavens Door. The AMV was good and alot less painful than watching that little wussback of flesh named Shinji.

Just cut out all the scenes with Shinji. His scenes ruined the movie for me more than anything. Why oh Why does it seem like all the main characters have to get all moral and pacifist when the peril is greatest. Shinji's catatonic ineptness ruined the show for me.

And Asuska proved why she was the greatest. That scene alone almost redeemed the Shinji parts.

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 3:46 pm

I was just gonna suggest they show HCP's vid and leave it at that.

No, seriously.

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 4:39 pm

lmao ... how about they show his mister sand man vid as well ...that would work like a fucking charm ... i could jsut imagine all the kids sitting there watching it ... going "what teh fuck is this?" then "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" ... that DBZ scene pops in for a sec and poof ... the suicide rate in the country would problaby jump out a few percent becasue ... because it will ...

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Pierrot Le Fou · Post by **Pierrot Le Fou** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 12:33 am

This reminds me of a conversation I had with a couple customers a while back about the live action NGE, that naturally drifted towards EoE, and how kids all across North America would blow their brains out if it was ever aired on television.

Heero_Yuy84 · Post by **Heero_Yuy84** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 12:39 am

Asuka's Last Stand & Siege Of NERV...remember Excel Saga?

(Audio is still heard whilst visuals are replaced with tranquil scenes do to extreme violence)