JOURNAL: Verm01 (david )

  • And now the joke 2006-02-24 03:39:52 Jesus, Moses, and an old man were playing golf.
    Jesus hits the ball and it lands on the lake.
    So he walks out onto the lake and hits the ball for a hole in two

    Moses hits his ball and it lands in the lake
    So he parts the lake and gets a hole in two

    The old man hits his ball
    but just before it goes in the lake a fish eats it
    and before the fish reenters the water a bird catches the fish
    And right when the bird flew over the hole, lightning strikes it
    Incinerating both the fish and bird
    The old man gets a hole in one

    Jesus looks at the old man and says "Dad if you are going to keep cheating, we're not going to play any more." 
  • I picked that up 2006-02-24 03:26:22 Or it was some chemical place, or just a way to spam or just a really bad joke

    like this one.

     
  • In lewd of everything I've just read of past forums 2006-02-24 03:03:03 Acen? 
  • It's quiet 2006-02-24 02:39:55 CORN!!!!!! 
  • Sub0 2006-02-24 01:38:40 Last Penis in ear I saw was in one of the "Scary Movies" number 1 I think 
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