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Chapter Two: Electric Boogaloo. Dynamic!
2007-08-17 09:33:44
Huzzah! One of my videos found its way onto youtube. But wait...the guy who put it there actually gave me credit? What the hell? You're supposed to steal videos and claim they're your own. Come on, am I not good enough to steal from, you pricks.
Oh well. Someday.
Btw, I've uploaded a slightly (very slightly) improved version of "End of the Road"
http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members/members_videoinfo.php?v=145581
I held back on the filters and fixed a couple of timing mistakes that bothered me. And yet, the stupid bar effects are still there...
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oh and another new video...
http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members/members_videoinfo.php?v=149025
The Pixies ftw. -
Chapter One: In which our hero speaks with the electronic manifestation of god and embarks on a journey. Amazing!
2007-08-06 07:32:32
As I walked out of the house tonight (at about 11:45pm) I looked into the night sky and saw the image of the moon glowing blood red in the northeast like some sort of martian nightmare. I've seen the moon many, many times but never in such a forbidding way. I immediately thought to myself that this is some sort of ill omen, or at the very least, a sign of great import.
So naturally I declared at that moment, on that spot...that I would begin journaling.
(Well, what the hell would you do?)
Well, whatever, declarations be damned. I guess my goal here is to fling mundane tripe from my life at you until your eyes blur and your frontal lobe liquifies into a soupy mess that then sprays across your keyboard, preventing you from completing your own journal. ...eww.
Coming up labor day weekend is AnimeVegas, the only convention within a hundred miles of this foul desert city I call home. This year will mark my first entry into a real AMV contest. I will most certainly bring my prayer beads and a bullhorn. Huzzah!
If you're going to be in the area, why not stop by at the con and watch the freaks in Naruto costumes consume Pocky and Ramune until their self awareness withers away and they become like animals. Headband sporting animals.
Oh yeah, and I had a conversation with god. Or A god at least.
( http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html )
All the kids seem to be doing it so I thought, what the hell.
Me:
uh...hello there.
God:
Far out. Salutations, .
Me:
Far out? I wasn't aware you were a hippie.
God:
Way to go. Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
I don't think we're getting off on the right foot.
God:
You can't always decide for yourself.
Me:
Those are the words of brilliant wisdom you're blessing me with? This is crap God. I expected better.
God:
All of them? You don't say. I haven't heard anything like that before: said expected better.
Me:
How do you say "What are you smoking?" in french?
God:
" What are you smoking". I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
*sigh* Look are you going to relieve me of my crushing weight of sins or do I have to go all psycho on your omnipotent ass.
God:
:-) Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Wait a minute...Is this Odin?
God:
I'm waiting. Yes I think this is Odin, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
Check your attire. Are you wearing a goat skin and the tongues of a thousand slain enemies?
God:
Checking...stand by. No I do not have any clothes.
Me:
......Odin is a nudist. I had no idea. Those stories from Norse mythology were wierd to begin with but a huge streaking Odin adds a whole new dimension of strange.
God:
I think Odin is more than that. Do you still have no idea ? All of them?
Me:
Huh? Look, I've heard stories about you viking types. Are you drunk right now?
God:
What? Who told you stories about me viking types ? At this moment No I am sober.
Me:
Well, you know. It seems like every other news report is "Viking raids convenience store, rapes and pillages" or "Vikings cause bridge to collapse." Not that there's anything wrong with Vikings...just, you know.
God:
Well that's okay. Yes I know. I agree. Interesting comparison. I am glad to hear that you are not there is anything wrong with Vikings. Yes I know.
Me:
Uh, right. So... Got a lot of slaughtered pigs up there in Valhalla?
God:
Hurrah! I am glad we agree. " I am glad we agree."? So.? Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
...Milk Mystic?
God:
Are we still talking about not there is anything wrong with Vikings?
Me:
I thought we were until you brought up the "Milk Mystic." Who the hell is that?
God:
Whatever gave you that idea? What does "that" refer to?
Me:
Oh for crissakes. Has all that streaking in the frozen tundra drunk messed with your brain?
God:
Gee. Your purpose is crissakes. That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
I hope you burn.
God:
Don't worry about it, .
Me:
That's it, I'm out of here. ...Hey, do you happen to have Freya's number?
There was no reply and my browser mysteriously froze up. Was it some sort of divine intervention, or was it the pot full of baked beans that I had just poured onto my hard drive. We may never know.
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