JOURNAL: klinky (Gabe Hedges)

  • :O 2003-06-25 15:35:55 Damnit, how long does it take to grade a stupid essay. It's been... a week since I took the writing portion of the GED test and I still haven't heard back from them. I know I passed, but I am sick of the little thingy in the upper right of the scores website saying "PENDING". I want it. I want it NOW! >_<. I feel like it's still incomplete. :o Hurry up and say complete and send me my certificate.

    In other news along with my unemplyoment check Kthulhu received a $153 check from our electric company. For unknown reasons really? I am not sure. But who cares, it's their loss. :P

    Actually, yesterday I was getting myself pissed off while looking @ our $75 electric bill. I remembered that Kthulhu once forgot to pay the eletric bill for like 2 - 3months. It was his duty to get it done and he didn't. The day he left and went down to Eugene with mom and I stayed home was the day the electric man rushed out of his truck, turned our power off and then ran off. :| I didn't even have a chance to stop him.

    Well needless to say. The power needed turning back on and we called them and they were like "You pay us losta money now". They gave us two options, the first was to pay a lump sum of $350 now. Or $200 and then 250 broken up over like 12months. Or something of that sort. Well we first said we wanted to go for the $200 + 12months since we weren't hip on spending $350 all at once. But we came to our sense and said we'd go for the $350. So we give them $350. They call like a week later and say we own them more money for some odd reason. The woman is a real bitch about it too. Blah blah. I am a push over too :P. Anyways :o uhhh. So like I get confuzzled and we end up paying this $12/monthly fee as a time payment. On top of like the $350 we shipped off to them.

    My guess is this is part of the money we over paid them. FUCKING ELETRIC COMPANY.

    Whores. PGE - our eletric company, was owned by Enron. ^_^ oh happy fuckin' day.


    :O Why are there no cheap renewable energy resources available. Spend 50billion on that next time. The president and his cohorts and just about everyone else has their mind set on now, rather than later. They want that quick dime now even if it's bad for later. :|

    Fuckers. I hope they all die.

     
  • Brown skinned womenz :O... A weakness of klinkness.. 2003-06-25 01:18:12 Brown skinned womenz :O... A weakness of klinkness..


    :/


    Love is in the air. Not really. It's more or less settled on the ground. In a PUDDLE OF SOMETHING.


    :o There really is no point to this journal entry. I am not sure what to say. I don't want to really come to the ORG much now because it reminds me of a person and I don't like being reminded of ~this~ person becuase :| it makes me think of things and not do what I need to do. Or it holds me up rather.

    I am always stuck in the past and recently I've been moving foreward for once and life was getting underway. I was doing things that needed to be done. Now it seems that life is not so clear and I have to rethink some things. It seems like it'll be a little long and a little "cold" along the way. Frankley right now I am not looking foreward to doing "things that must be done".

    Oh well, someday I'll make my animated movie and relax on some far away island and just sleep alot, when not out with that special someone who I know is out there who we can keep content for the rest of our lives.

    :o IT WILL HAPPPEN DAMNIT >_<. Just have to get off my lazy ass.

    I'll probably go back on all this. I'll trip on a curb in the sidewalk and twist my ankle. Then Il'l sue the city and get thousands of dollars in settlement money. The curb will be prosecuted for rape & attempted murder. It will die 10yrs later while cleaning the halways and is jumped for not putting out his sweet cementy ass to the other inmates.

    After that I'll take that money and learn advanced computer science & math. With a emphasis in study on non-realistic 3d rendering. I'll later join a software house and while working be investing time and energy into creating my own cel-shading engine. Laking any artistic skills what so ever I'll find it fruitless. I'll save money and head to a advanced 3d arts college. There I will be known as a blossoming up and comer.

