- Fun trip times yay! 2008-02-03 22:34:39 Im going to Atlantic City tomorrow yayz! Watching Celebrity Rehab makes me want to drink while simultaneously reminding me why I dont watch tv. It's 10:30 at night... im leaving at 5 am and iv yet to pack... or do anything.
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Resistance is feutile
2008-01-14 20:16:00
Meet the Hello Kitty AR-15 (Assault Rifle)
http://tinyurl.com/3ywsch -
Hawt nerding + interweb proposal
2008-01-11 05:14:38
Kariudo Sanjuro (5:01:33 AM): guess what I saw today
BurningLeaves09 (5:01:36 AM): wha?
Kariudo Sanjuro (5:01:54 AM): voyager returned to the alpha quadrant and crippled the borg
BurningLeaves09 (5:02:16 AM): ooo the episode with the two janeways?
Kariudo Sanjuro (5:02:21 AM): ya
BurningLeaves09 (5:02:24 AM): TWAS THE AWESOME
Kariudo Sanjuro (5:03:23 AM): I was all like
noes...tempral prime directive
then I was all like
yayz, gonna go home
then I'm like
noes, Tuvok
then I'm like
boo borg
then I'm like
screw temporal prime directive
Kariudo Sanjuro (5:03:44 AM): then I'm like
zomg betrayal
Kariudo Sanjuro (5:03:59 AM): then I'm like
yayz plot twist
Kariudo Sanjuro (5:04:06 AM): and then it was over and I was happy
BurningLeaves09 (5:04:12 AM): marry me? -
Internets
2008-01-08 03:40:14
Found this on a really old blog I had after stealing it from someone else =P
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
6. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
7. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person.
8. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
9. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
10. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
11. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
12. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
13. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
14. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
15. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
16. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
17. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
18. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
19. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
20. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
21. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
22. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
23. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
24. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
25. You should not confuse your career with your life.
26. Never lick a steak knife.
27. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
28. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
29. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
30. Your friends love you anyway.
31. Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. -
Debauchery!
2008-01-03 03:26:21
Kariudo Sanjuro (3:15:21 AM): went to the dentist, found another cavity
Kariudo Sanjuro (3:15:31 AM): can I possibly get you to drill me?
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