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@code
2010-03-27 18:00:26
You exist every time you post a journal entry >.>
(to me)
(I don't really visit the forums since I was too lazy, not too poor, to donate again)
(thinks really hard about donating again) -
@code: ooh ooh!
2010-03-25 00:42:05
I get another chance to quote my favorite FFXIII review
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Picture this:
A blue sky
Three sick warriors standing in place a hundred feet from the ground, flailing out with their weapons
A giant, lopsided monster with spikes and teeth and claws, upside-down, glowing radioactive-like (because he’s broken), flinching like a dog carcass caught in an electric fence
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. . . Why do we need all these numbers? We are asking this question with an honest motive. Why does it have to be numbers? Final Fantasy XIII already went so far as to give the enemies life meters — those horizontal green bars representing enemies’ health, which we mentioned earlier. Why can’t we ditch the numbers, and just use the Life Meter and the Break Meter? Why does it have to represent the degree of the damage with numbers? Why can’t it be something else?
We remember Final Fantasy IV back when it was called Final Fantasy II in the US. God, we love telling this story: a friend who had been a huge fan of Final Fantasy on the NES saw a screenshot of the status menu of Final Fantasy II in Nintendo Power, and had the ten-year-old-boy equivalent of an orgasm: “Dude, Cecil [note: he was already using the character’s name the first time he saw him] is only on level five and he has two hundred hit points!” In the first Final Fantasy, you had to work like a dog to get a character to have even one hundred hit points. We should have seen this coming, way back when: the whole “numbers go up” thing was going to apply to every single god damn aspect of the RPG experience; the Final Boss of Final Fantasy had 2,000 hit points: we should have known that Average Enemy Grunt in Final Fantasy XIII would have at least 100,000. -
ZOMG
2010-03-24 02:48:20
Free Pokemon Centers are SOCIALIZED MEDICINE!
Ok, I'll stop now. -
Sound like codenames to me...
2010-03-24 02:29:34
Professor Oak
Professor Elm
Mr. Pokemon
Forget team rocket, I want in on the REAL secret organization! -
Speaking of great motivators...
2010-03-24 02:01:26
I've been humming pokemon tunes ALL day today.
HG/SS came in the mail today. Kristal's little sister's boyfriend owns SS, so she's getting HG so they won't get their carts mixed up. (he's borrowing her gameboy)
Sooo I JUST finished my other DS game (Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor) FINALLY (been stuck on the last boss forEVER) so NOW I can play me some POKEMANS!!
pokemon
pokemon
pokemon
gotta catch em ALL... *cackle*
*shambles off in a maddened stupor*
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