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ANDREW MY LOVE
2003-08-12 18:57:30
I LOVE YOUS ANDREW HAHAHAHAHAHA HE'LL NEVER KNOW THAT BITCH WUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you know what no i don't he sucks!
die Andrew WHeeee
+ warpedelement pisses me off too so don't worry now be happy -
captain of the bus "SIT DOWN YOU LITTLE BASTARD"
2003-08-11 17:29:29
hmmmm.... nothing really to say. but hey whatever.i was on the bus and i was talking to a friend and i said you know it wouldn't be that bad to be a bus driver i mean yeah that would be the job when i reach the end of my rope in society. But still you could really just mess with the kides. frist day go down a hill or somthing you could just in the middle of nowhere stop at some ice cream man's truck or just stop the bus and get off and just start running. pick up kids that don't even go to the school you drive for or pick up a hobo. Drag race. make the kids late or something it would just be fun.for hallaween just throw nuts at the kids and scream merry chrismas.
give fake refurals to them.
oh and just one more thing i think tommorow i will go up to the front of the class and i shall announce
"ladies and gentlemen for now on you will call me .... captain"
well don't let the man get you down
-Riekou -
Got Hair?
2003-08-09 19:35:49
this is an essay that went a little long but it was fun to make anyway it is for school But Kurt is supposed to be based off my own charater Mar but he turned into a miroku *shrug* still the stories pretty funny
go on read you know you want to
Kaycie Chute English August 9th 2003 pd. 7
describe a houmoruse event.
I sat in the principles office it was gray and smelled funny like disgusting cologne and wigs."Blah blah blah" i wonder what he's saying i stopped listening along time ago. "Kaycie,! are you listening". I jolted up right "huh, Oh ... yeah". " You both will get referrals and a months detention and clean up duty". Now it was Kurt who sat next to me turn to bolt up."But my crime wasn't that bad"! The principle looked at him " You did a crime against school rules right to privacy!". I also glared at Kurt "Pervert". "And you have a restricting order against ALL kind of glue inside this school".( principle picks some more sparklies out of he's hair )Now you don't know what happened sooo let's start from some where else to tell you how this happened.
Well,! it all started on the bus on the way to school. The whole ride to school Kurt an I had sat there in the back of the bus with a blown up balloon with a pencil stuck in the opening of the balloon with a lighter under the balloon. "This isn't going to work" said Kurt in a bored voice he's arm on he's knee supporting his head " Were almost to school". "yeah well then my science teacher's a liar or maybe you could just shu--" POP!!!!!! All of a sudden the balloon popped from the heat and went flying through the bus at a increaccidentally;speed (seeing as it was only a balloon powered pencil ) and hit the bus driver unconsouise. In the havoc of the pencil mahame I had accidently caught the girl in front of my seat's hair on fire ( why too much hair spray ) who ran in a panic catching everyone elses hair on fire ( OH why are we cursed with a world of hair spray ). As all this happened around us Kurt and I just glanced at each other ( WE HAVE PLANNED FOR THIS WAHAHA! ) and kicked open the emergancy door and jumped out of the run away flamming bus and went into a barrel roll on the street finally stoped rolling and stode up. I stared on as the bus speed away " Hmmmm.. don't see that every day" Kurt just nodded and we started hofing it to school.
Once finally at school ( about 2 hours late ) we started walking trough the halls to find a mob of bald sizzling headed kids with barber sheers looking both angry and upset ( Hey wait why arn't they in class! ).I stared at them for a moment then squinted at them "Hmmm... they look sorta familar...". The naked headed gang held up there sheers "ATTACK!!!!" and ran towward us. Both me and Kurt turned and ran for our lives and the sake of our hair. "PROBALY CAUSE THERE FROM OUR BUS EVER THINK OF THAT!!!!!" Kurt screamed at me."NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT!!!!" WE ran out the main hall doors and in to the locker rooms of the gym and out of the gym back doors. "I think we lost them" I said out of breath then i noticed that Kurt was missing. "GASP"!. I fell drmaticly to my knees ( but in a stupid way ) "HE'S BEEN CAPTURED"!!!!!!! Then a mental picture of Kurt bald popped into mind "NOOOOO he's a even bigger freak"!!!!!!!. The gym doors to the girls changing rooms swong open and a grinning ( But not bald ) Kurt came running out along with a mob of girls in gym chothes with mops and chairs and such to boidly hurt Kurt. After the girls came the skin head mob with sheers ( now i was running ).
