- I killed the forum! 2003-03-21 15:46:10 All evidence so far shows that I killed the WOT forum! I am god.
- Mad Rat Disease 2003-01-18 15:12:34 It is a proven fact that Mad Cow Disease is a result of farmers feeding their cows food with cow pieces in it. Well, my rats went cannibal and starting eating each other. First, there were 12 rats. Now there are only 4. And they are evil sons of bitches. I shall de-testicle them all. Or not. Anyways, I have stopped posting in the forum (or at least for a while) and don't really plan on posting anything else. Ever. But should something truely move me, I shall come back with a vengeance, and more pics of chlamydia.
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Police and a Bitch.
2003-01-08 20:52:41
As I type, police are in my house trying to figure out whether or not they are going to remove the bitch that has ruined my life from it.
Bout fucking time.
She is the one that broke my PS2, sends me over the edge, and is the only female I have ever ALMOST raised my hand to (I have become good at stopping myself.), and the worst part is, she loves it and provokes it.
Funny thing is, this whole hate of the bitch thing is partially what made me start my webcomic (still not up yet, funny paper problem.) I am going to cut this short now, for if the police wish to question me, I need to be there. -
My foot is larger than your head!
2003-01-05 11:47:33
Recently, I slept over at Kamocs house (2 days ago actually). I had a good time, we prank called Fyrt (THAT WAS US! But you know that already) and we barely slept. Watched FLCL too! Then, in the morning, I went to sleep. And woke up. SOmething had happened to my FOOT!
FLASHBACK FLASHBACK FLASHBACK: The whole day before I went to Kamocs house, it had been raining, and I got rain in my right shoe, making my right sock wet. Why is this useful? Becuase now you know the foot is not because of Kamoc, or his house, or anyone in it: It was the rain. I have a mild case of Trench Foot! Commonly found in people that atend such lovely events as wars, I have a swelling of the foot that is caused by a wet sock being in contact with it for WAY too long. Now, again, it is mild, if not light, and therefor will go away on its own. But this IS the same condition that made amputation on the battlefield a neccessity. At least I get to keep my foot, but it hurts like hell right now. One of my parents administered medication, but that was like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest against a pissed off horse.
In other news, I think I will review another game. I accidently played it, and here you go:
Splinter Cell
Platform I played it on: SuXBox
Maximum Players: Only 1 retard at a time
Overall Rank: 2
Likeness to Metal Gear Solid 2: 2... much, but worse.
Descrption: You are the elite George Clooney, and you are elite because you can hug walls, peak across hallways, shoot out lights, duck, jump, shoot a gun, grab big men, do with them what you like, and then knock them out. Wow, I wish there were more games like THIS one... oh wait, there is! This game is like Metal Gear Solid 2 in many ways, except that it sux more. Not only are the graphics butt fugly, but the atmosphere and efeects that they use on them make the game look like an old episode of a silent theatre. The animations were... retarded... and the game play was... retarded, and your character was... dumb... and everything is right in the world... and retarded. There is NOHTING new to this game that I have not seen in a game before; mastering the controls were like jacking off a grizzly bear (thank you Penny Arcade); it sucked. I spent most of the time trying to find ways to kill, uh, whoeverthefuckheis (main character). I also found out that with some practice and hard work, you can get George Clooney to show the world, or just you, his crotch. Fuuuunky MOOOOnkey actioOOOOOOOn!!! I hate this game. There is little to say about it. Except that I hate it. It does REALLY suck though, and the machanics are like a retarded Metal Gear Solid. It is for the people that could not even get into indoor section of MGS1. Those people will be able to play, win, and enjoy this game, because they suck. Maybe I should now tell WHY! First off, enemy AI. You can almost completely kiss the enemy before they notice you. I actually bumped one on the back by accident and he didnt notice (by bump I meant ran behind him and raped him viciously). The evtra that ocme with playing the game are if anything, just stupid little addons you never wanted. To pick a lock, you actually have to manually use supermans X RAY vision, watch the inside of the lock, and pick it by making love to your controller. This is almost the same as when other do it for you automatically, except that the locking mechanism is retarded. All you do is slowly rotate you controller til you here a click. EXCITING! Gun control sucks, and I am tired of reviewing this game, So fuck off. -
Official Review #1
2003-01-03 04:49:20
DragonBall Z Booty Call (er, Budokai):
Platform I played it on: PS2
Max Players: 2
Rating (out of 10): 3
Character Balance (out of 10): 5
Description: FLEX FLEX GOOD GOOD! Or not. Booty Call leaves a lot to be asked for. First off, the graphics. They are simply amazing, dazzling the eye with the splender that is the PS engine... huh... what's that?... This is PS2?!?!? AW FUCKING SNAP!!! The intent was to give fans the idea that bad graphics are okay because the show uses bad art and people still like it. The sound effects are well... sound effects. Nothing special there. Im not much of a sound effects/voice dubbing critis though, except for if they REALLY suck. I will say though that anyone that likes to hear that one same repetetive theme from the show will enjoy the soundtrack, as it it seemingly the only song in it. The battle engine is terribley designed, and the idea of "Hey, when someone takes a beating, let them get up!" never crossed my mind once. No, it did, I just lied. But that has been the crowning innovation for ALL DB games I have ever played. The fact that you can just blast the living shit out of you opponent and he is so stunned that he just sits there taking it in the ass during the entire match. The power moves are awful, no eye candy at all, nothing new to brag about, I guess that this game just plain sucks. Why did I give it a 3? Because it IS possible for me to have fun with it, but that is ONLY if you hate the show and are willing to make your character act retarded. Then not only is it funny, but you win too! Oh, and I had no clue where I should add this part, so I will now, but character balance, you know, that little tid bit of "My character iis FAR superior to you character that it makes your ass bleed!". Well, there is little to know balance. Some characters just plain suck, while some are incredibley, absurdly powerful. At the same time though, as long ass you can keep pressing PunchPunchPunchBlast, you will win the game, no matter WHO you are.
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