In work today, a client asked if they could get rid of their phone line and still get the internet, so he wouldn't have to pay line rental... EITHER WAY, YOU PAY LINE RENTAL! It needs to connect to something!
Then when I asked if his current provider gave him anything for free he replied:
'They're awfully bad, they never send me flowers, wine, or even a box of chocolates!'
/proceeds to laughing down the phone (in the friendly talkative way of course)
Getting nice calls always brightens up your day. That, and I'm off next week, (annual leave, so I get paid to do nothing

) and I won't have to hear myself talk constantly for a whole week. YAAAY!
Seriously, I actually have dreams about it. D: