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Oh ya... the other movie!
2003-01-02 04:56:48
I finally remembered what other movie I wanted to review:
Spy Hard
What can be said about the movie Spy Hard? Nothing. In a good way. The movie is down right retarded, but it's supposed to be! For this, it is funny as hell! It is another Leslie Nielson movie, so you KNOW what you will see, but for some reason it is STILL amusing. Wierd Al does the intro and outro music too! Awesome! I would not recomend renting it or buying it, but if someone else brings it over, or it is on the TV, go ahead and watch it. It is worth a few laughs.
ANOTHER REVIEW!:
Killer Clowns From Outer Space.
First off, why did I see this? Because a semi bald fat loser in my government class brought it in. Is it worth watching? Well, no. I spent the time while watching it also using MsPaint to make a stick figure driving a Bulldozer and flicking off a bulldog. The movie suggests that Aliens from outer space look like big ass butt ugly clowns that cocoon you in cotton candy. Yum yum kids! Red means blood flavored! They also shot popcorn at you, which turn into viens with faces at the end, not unlike htat of Little Shop of Horrors, except they arent worth watching. And not unlike the movie aliens, will make you pray for death before you chest explodes (the viewer that is). There is senseless violence, lots of cussing about nothing, and angry police. I guess this equals a Cockbuster! If you have not seen it, dont. If you have, watch it again and reflect on the fact that you were retarded enough to do it again. If you ripped out your finger nails, would you do it again? If you had a horse stomp on you penis, would you do it again? So why this? You fucking whore. Just die. Now. -
Goddamn drawing thingy!
2002-12-30 17:33:35
Comic Update:
There is no comic up as of yet, for I am lazy and boring and uninspired. My PS2 (thich I commented on in an earlier journal as not working) is OFFICIALLY DEAD! I think my little brother ruined it. What does this have to do with the comic? Well, as I will later ype about, I saw the show X and was inspired to complete it. But I lost the inspiration, and wanted to rent X to get it back, but it is only on DVD at CockBuster, so SHIT FUCKING HELL IN A BROWN PAPER BAG! I am going to try and work ont he comic tonight and at least have a site up by tomorrow afternoon, at most, a comic WITH tile page.
Life Update:
First off, I went to get a haircut, and when I got it, the hair dude FUCKED UP MY HEAD!!! Now I look like a nazi! I feel like going out and gassing jews, its soo fucking bad. At least it will grow back, and if anyone asks what happened, I'll blame it on cancer! THE CANCER CUT MY HAIR!!! BADLY TOOO!!! As previously stated, My PS2 is not longer in the world of the living. Choices are as following:
1) Send it to the Sony building in Pennsylvania and let it get fixed there for a fee of AT LEAST $90 or
2) Burn it, bury the ashes, and make the parent that tossed it to the ground pay for a new one. Yes, one of the parental units did that, and I just stood back and said "your paying for the new one". They, however, refuse to, so my brothers, father, and siblings shall gang up on her and make her.
Nothing else in the news.
Movie Critique:
First off, the series X. For an anime with big eyed women and a story line that starts off as fast a NASCAR, I liked it. The action scenes were bloody awesome! I'm glad they didn't hold back on the graphic material eigther. They barely did any sort of hiding or censoring. If somthine happened, it happened. Again, the plot is like having dodgeballs thrown at you, where you catch what you can and let the rest fly, but all and all, it's worth it.
There was another movie I saw, but I am suffering cranial gasstritus, and cannot remember ANYTHING abou thte movie. When I do, I will make another entry. -
Aw snap, I can draw and be sick!
2002-12-26 21:43:07
First off, let me start with I feel fucking sick right now. Headache, and nasuea. I think I might end the night with puking. And my brother making nasty noises is NOT helping (he is right behind me). On to other shit. Other than my sickness bringing me down. DOWNFALL GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!
My webcomic is not coming along so badly, but was orginally slated to be done by now. Actually, I was supposed to have had it done 3 years ago, but oh well, delays happen. Right? Maybe? HEY YOU! UP IN FRONT! FUCK YOU AND SIT DOWN!!! Ya. Anyways, I have started the comic MANY times (Kamoc can tell you that) but never found a beginning I liked. I think that the beginning helps set the tone for how the rest of the comic should be. Problem is, only half of the comic is planned out. Or so to a point. I know a lot of what I want to happen, but am also going to throw in a lot of extra little things, and some not so little. I already have the end planned, but not the beginning. It has to show that there will be humor, serious drama (not romance, for I am not teh gay fuXX0r), action, and all around cool shit. But in such a small beginning, I am going to be squeezing a lot in, and it never seems to fit. Like an elephant fucking a mouse, the physics is all wrong, and when it finally bursts, there WILL be gore. Okay, that was gross. Your sick and retarded for reading that and not using ESP to detect that I was going to type that. And if you did skip it, your a freak and a mutant and need to be shot.
