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Give me all your bing-bings!
2002-05-16 11:24:45
Padmé = paedophile
Anikin = hormone-laden, whiny brat
Jenga Fett = Mmm... bad, handsome daddy with cool armour
Bobba Fett = scowly kid who will grow up to look just like daddy
Yoda = faker who only pretends to use his cane -
scissor emotions
2002-05-16 03:06:51
Wally: Oh, by the way, Chris is joining us.
Ami: Chris? Which Chris?
W: You know, Chris... Christopher.
A: Oh. My Chris.
W: *Your* Chris? He's my Chris too.
A: Well, he was my Chris before he was yours! -
Rolling ecstatically naked over fields of broccoli
2002-05-14 15:18:06
Woo yay! Finished my essays. In celebration I went to the library and visited the art section. I'm not artistically inclined, but I do like to look at pretty things. Like the nudie pictures in the art books that teach anatomy drawings. Hoo hoo hoo!
I'm supposed to be doing a couple of readings for tomorrow's tutorial, but I'm too distracted... because I was drawing THIS:
http://www.geocities.com/feistyfeline78/pictures/chomp.gif
Medium: Ink on the back of a thrashed copy of my Persuasion and Propaganda essay. (If you look really closely, you can see a bit of the text of my essay showing through.)
Kyburg: I have a sister too, so I know how you feel. Why would she shut you out? Are you on good terms?
Aaargh, am bleeding again. The corner of my lip has split, and it's taking a really long time to heal. Mainly because I've been biting people. Quite a strenuous activity you know, especially now that the weather's colder, and people are wearing more layers of clothing.
My rats are still nameless. Got to start seriosuly thinking what to name them. Not that I think they will actually know to respond to their name, but it's the principal of the matter... I should probably name them after brands of velcro, because that's the effect of putting them on my clothes.
OK. Enough inanities. Sleep. -
Scary conversations with my sister
2002-05-13 03:29:23
Amizadai (4:46 PM) :
I think I'll spend a lot of time biting my children
maybe yours too
"Mummy, mummy! Don't let Auntie Ami bite me again!"
Amizadai (4:46 PM) :
and then my kids will go "Wah lao, you all
are such wimps. My mummy bites me until I
bleed, OK. Want to see the scars?"
evangelion (4:47 PM) :
wah lau really sadist just don't bite my
kids man
Amizadai (4:48 PM) :
sorry, I cannot guarantee that
but if they're really ugly maybe I won't
Amizadai (4:48 PM) :
"Gah, what an ugly kid. Lost my appetite.
Take him away."
evangelion (4:49 PM) :
if they're ugly it's probably because of
their father man....
Amizadai (4:50 PM) :
hahahaha
ugly husband nevermind, as long as he lets
you spank him once in a while
evangelion (4:52 PM) :
you are such a perv man...i really pity how
your children will grow up all wrong
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mn
2002-05-11 14:46:27
My rats have learnt a new game - climbing into the sleeves of my track suit. The brown one likes to walk up to where the sleeve joins with the rest of the jacket to peep out from under my armpit. The beige one likes to crawl up my back and emerge out of my collar and scamper about my shoulder.
Very ticklish.
By the way, today's journal topic was brought to you by the Brown Rat's adventures on the keyboard. How appropriate that she should type something squeaky. Don't know what "mn" is supposed to mean though.
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