JOURNAL: lordbeans (Chuck Julian)

  • Just a Thought 2006-05-04 06:40:26 During the recent explorations of this realm, I noticed that many a people think that they -of all people- think that they have a chance in marrying Gerard Way. That's just a pathetic, sicking, bullshit-of-a-waste-of-oxygen. He is nothing but a new fad, a new Timberlake...that's right, I said it...a new Timberlake. All you moronic people that think that Gerard is actually going to drop everything just for you to come into his arms. Yeah right! Bullshit! I'm pretty sure that if i was Gerard, the only reason i would drop anything in my arms would be to mow you all down with an AK. Anyways, he's bi-sexual, so that already knocks you down to a 50% chance that he will even look at you. Plus, half you are jailbait that knocks it down another 50-60% Let's see, so far you are at a 25 chance that Gerard will look at you...excellent....Oh, I bet he would probably prefer if you weren't just some average bimbo from the middle of nowhere, that'll knock you down another 50% or so, bringing the total to 12.5% now...Not to mention that he has fellow band menbers that'll give him a smooch here and there, so honetly, I think your chances are fucked in the ass right now...I wont even bother trying to cut things in half at this point, cause frankly, your better off to going to chasing after Justin Timberlake, you stupid self abusive whores.

     
  • indecent exposure 2006-05-04 06:39:50 for all people who hate indecent exposures should die or just say the right word ITS CALLED NUDITY you retards cmon atleast i know that it would be very add if you walked up to a girl that had no shirt or anything on top for covering the breast and said thats indecent exposure you know? i would be like "yah i fucking know wait? im retarded thats right wtf is indecent exposure GOD DAMNIT why does god torment me with big and confuseing words!!! OMG this word makes me wanna kill myself BLAH!!!!!! (DEAD)..... anyways you all need to know how to make BIG LONG WORDS SHORT!!! geesh ! you stupid idiotic self abusive whores!!! >.< 
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