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jam yourself against the corridor walls, work yourself up to the ceiling: this is the first lesson
2002-05-07 01:57:50
it will take time to learn how to break from gravity
to learn just when to bust through the downward pull of your own weight
to progress from jumping to flying
so practice, practice, practice
in time it will become second nature
just remember not to hit your head on the ceiling
and whatever you do, don't laugh -
2002-05-06 13:31:59
Hey Funny Boy, don't you want to learn how to fly?
Hey Funny Boy, don't you even want to try? - Doing my essay... 2002-05-06 09:06:50 ...pecking at my keyboard like an anorexic chicken.
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2002-05-05 23:09:46
A villain with a gun and a motorcycle gang - his name is *McFlurry*.
*from a dream I had a couple of days ago* -
I want RAM to rival that of a Transformer!
2002-05-05 10:32:40
Milo: Nooooooo! Not you too! You've been seduced by the Mac Side!
Yeah, Macs are friendlier and they are so much prettier, but they are SO expensive. Plus, Macs have a vendetta against me. I had one crash on me simply from opening a Word document, while a designer friend of mine could coax purrs out of the same Mac while working on graphics hundreds of MBs heavy. It would take half an hour for the running ants in Photoshop to appear after he had made a selection, but it NEVER crashed on him.
Macs also don't allow you to open them up and mess with their innards. I like the option of getting intimate with my workstation, nevermind if it sometimes results in fused components and a CPU you could fry a mean omlette on. Hey, at least I don't have to leave my room for meals.
Look, I'm the geek girl who bonded with her geek boyfriend over setting up her computer. Hunting down individual electronic components and installing them does wonders for a budding relationship.
No, I am not one of those people who gets all hot and sweaty simply from saying the word "gigabyte". "Terrabyte" is so much sexier a word! Hoo hoo hoo! *flares nostrils*
I compete in a really sick and destructive game of one-man-upship, where the winner is the one with the most RAM/storage space/nifty gadget thing that will give your computer the AI of a Transformer. When a friend told me he had gotten a CD writer (back in the days when it was a grand thing to have a 4x writer), I went into such funk that people could have thought somebody had died.
My boyfriend is currently ahead in the race, but I am biding my time. I will buy RAM in secret, and when I have surpassed his current RAM amount, I will spring it on him and laugh at him. Yes, I will laugh! LAUGH!!! MUAHAHHA!
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