I also need to work on the technical portion of the website, such as the site itself. The layout and the pages that I am going to create. I am going to start out rather basic and hope it works. Just slowly add on so as not to mess anything up so badly I can't fix it. Used to have a good art program that would be helpful right about now, but alas, someone deleted the registry files and .dll files, so it works no more. Damned russians, shooting our boys with tommy guns in the middle of China. They're fucking storks!
That is all I have the stomach to type, am going to go lie down, die, get back up, and draw til I die again. Leave now, you filthy whore. - Talk to me, inanimate object!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! 2002-12-20 05:48:40 This morning, I decided to watch a copy of Berserk that my brother rented, and always use the PS2 to watch DVD's. But when I tried to, all I got were READ DISC ERRORS!!! Now, first thing I think that you can sit there, stare at the DVD, and read all errors it will have on the face of the DVD. But this is not so, which means that the PS2 is having a brainfuck. NO!!!! NOT YOU!!!!! I sat there, tried 3 more times to get it to read the fucking discamabob, and then went to using voodoo. Really. I placed my hand on it, flexed my muscles (yes yes flex flex good good) and chanted "WORK!!! WORK!!! WORK!!! WORK!!! WORK!!! GODDAMN IT BILLY (random name selection!) DONT GIVE OUT ON ME NOW!!!" then I thought "boy, I'm RETARDED!" and quit. That's about it. Just wanted to share. Now go, bring me CANDY!!!
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Scoliosis Claus
2002-12-16 16:04:35
During the weekend, my little brother was blessed with the privelage of choosing the christmas tree for the family this year. Normally, this ceremony, like a wedding, should ONLY last 5 seconds, but no, he dragged it on. And then he did the worst thing he could! NO! NOT RAPE THE REINDEER!! He chose a tree. A diseased tree. A tree with Chlamydia, Leprosy, and worst of all, SCOLIOSIS! The trunk of the tree looks like Kamoc's spine! (Ask him how bad it is, he'll tell you!)
Got home and tried to put it in the tree base. The trunk of the tree rests at almost a perfect 45 degree angle and slowly points towards the heavens about 7 ft. later. Looks kinda like an upside down question mark. yay....ay.... .... ... ... ay. The parents also looked at gifts for the family, and bought the little tree demon a new paintball gun. He can now break his balls in colorful glory!!! Its chrome too! And what did they get me? A PAPER WITH PRICES ON IT!!! WOO HOO hooo oo o ? They spent $500 on a paintball gun for the one eyed nazi bastard, but wouldn't spend $250 bucks on me. Actually, if they spend up to $100, it is a suprise. Last year, I got a wrist watch!!! A cheap one! That my RICH cousins bought! And I lost it and ended up getting another for only $20. Yes ye sye sy ye s yes! RadioShack is actually pretty cool sometimes. Furthermore, they fought and fought and the bodies hit the floor becase you have to raise your hand if you're a sinner.
I saw the movie "The One". (for all of you that are retarded, this is where the shit will start hitting the propellor of the Red Barons plane and knock cock in his face). I AM NO ONES BITCH!!! Kung Fu fast yes good big jump wo hoo oo HA duck thrust parry BIFF Sinner raise hands YES bad music to help me fight... BADLY!!!... Jump dodge bullets not fast enough FUCK hit ow pain DEAD GIRL MAKE ME GO APE SHIT kill bad guys VIOLENCE BAD Me soo hooorny!!! Jet Li I Cool! Faggot attack! BVLAAAAAAAH! Wormhole butthole spackle madness SPARKS EVERYWHERE fire fire GUNS GUNS 5 dollar sucky sucky!
That movie sucked the goiter off of my dead chimp.
I also saw Men In Black 2. Very little in the way of story line, but it was REALLY funny. Graphics were also lacking too, as I have seen better effects on Nintendo games. But the funny factor does well to make up for the shitty fx.
That is all for now.
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