Otohiko wrote:Orwell wrote:Needs more surprise buttsex.
*MORE* surprise buttsex? Doesn't that imply that there's some surprise buttsex? I didn't see a single boner sliding up either of their asses anywhere in the video. Which is strange because the original Romeo and Juliet play had him sneakily jump her ass every chance he got. Hell, I still remember the arguments in my high school english class on if he actually loved her or if he was just putting up with her family shit because he liked a good anal rape as much as the next guy. And lets not forget all the quotes from the play that make it pretty clear what was going on here.
JULIET
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art th*OWWW*
ROMEO
I'm right up thy pooper, wench.
We can not forget the infamous scene where Lady Capulet finds out her daughter is 'dead'.
NURSE
She's dead, deceased, she's dead; alack the day!
LADY CAPULET
Alack the day, she's dead, she's dead, she's dead! And what for is there white stuff flowing from her bunghole?
Then there is what is without a doubt the single most romantic thing a man has ever said to a woman
ROMEO
Yeah baby, taketh it up thy ass like the female canine thou art! All five inches up thy bowels! *UGH* *UGH* *AHHHHhhhhhh* Dost thou have some tobacco?
And, last but not least, there's the infamous scene where Lord Montague gives his son some advise for life:
LORD MONTAGUE
O spawn of my loins, remember that if thou dost not want broodlings of thy own then thou must ride the Hersey highway. Oh shith, Hersey won't be created for several centuries. Talketh about anacronisms. My badith.
But do we get to see any of these famous scenes? No, of course not. Either the anime or Otohiko is just too much a pussy to show us a good ass pounding. Instead we get to watch them lie in flowers and shit. Hell, they don't even take off their clothes. Bah, romance, who needs it?
<3<3<3 !!!!