    A beauitful woman by the name of Jeazella who comes from france will befriend me and our friendship soon turns into passion. That all comes crashing down when I find out that she has secret plans to steal all my hard work. I'll use her for sex until she finds out that I know. Where apon she will try to kill me but she can't complete the job as tears fill her eyes she murmers to me "I... I... Loved you, they were threatening my mother... I can't live with myself...". She bolts up and runs through the plat glass window on my 10th story condo. My extended hand does not head her and I see her body fall and land on the ground with a clunk.

    After this happens I become emotionally dejected. I feel as though the world is against me. I lock myself in my bathroom with only stores of inividually wrapped cracker and peanutbutter thingies, toilet paper, powerade, pencils & paper. From there I write my masterpiece. All my angst and emptiness mix into one to create "The Greatest Story Ever Told". Apon feeling relieved of my angst and opression from this emotional turmoil I had felt, I leave the bathroom after two years of being there.

    With all my skills honed to the max. I am ready to produce my epic. I do it in reverse of the way you're suppose to animating the characters before getting the voice actors to do their lines. This isn't hard for me. For I am a mad genius by this point and can do anything with a few lines of code and a mouse.

    Apon completing the final render of my masterpiece. I put a ad in the local newspaper for voice actors and actresess. A Jennifer Falanzoner comes to my attention as the perfect voice for one of my main female characters and as a love interest in real life.

    Production of my amazing movie starts out as rumours across a wildly sucessful P2P msg board system. Then from thre it spreads to major news outlets. I purposely leak a few screenshots. A month later the whole world is a buzz over "The Greatest Story Ever Told". I release a trailer. People line up to see this movie and buy tickets even though there is no release date.

    Finally I release the first of five two-hour movies. Fans and critics go wild over my amazing work of art. I break all box office records around the world. As well as become the heart throb of millions of women worldwide. However those poor women are crushed when I show up at the Germany screening with Jennifer and give her a large kiss perfect for the savage media and consumer whores to gobble up in their Vanity Fair magazine.

    After the wildly successful first movie. Demand is greater than ever for the series to continue. Having already produced all five movies. I can release them when I feel like. To make sure I maximize my profits. I do not release DVDs of the movie at all. No DVDs produced so those sticky pirates can't rip the screener from me, since there is no screener. Also anyone caught with a camcorder while recording my movie is shot onsite. This was allowed thanks to a new bill I introduced into the government at that time.

    Finally I release movie part two. The womenz of the world are crushed to find once again at the Germany premiere, Jennifer is there, this time with a ring on her finger. The wedding is set one year from then.

    The second part only makes me more money and makes the world want my story even more. I am a bastard and I love teasing them so I shall go on hiatus. Disappear from the world and this will only cause people to wonder what happened. Rumours will rage over the internet and lamers will flame each other over which female character would be better to sleep with or the deeper "theological" implications of my films.

    I will be actually doing secret training with the CIA because the head is a big fan of my movie. He lets me do some missions for them. Which I cannot disclose. The connections I do make allow me to secretly move in and restore a working economy to Somalia and many other third world nations.

    After having my fun playing shadow government man in many different countries I find that my game went to far as Jennifer is found dead on the floor of my mansion. Apparently some people didn't like my politics so they had to take it out on a innocent women. Enraged and needing public support, I release movie number three. Which is wildly sucecssful and includes a main character death. The movie is dedicated to my dead wife and the profits go towards helping find her killer.

    The killer is finally found to be the head of the CIA. Who seemed like such a nice ally, but was secretly having a affair with Jennifer. Then when he found out about my activies in other parts of the world he and is superiors fearing for their positions of power decided it would be wise to "teach me a lesson". He was executed on live pay-per-view television.

    This was a big wake-up call for the United States. Americans who didn't care about their governement at the time suddenly took notice at what was going on. They all loved my story. They all loved me. They all felt my pain. They felt the contempt for this government I did. They could see behind the curtain that was held in front of their eyes for so long.

