JOURNAL: klinky (Gabe Hedges)

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  • Today?! No Yesterday silly... 2003-07-22 07:14:25

    OMG


    What did I do yesterday. OK OK :O


    Here's waht happened. Sleep .sleep sleep 2pm.


    *knock knock knock*.
    ...
    *knock knock knock*


    *THUMP RATTLE THUMP RATTLE* <---Sound of a fatty fist hitting my window. Making it jiggle.

    OMG it's my mom! :O

    Yiah, I get to bitch about her now. So what was she here for. Well she was demanding I go take a look at a apartment across the hallway from her. She wanted to move into it instead. Since, ROFLS, we get to move in with her in no more than a month from now. So she's like "let's get into this place because this place is brighter and there's not a chemical smell in the backroom like there is in the apartment I am currently in and the pipes may not be all rusted and I can finally stuff the alien carcass in a place where it won't rot as much, so you better come look at it".

    I said "I don't want to look at it, I don't care if your backroom smells like chemicals it doesn't matter and I never smell any chemicals when I am at your house, I don't care if it's brighter. All I need is room and a dishwasher machine, I doubt the pipes are better because the APARTMENT IS ACROSS THE HALL IN THE SAME FUCKIN' BUILDING AS YOU, the alien was my friend".

    She replies "I am sick of being in a dark place with no light, yes there's chemicals in the backroom it might kill someone. I don't want you to get cancer. I think the pipes would be better. You never fed the alien."

    I yelled back "I don't care what it looks like or how it is or whatever the fuck, I am just going to be in my room all the time or at work or college"

    She stated "You HAVE TO COME SEE THE APARTMENT BECAUSE IT'S SO MUCH NICER THAN THE ONE I HAVE NOW AND I AM DOING THIS ALL FOR YOU AND YOU NEVER ACKNOWLEDGE ALL THE HARD STUFF I DO FOR YOU AND I WOULD LIKE SOME ACKNOWLEDGEMENT FOR ONCE"

    Me goes "I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO, I DON'T HAVE TO GO DO IT IF I DON'T WANT TO. I DON'T CARE"

    She goes " YOU NEVER HELP OUT. YOU'RE ALWAYS SELFISH. YOU DID THIS IN EUGENE AS WELL AND THAT'S WHY IT WON'T WORK."

    Ok, so after this continues for about 20 mins I am like FUCK. But anyways. There was another thing. To move across teh hallway there is a $100 fee. Just to move across the fuckin' hallway. I am like "Where are we getting the $100 from". She's like "oh it's not that much, I can work it out!". I ask her "Do you have $100?" . She says "No". "So it would be me paying it" klinky states. "yes" she replies in a ~DUH~ kinda tone. "Do you think I have $100 to spare?" klinky retorts. "Well I'll work it out" she says in a confident tone.

    So BLAH BLAH. But like anyways, the arguement raged on and she was raving and saying the place was so much nicer and I asked "Doesn't it look the same as your current one". She says "NO! it's TOTALLY DIFFERENT". UGH. !: O

    Klinky gets pissed and Mother doesn't want to leave. Or rather she threatens to not let us live with her. I am about ready to go live under a bridge than with my mom and I open the door and I tell her to get out. But she doesn't leave. I decide I might as well cave in and go look at it.

    I slop on some pants and a shirt and like put my glasses on. Attempt to get my hair in order. MY hair is too long now. I need to get mark to cut it. Hmm. But anyways she goes "Fix your hair" and I am like "Fuck it's fixed enough". She's like "Don't cuss" I am like "Fuck". BLAH BLAH BLAH.

    So I drive up there. We get out of the car. I walk up there into the building with her. To the apartment. Open the DOOR! AND OMG WHAT DO I SEE.


    It's A MIRROR OF HER APARTMENT. It's exactly like hers... Just in reverse. This is what she says is "Totally different". It looks no better. It's slightly brighter and it over looks a funky garden that some of the neighbors across the way have put. Also I smell strong odor in it. Almost like someone took a dump in the corner. WTF? This is better?

    So she's frollicking around going "See isn't this better" and I am like "Well it's kinda brighter, but I don't really care.". So we head out of the apartment into her apartment(the one she's in now). I tell her, it's MIRROR of your current apartment. She sits down and goes "Well atleast it doesn't have that chemical smell". I said "I smelled something odd in there." She's like "Oh you know, you're right I feel dizzy right now". Then I say "well it had a sewer smell to it". :/. She's like "REally... hmm maybe the pipes burst in it". ROFL!. OMg :/ . So she's totally down on this apartment now and she's staying put.

    Then she wanted me to give her a ride so she could go pick blackberries down near the MAX train station. Oh wow. That sounds like fun. I forgot to mention that it's about 200 fuckin' degrees at this point. But, me being a kind person say "OK". I am too fuckin' giving. :/ I even offer to pick her up. Fuck...

    Anyways, I drive her down and she walks over to the blackberry bushes and she takes some blackberries off. They're not that ripe yet. So she gets back in the car. She hands me some of the berries and says "oh these are sweet ones". So I bite into them and tart as fuck. :/ I had brushed my teeth earlier though so maybe that was it.

    So we're on our way home, back to my house ,since she left her pack at my house and she now wants to borrow MArks' VCR so that she can watch her Carrey Grant movies. So I am driving home along this street and we look up ahead and what's this. A STALLED CAR! :O WEll somethings up with it. It died. The hazards were going. There were two cars side by side there. I think they were trying to jump it. There were also two dudes there. A older mexican guy and a younger mexican guy. Sorta. I think.

    So anyways. I guess it didn't jump right so they start pushing it and there is no where to turn it into 'cept for like a block and I am right behind them. So I HONK MY HORN LOUDLY. No -. :P I didn't do that. I just put my hazard flashers on and slowly followed at a distance and I think mom flipped off someone who honked. Maybe she just shoke her fist, but who knows.