After a long time of running from girls and a mob of people bent to shave our heads we ended up in the teachers lounge. "Where are all the teachers"!!!!!!!! Kurt screamed. "ummm teaching" I said blankly. "your so stupid" Kurt replied. "I'm stupid you the one that toke a little detour through the changing rooms instead of the back doors!" "PERVERT oh your also stupid did I get that across clearly" I yelled. "yeah well umm" Kurt started " wait do you hear that" i said " it's them". Quicly I armed myself with tubes of spare glue and stode at the side of the door way up aganist the wall. "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ASULT THEM WITH GLUE"!!! Kurt bellowed. ".........why not" I said. With no warning the door swung and the principle stepped in "Hey what are you kids doing in here?". Kurt and I turned around completly startled " GAAAAAHHHHH"!!!! I though the glue onto the principle from head to toe. Then I through a tub of sparklies at the ceiling fan and yelled "smoke screen"! WEll the sparklies really just got all over the place and just made the principle shiney and got us into more trouble. So now we are senstenced to a long time of clean up and permenet marks on our record and payment for damage and Kurt was beaten up by all the girls but hey look at the bright side still got my hair. -
new video and my vic principle
2003-08-08 22:39:53
well frist let's begin with i have a new video as always it is an Inuyasha video ( i love my hanyou )
Name: darling be damn
Band: led zepplin
have fun now on to my frist week in school
1. it sucked!
2. Frist day detention
3. phyco bitch vic princible
5. my friends teacher it's just funny
frist of all i hate my school i go to Millinium middle school in florida and florida sucks enough any way my vic principle is a phyco bicth the year befor she stalked me in school i swer every class i came into she would check in to talk to the teacher and then she would stare at me and leave cause you know i'm SUCH a child from hell ( sarcasime ). she has a propblem with my smiling issues ( i don't smile enough appaintly )
frist day of school detention from her for talking to my friend about some dog in my neighboor hood. The next day im sitting at some assigned table ( my friend got into trouble so WE all did WHEEE ) i had some high c thing or something but i blew it up and was going to smash it but i hit it wronge and it went flying and hit some kid 12 feet away ( heh heh ) and i had garbage duty ( and that sucks when your all alone doing it cause the bags are cheap ang rip and stuff and you get shit all over you but if you don't rip it when you touch the bags their all gooey -.- but if you do it with a friend it's just funny^.^ ) so that happened
they have some cool light things i plan to steal ( heh heh )
no normally if you acted up the other day they completely forget now:
when i was being a temperary trash lady my friends waited for me not knowing this
some teacher or something must have seen this and they just got sent on to class
but the next day they get pulled away and have to sit some where else (=.= ) now you might not find this strange but it's very fucked up if you look into it
now last but not least my friends teacher
she has some weird ass military teacher that yells i will break you all the time now that's not the punch line every time my friend comes to this class room he's some closet / store room place all the lights are off and the doors locked
well some people would think he needs he's alone time or he's planning to kill someone but me and my friend just simply think he's masturbating
ahh that was fun this was all a true story welcome to hell world and this was only the frst week the whole damn staff is against me
- Kc ( Riekou ) -
hookers blackjack and no buds
2003-07-30 18:31:38
Shit................. i just noticed something very sad i don't have any journal buddies
this sucks
will you be my journal buddy
you know what screw you i'll get my own journal buddies with hookers and black jack!!!!!
you know what
...................................... um ...................... want to be my journal buddy ....... i have black jack
fine screw you and your little dog too!!!!
i don't need you but if you can find me some journal buddies and hookers that would be really nice
-Riekou
JOURNAL: riekou (Kaycie Chute)
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