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OMFG WTF BBQ..
2006-10-30 13:10:29
I've lost all respect for my wife and now brand myself dumbfuck of the year...
Although my basement was somewhat scary [to those who lack backbone], my wife's friend, a descendant of a medium sensed ghosts in my house, with the nicest one on the first floor, the voyeur on my 2nd floor, and dark evil spirits in my basement...
As if that wasn't enough to scare my wife from before, she's now deathly afraid of going down there without me to hold her hand...
Fark, if only she told me [why would I ask if she's afraid of my basement? :] that she's afraid of the stupidest things in the world, I would have been more careful...
My fellow Americans, I'm an idiot... -
Joke while at work, reminisce
2006-10-27 13:21:22
Adam asks God,
Why did you make Eve so beautiful?
God says,
So you would love her.
Adam asks,
And why did you give her such a nice voice?
God answers,
So you would love her.
Adam then asks,
Then why did you make her so dumb?
God answers,
So she would love you!
^_^
And now you know! -
Financial Outlook for the Future...
2006-10-27 01:28:50
I'd suggest you guys/gals do the same, I'm not putting down any 'major' personal info but all of you should get the gist of this...
For instance:
Home = Liability, NOT an asset
Here's the little child's TRUE definition of Asset vs. Liability from Robert Kiyosaki. [it's good to think like a rich bastard]
Asset = anything that puts money into your pocket [secure]
Liability = anything that sucks money out of your pocket [or insecure Asset, such as...]
My current 'assets' in life seem to be thus:
Government leftover income: got fired recently but it's still money to me
Cash in Bank is quite bigger than most ^_^
At home Business
Internet Access [yay for online trading]
My Liabilities? oh shit...
Stupid wife's reckless spending
Stupid wife... [gah*]
Online RPGs that are P2P [pay to play, those fuckers will never touch my money again] Hell, I wish I had MY own MMORPG to rip stupid people off with ^_^
Rent
Taxes
Car [stupid gas and maintenance]
Commuting time [why sit on fucking train when you could be making $$$?]
Credit Cards [though I control them well]
I'm guessing some of you have a balance sheet that resembles this with some differences...
I'll be reporting my life's struggles [as well as any amv info as well] here now since well, at least its something I can look back on 0_0
For now, Never Forget is on minor hiatus as I get my finances in order. Now that I don't have a normal job [since those are for losers with college degrees who want to work for someone else for the rest of their lives] I intend on focusing my own efforts into a business so I can retire by age 30ish and laugh at the fools who pay 100% taxes...
^_^
And edit amvs with time on my hands in the process [I know I hate editing, but with all the time on Earth, why would I hate it then? ^_^] -
Death & Rebirth, OmniStrata Studios Incorporated?!?!
2006-10-27 01:11:47
What dya know?
From what I learned at a Millionare Learning Annex convention, it would seem that I'll be able to prepare for the next 3 years for retirement...
If you fill out the proper forms whilst forming your own business, YOU CAN DODGE TAXES FROM THE THIEVING GOVERNMENT!!!
Personal notes to share for your wealth seeking adults:
1/2 of wealth involves paying as little to no taxes towards the US as possible.
How?
Through self-incorporation via a C-Corporation, you gain the tax advantages it requires, I've got more notes to sift through but from what I'm aware of, there is no Corporation by the name of Omni Strata so ka booyah!
Sorry, I wish to be privately held and not openly traded, sorry peeps ^_^ -
i got it...
2006-10-23 14:40:09
Ok got it, bah* ^_^
More amv to edit laters, lookin' forward to meeting any of you on Xbox360 Live if possible
Getting Phantasy Star Universe? You betcha
gamertag: Yukinari Sasaki
go fig ^_^
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