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O is for Office Stories
2009-11-16 22:55:29
Time for more office escapades!
*sitting at desk, reading accounting book, cramming for massive test*
"Hey! Whatcha reading?" says secretary #4 working beside me.
"Accounting book. Trying to study for big exam." I say back.
"Ohmigosh. I tried that whole college thing... But there was just sooooo much reading I just couldn't do it!" says the blonde bimbo secretary #4.
"REally? What was your major?" I ask back.
"Oh, I was an english major." she replies.
I have a look of shock on my face at this point.
"So.... You became an english major and you hated reading...." I say.
"Yeah... So I just dropped out, got a boyfriend and a job here. I do pretty well!" she says as she pulls out a VERY expensive Iphone.
By this point, I'm more than shocked because her and I make the same wages.
"How'd you manage to do that?" I say.
"My boyfriend bought it for me!" she says giggling.
Just then, said boyfriend walked in to pick her up from work. Wearing what I could only describe as "pimp regalia" Purple fuzzy shirt, zebra print t-shirt and a ridiculously sized hat with a feather in it. Also, it's not all that important, but he was a Caucasian.
They walk out, hand in hand out to a large silver hummer with rims.
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IT FUCKING HAPPENED. O_O
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Also, the guy that came into office drunk the other day? Well, he came in AGAIN today drunk. Once again the jub jubs were after him, so he was wearing the waste paper basket as a hat to protect himself.
I continued to ask myself why he doesn't get fired. Found out he was the boss's nephew today. Mystery solved.
/cries and wants his 75,000 a year job NAO
I won't come into the office drunk! I may not be a cpa yet, but surely I could do his job better than he does. :uhoh: -
L is for Looks
2009-11-15 01:44:44
*Code looks at Thursday MEP track in full screen view.
*Code looks at the ASS of quality the footage had
*Code hides in shame
Runs away crying? -
I is for Irritated
2009-11-14 15:02:58
I'm not leaving for good. I'm just taking a break like Chii did. You know, like still be involved with the site, just not as much as I was used to. O_o
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B is for Break
2009-11-14 13:39:01
Well, I think I'm going to follow liek with what Chiikaboom did and take a break from the site. If you talk with me on MSN, then plan on still chatting with me, cuz I'll still be there.
I'm also gonna still stalk the forums, but not be as active as I have in the past. I've found another hobby/pasttime that I really enjoy doing, and I plan on highlighting that hobby over AMV's, especially since I suck at AMV's, and I'm actually quite good with this one.
Ya'll can still send me messages and junk, and i'll probably get back to you eventually, but i'm just burnt out on AMV's.
Anyway....
cya l8ter.
-Code -
I is for Internets
2009-11-13 20:45:53
Bauzi hit the nail on the fucking head. =)
I admit it. I spend way too much time online. But it's such a lovely escape for me. Trust me on this one. Living in Arkansas with Bible thumping conservatives that would rather die than be the least bit liberal in anything isn't fun, my family has more drama in it than sitcoms, and I work my ass off every day. And of course it also has to do with me being REALLY introverted when I'm home/at school. On the internet, you can be who you want to be. =)
And so that's what I did back in jr. high. I joined the ffx2 community out of a love of Final Fantasy X and its sequel. I met some really awesome people, and needless to say, they were more compelling to speak with than people IRL. Junior high just was a nightmare for me, high school too. I wouldn't say I was suicidal or emo, but I was certainly on the verge of losing my mind. And needless to say... Kids can be really cruel when you have a faggot voice like I have, and you're straight. Really really cruel. =(
I've me some of my best friends onilne. And I know that sounds weird, but I talk with people over at the TSG forums in real time with webcams and chat with forum members here on MSN a lot. Plus, internet friends are easier to manage than IRL ones. Especially when my IRL friends went nuts after high school and became drunk, knocked up and bitchy. =(
But that doesn't mean I don't have a life. Hell, that was about 25% of the reason why Project Editor and AMVLOTAD failed. My family/work priorities always come before the internet. And it was that priority that caused me to leave the org last year.
But enough really. The internet is another reality all together, and I like that reality. Sometimes I may get too involved, and I run back to the real world when I realize that. But the only problem with that is that I escape into the realms of literature and games, so that doesn't really help the problem. O_o
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