    Feeling the pressure the government at the time started implementing marshall law in many places that were becoming hot beds for anti-government rallies. One particular event on Oct 08, 2012 30 people were killed when they tried to storm a government office building full of documents that held top secret information on enslaving Americans in a plot that allowed only a few of the wealthiest people to be rules while the standard Joe was left to serve them. This plan was called "American Inc.".

    American Inc. was founded by the president at the time and also by most of congress and a few of the CEOs and boards of the largest companies in the world. They were going to use as much millitary force and power as needed and as much money and influence in forgein polotics to do a power play. This was nothing new and had been happening on a smaller scale much like the current society and political implementations.

    Around this time movie number four is released and the in power government tries to stop it from being viewed. The P2P message board and file trading protocol that started the rumours helps freely transfer the movie to the mases. I no longer care about profits at this time and move myself into a position where I can become a leader to topple a government drunk on power.

    With much protest from the current government, I enter into the presidential race. However, they try to restrict my prescence in such a way that I call for a immeditae dissolval of the current regime in power. I call for americans to take up arms against their opressive government. Against large corporations who don't give a fuck about them or their country or the planet. The impotent government tries one last desparate manavuer to squash the resistance with nuclear weapons. This fails thanks the heads of millitary being on myside and doing mutiny against the opressive forces at hand.

    With their power crumbling around them, they attempt to flee the country. Most are captured, sped through trial and executed.

    Apon taking office. I release the final and fifth movie of my epic saga. This conclusion represents what people can hope to experience in the new Gabrielesk era of living.

    Documents and cover ups are found in the old and abandoned "paper mines" of the old government. Advanced power and scientific research covered up for decades because it would have a hard economic impact on those in power. Or those in power's allies.

    A new state of mind is created amongst people. There is a balance of freedom with personal responsibility. Mandatory sterilization for morons who can't pass a basic test. In fact no children would be allowed to be born unless specific scientific studies could be performed as to the impact of over population.

    Renewable energy sources will be heavily funded. Large grants given to corporations who very low to zero emissions. "Uneconomic" is no longer a factor in creating eco-friendly items. People learn that what is more important is preserving the planet over preserving their fucking wallet. Peoples lives take a change, at first people may not enjoy it. But as people breath and live healtier they will feel happier.

    People will promote each other into doing things that they enjoy doing. Everyone will feel as though they have a place. Those who don't fit in will be given a free ticket somewhere of their choosing.

    Basic amenities will be provided to everyone.

    Human rights would include:

    *Running water & sewer
    *Shelter & living quaters
    *Food
    *Health care coverage

    Massive hi-speed electric train transit systems will be built.

    Everyone will hail me as a great leader. I will find a new love and a new soulmate.

    I'll later resign and put one of my many followers/collegues in charge. I will then retreat to my tropical island paradise. Where I will live for the rest of my life sleeping under a cocoanut tree content with myself.


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  • Tacos in the rain help kill the pain =O 2003-06-20 17:07:27 :O

    Cactuars are adorable 
  • Blah Study: | Not my thing 2003-06-15 14:16:30

    studying is so sucky


    I need to study math of all things, but I suddenly have the urge to make am usic video. This is how it always works :P


    Whatever =/


    GAHG! 
  • DAmnit 2003-06-12 03:19:28

    :|

    English language sucks. So many thingies about it. We created a language for our own language. That's funny. Prnouns, adjectives, verbs, nouns, adverbs, articles, dependant clauses & many more.

    ;_;, I hate it, I cry. I use these things everyday and yet I have so little understanding of it. I think I write decently as well, but I could give a fuck which word is a noun or verb. I don't go picking through my sentances trying to figure it out. I just "know" what it is. ;_;. Oh, fux0r. Anyways, I'll figure it out. I'll give it another hour and then I'll goto sleep.

    2 of 5 tests for my GED test ;_; are tommorow. Err today rather.

    My tummy is upset. ;_;

    I am just trying to be adorable, I apologize.

    Anyways :| back to studying 
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