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  • .... 2008-08-06 00:16:32 oh you PEOPLE do not GET that MEP idea do you!! ... or is it more of a PEM or however I termed it way back when (the PROJECT comes before the EDITORS thus it should be PEM... or PME... PMS) .... I'm surprised somebody did it! See my ideas aren't bad... it's just when I'M forced to execute them that things usually fuck up... ^_^

    Kudos to Kitsuner! 
  • Gina might know why I like this one :o 2008-08-05 15:21:46 AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION

    'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

    The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

    'Yes, Father, it is.'

    'And who was the girl you were with?'

    'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'

    Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

    'I cannot say.'

    'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

    'I'll never tell.'

    'Was it Nina Capelli?'

    'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

    'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

    'My lips are sealed.'

    'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

    'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

    The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

    Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'

    'Four months vacation and five good leads.' 
  • ok now I have to check out the neeeew logo -_- 2008-08-05 00:13:38 Someone out there is deadly at Scrabble.

    DORMITORY:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    DIRTY ROOM

    PRESBYTERIAN:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    BEST IN PRAYER

    ASTRONOMER:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    MOON STARER

    DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
    A ROPE ENDS IT

    THE EYES: !
    When you rearrange the letters:
    THEY SEE

    GEORGE BUSH:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    HE BUGS GORE

    THE MORSE CODE :
    When you rearrange the letters:
    HERE COME DOTS

    SLOT MACHINES:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    CASH LOST IN ME

    ANIMOSITY:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    IS NO AMITY

    ELECTION RESULTS:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

    SNOOZE ALARMS:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

    A DECIMAL POINT:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    IM A DOT IN PLACE

    THE EARTHQUAKES:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    THAT QU33R SHAKE

    ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    TWELVE PLUS ONE

    AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

    MOTHER-IN-LAW:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    WOMAN HITLER  
  • 2008-08-04 00:22:06 Take me to your leader...

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v701/knowname/Photo0024.jpg

    this is my other cat. I was gonna touch it up with some witty one liner but -meh- too lazy. Oh I just LOVE the vanity feature of camera phones :o so useful :D 
  • I'm pissed with Guy07 2008-08-03 01:07:37 "why is there like NO fucking Beck hentai? seriously? Im pissed"

    seriously, Maho is smokin'... get it?? Maho- smokin'?? 
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