- 2006-03-29 03:09:48 Have I alienated my audience?
- 2006-03-28 21:44:58 If you're reading this you're gay.
- 2006-03-27 17:10:07 I'm in a band, we have 39 songs. 27 of them will rock your face off, the other 12 will cause your backward notions of what rocking the fuck out is to be completely obliterated. When we step on stage everyone throws their lighters up, and if they don't have lighters the power of rock makes lighters materialize in their hands. We rock so hard that the surgeon general has decreed a warning against being in a 40 block radius of one of our shows if you have any kind of infirmity. Our rocking is the most powerful force ever created, not even the mighty hand of god can match our rocking, that's how fucking awesome we are. Our rocking has stopped earthquakes dead in their tracks, and reduced mountains to piles of rubble. Our rocking will grab you by the throat and not let go until you pass out, and then when you come to again it will go right back to choking you.Rock for a cause is said to be dead, rock bands these days are just rocking to make money and score chicks. I would be lying if I said those weren't strong motives for us, I can assure you though, that our primary mission is to rock your fucking face off. If you ask me and the 90 people who had to be hospitalized after our show last night, I'd say that we're succeeding.
- 2006-03-27 16:38:06 If you're reading this you're gay.
- 2006-03-27 02:56:42 Fuck the police, protect and serve my fucking cock you faggots.
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