    The guys push the car into a side street. I go ahead and turn into it and pull up next to them. My mom asks them if they need a jump. They don't have jumper cables. ^_^ Klinky has jumper cables. So Klinky!: O El hops out of car pops open trunk and retreives sad cables. Turn off car, pop up hood. Hook up positive, negative, the older mexican dude hooks up to the positive and the car frame. Some how the younger mexican disappears and never returns during all this.

    Anyways, we let it sit for a few minutes. Then I put my foot on the gas a bit and the guy tries starting. ^_^ SUCESS! :O W00t ^_^. That was way cool. Anyways the guy is really thankful that we helped him out and he shoke my hand, I think he even tried doing the blood brothers thingy with the fists knocking each other. I don't think he spoke much english. but he said thankyou alot. >_< I was kinda embarasssed >_< I am modest person, but he really apreciated it and was like "Nah it was nothing". So after that I head back home and mom gets her pack and the VCR.

    While in the house she's like "You can have the Au Gratin Potato boxes up at my house, that stuff is bad". So I ask her "Did you make it right" and she's like "I think" - "Was it soupey" I ask. She says "yeah sorta". I am like "You didn't make it right. I 'll make some tonight and bring some up". I am too fuckin nice. :

    Anyways, I drop her off head home. Then Mark is on me going "Hey I found some jobs you can apply for". *Grumble* goes Gabe. The 15 min apartment preview turned into a 2hr ordeal. :/

    So I call the employment department and get info on it. I am not sure what type of Customer Service job it is. It is over the phone (oh boy), but I think it involves collection. PLush you have to go onsite to schedule a test session. Which just seems rather annoying. :

    I don't call them right away. I'll wait on that one when, fuck I probabyl should have called.

    :/

    Anyways, after that I am like "I could go for some pasta". I only one jug of water. Which is not enuf to make pasta and still have some left over. :| I look in my wallet and I have four dollars. My bank account right now says "0.17" ^_^. mmm hmmm. Oh well. I'll have enuf just barely to pay bills and move to moms house on but : that'll be it really. But I need water and I have four dollars and water is 30cents a gallon. It seems strange, but I really only use the bottled water now since the water here sucks and the filters we got dont' do a good enuf job. Usually I'll get stomach ache after drinking local water out of the tap :/.

    So I get five EMPTY jugs and put them in the car(note it;s 60cents if you don't bring your own jug). I head off to WinCo. Mark also wanted pop. So I was going to get that there. I put all my jugs into a cart. I think it looks rather dorky pushing empty jugs around. But soon they would be full of water and I wouldn't look dorky. I make my way over to the water machine and the water machine is broken ^_^. Yep... So I have to push my stupid cart of empty jugs out of the store and back to my car. Pop is cheaper at fred meyer(on sale 50cents for a 2liter). So I head over there, hitting every red light along the way. I get in the store and guess what? Pop is no longer on sale. It's like 80cents. :| >_>. I want a treat anyways so I get some Root Beer and some Lemon/Lime sparkling water. Needing more sweetness I debate on rather to spend the last $2 or so on >_> <_< cookies. Becuase damnit they sounded good. Since I only had $4 :/ I decided no cookies for klinky ;_;. Oh well. I just got the pop and left.

    Got home, had some root beer. Checked the ORG. Told Mark to wash a pan. He said in a little bit. A hour later, I tell him to wash it again and that I was starving. He gets up and wants me to keep him company in the kitchen while he washes the pan. I go in there. We talk while he washes the pan. The pan is clean. I start making the Au Gratin Potatos and suddenly he disappears. No company for klinky. ;_;. That's just fine I don't want his sorry ass fucking up my potatos anyways.

    How I make the potatos. Au Gratin Potatos is basically sliced potatos in cheese sauce. WinCo has 79cent boxes of the stuff. It's really good.

    Tonight since I was making alot it was:

    4 boxes o' au gratins
    1 cheese packet from a shittty brand of mac 'n cheese(discard noodles)
    4 handfuls of pre-shredded cheddar/jack cheese
    1 cube of margerine
    5cups of water
    2 1/2 cups milk.

    Mix it together!:O Put it in the oven @ 400F for about 40 - 50minutes.
    :O... best fuckin potatos ever! OMG X_X ORGASMIC!: O

    I put some in some tupperware and then take them to my moms apartment. :O She likes them and then is like "I need some drink" :O. She has no water and the water makes her sick. So she's like "get some 7-up at the plaid pantry(convience store). :/ ARGH :O I spend $1.29 on 7up. I could have bought cheap cookies @ winco for that price ;_;.

    Anyways, the 7up was good though. :

    I head home and have some potatos and then I falll asleep for awhile. I wake up. It's really hot. I open all the windows and the front door. WE have two fans going on Max. Finally it cools off.

    I installed EA Games Formula1 2002 :. It was OK. I got bored and uninstalled it. Blah!: | Then I ditzed around on the forum. Now I am up and it's 5.14am :

    I should goto bed :O 
  • 2003-07-21 00:38:16 Go watch Equilibrium! 
  • 2003-07-19 18:37:27 Me and Kthulhu should be cleaning, but it's so fuckin hot =


    Me no want to clean in heat, that makes it 100x harder :

    I'll give it some time to cool off.. 
  • 2003-07-16 20:11:34 The world is ending and I am fucking tired, jeesus let me sleep.


    Anyways. I have fanicial problems... What's new?


    Heh fuck...


    time to go live with mom... 
  • 2003-07-12 02:29:14 LALALALLA L:



    ! =|

    Working hard ! :O


    Not really :|

     
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