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T_T
2006-04-03 18:15:58
Lol. Another banner rejected. This time when I make them, I'll actually try hard on them so I can get better and better at banner making. I don't expect to be as good as, say, Hinatasan, but I'd like to do something while I think of what kind of AMV to make. ^_^
It's a natural high.
--Kikai -
For some humour Gundam Wing...
2006-03-31 22:39:13
I was at Gwyaoi.org and I found this story, it's so hilarious. Well, its not a story, reallly, its a list. If you've seen Gundam Wing, you might get it a little better (you'd probably even have to see the whole and end of the series) but if you haven't even ever heard of it, then its still funny. This was written by Utopia Doesn't Exist...
OKay, here goes...
THINGS DUO IS NO LONG ALOWED TO DO AS A PREVENTER
1. You are not 'Duo Maxwell, Agent of Justice, Defender of the helpless, scourge of the underworld..' etcetera.
2. Wufei is not your trusty sidekick.
3. Spandex is not acceptable Preventer attire. Even if you did invest a lot of time and effort to make both yourself and Wufei matching costumes.
4. Wufei is not a bargaining chip during hostage negotiation.
5. Nor is 'I'll let you sleep with Zechs'.
6. You are no longer allowed to scream 'AH! OZ IS ATTACKING!' and hide under your desk when Zechs enters your office. It was funny once.
7. When at gunpoint, pointing to Quatre and saying 'awh, but look at his little face' is unlikely to achieve the desired effect.
8. Putting both of your hands in Zechs' pockets is poor decorum. No one believes you're 'borrowing a pen'.
9. Zechs does not want it.
10. Officers do not report to my office 'for a spanking'.
11. Laxatives and Rohipnol are not valid replacements for sugar in anyone's morning coffee.
12. Sally Po is never going to wear the slutty nurse uniform you bought her for Christmas. Leave. Her. Alone.
13. There is no 'Preventers Directive XXX'. Even if there were, it would not require your fellow officers to perform sexual favours.
14. You are no longer allowed to bet 'Zechs' ass' on anything.
15. Likewise Heero's, Wufei's, Quatre's or Trowa's.
16. You do not have a bigger penis than God.
17. After yesterday's incident I can confirm this.
18. And while we're at it, no more indecent exposure. Even if I do demand to see who's responsible for the Preventer staff groping incidents.
19. My name is Une, or Commander Une. Not Madame Pain.
20. A grenade is not a toy.
21. Forcing captive prisoners to read Wufei's collection of essays on justice counts as cruel and unusual punishment.
22. Preventers are not entitled to free coffee, food, services and products at various establishments. Even if three fellow officers do back you up on it.
23. I do not need to 'loosen up', 'wind down', 'cool my jets', 'take a chill pill' or 'relax'. This also goes for my colleagues.
~~~
Lmao. I cried laughing. ^_^ Now I'm bored. I guess that's all for now. -
O_O Three days.......?
2006-03-29 19:02:46
Okay, I made three banners and submitted them three days ago. Maybe its just taking a really long time or there is some kind of glitch because I still don't know whether they won (which they probably didn't) or were pitifully rejected (which they probably were T_T)
...Not such a good day then...
I have more to submit but I can't put them in until the other three get approved or rejected......
T___T
--Kikai
(Nathan-kun is still afraid of me from yesterday) -
And I seem to have spread terror...
2006-03-28 19:36:00
Now the person who shall remain anonymous (in fear of being violently mauled by otakus like us) is warning everyone else to tell me that they watch anime or else I will make them pay dearly.
The convo (below on my last entry) which I'm talking about has been sent by him to many of my other friends and they cower in fear.
XD
This could be a good day after all....
--Kikai -
So I found out my friend doesn't watch anime. Guess what I did to him?
2006-03-28 18:56:54
A hilarious convo I had with my friend who doesn't watch anime. I punished him severly, as you'll see...
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Kikai: lol. nyahahah...hm...maybe...an anime laugh?
NHthug8: eh, sure, sounds like something you would say.
Kikai: DOESN'T IT THOUGH?!?!?!?!?! DO YOU NOT VALUE ANIME NATHAN-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN?!?!?!??!?! WAIIIIIII
NHthug8: Of course I do, I just, uh, don't , watch it. But I still think its cool.
Kikai: O_O blasphemy
NHthug8: are you going to kill me now?
Kikai: ....maybe. I'll think about it. I'll cut a deal with you.
NHthug8: will it hurt?
Kikai: It could very well. Espcecially if you fail. I'll ask you a question. If you get it right, I'll let you off...but should you get it wrong........
NHthug8 (5:37:05 PM): okay... you'll still let me off?
Kikai: YOU WISH!!!! GAAAAGH *evil anime-ish growl thingy* okay, here it goes.... WHAT IS ANIME?!?!?!
NHthug8: It is a style of Japanese cartoon. right?
Kikai: Well...I'll give you points for that. Sure. But personally, what is ANIME?personally....
NHthug8: Uh...I think it's a really creative, if somewhat odd at times, style that is very original in both story line and animation style.
Kikai: Er...well yes...but personally, WHAT IS IT?!??!?!??!?!??!?!? I'll give you a hint:
Kikai: it begins with "ULTRA-"
Kikai: and ends with "-AWESOME" any guesses? ^_^
NHthug8: ULTRA-KYTE!! er, wait...
Kikai: *dies*
NHthug8: CRAWFISH-AWSOME! no, wait...
Kikai: O_O *dies again*
NHthug8: ULTA-AWSOME! do I win?
Kikai: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!*dies again just for good measure* Yes, I'll spare you, weakling. But, you will respect anime and its values!
NHthug8: yay! k, I'll try to remember that. tonight, I'll look at hentai along with the regular porn. that good?
Kikai: O_o *silent scream*
NHthug8: lol I'm jk, I'll respect anime and its values.
Kikai: YOOT!!! i mean... well you know what I mean.
NHthug8: yeah
Kikai: gah...anyways...... i think I'll post this somewhere.
NHthug8: post what?
Kioni Jordan (5:50:29 PM): this convo ^_^ on an ANIME website no less!
NHthug8: oh, sure. Wiggy. so, wait...
Kikai: huh?
NHthug8: thoes anime people on that anime website, won't they see how I don't watch anime and try to kill me?
Kikai: Its possible.
NHthug8: oh...can I remain annonymous then?
Kikai: Us anime fans can be very rabid and protective over our anime.
NHthug8: So it would seem...
Kikai: *evil smile* I'll make sure you are not 'given away' though
NHthug8: cool, I don't want to get mauled by a pack of anime fans...
Kikai: sure you do! its a very life-changing experience!
NHthug8: you mean changing in that I won't have one anymore?
Kikai: eh....same thing right? ^_^
NHthug8: lol right...now I'm going to have nightmares...
Kikai: its everyone's secret desire~! and a nightmare caused in part by anime otakus is nothing new... its like... special!
NHthug8: wha- I think I'm lost at this point.
Kikai: are we? hm...lets review:
NHthug8: Well, I am, anyways
Kikai:
1.you don't watch anime
2.you are afraid of otakus killing you
3.you have nightmares about us
4.i spared your life because i am just too nice
5.whee!
NHthug8: Yeah, that sounds about right... So where does it go from here?
Kikai: *pulls out big mallet* LIKE THIS!!!!!^_^ CHA! *evil grin*
NHthug8 (6:03:08 PM): Ahhh! I feel like I'm in a cartoon at this point... brb
Kikai: O_O *lowers mallet* crap. i think he ran away...
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