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jubby
2006-05-04 10:34:10
Should teach sex ed at the school. And embarrass her son alot ^_^
/cuddle - Taking the inisiative 2006-05-04 09:16:00 /glomps jubjub and runs
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Guess the org has no love today
2006-05-04 05:56:43
Lovu
Lovu
Lovu, desu
All who read get glomped, then you must spread the love from there -
Men, this is for you
2006-05-04 02:16:35
My Penis (The Creed of an United States Penis )
This is my penis.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My penis is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My penis without me is useless. Without my penis, I am useless.
I must use my penis true
I must skeet straighter than everyone who opposes me.
I must skeet before he skeets. I will...
My penis and myself know that what counts in sex is not the seamen we fire
the noise of out bursts, nor the stains we make.
We know it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My penis is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its length, its width,
its caliber and its max load.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of crabs and herpes.
I will keep my penis clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other. We will...
Before Porn Stars I swear this creed.
My penis and myself are the creators of life.
We are the masters of porn.
So be it, until there is no seamen left, but STAINS.
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Psycho, desu
2006-05-03 23:44:11
What anime, desu?
Mesa can't waitsa, desusa.
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