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heh
2003-01-26 12:33:57
Well, I finally got my freaken top 10 videos updated, and it looks better now that it did, I'd suggest you check out any videos on there you havent seen. I've got a review to write for someone that I've been working on, but that person knows who he is, so if you dont, then it's not you =p .. you wouldn't want this review anyway, I promise.
Just got through watching my Deadly Love video for the first time In a few months. Actually, I like the way it turned out. I think it's a really cool video. However, it screams goth horribly. I hate goths. What have I done?
Superbowl? Whats that?
I start my new job tomarrow at adelphia. 5 weeks of 9-5 before they fuck up my life and throw me into a probable 345-1245 shift. Wee. They don't allow AIM usage there either. What makes it worse is that I cant go for another job interview (like I'd get one) until after training, M-F 9-5 makes it difficult. Oh well, I'll just wait til I get done with training and pick up where I left off.
Hm.. Progress on my Anime North video is going pretty well, I like the video a lot, it's got all sorts of potential. I'm not going for the win this year, I'm just going for them to actually PLAY my video. heh. The opener is gonna be a real crowd pleaser. .. I think. - 2003-01-18 10:34:00 I'll get around to redoing my top 10 list soon. I just cleared it out.
- The Non-Review? 2003-01-17 14:20:46 I just realised that 'The Review' hasn't been done sence November. It's been a long two weeks. Methinks MJ is lazy.
- meh 2003-01-16 15:05:26 I've decided I need to rewatch eva and lain to continue with my next videos. What a horrible horrible thing to be forced to watch anime.
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Dear Mr. Peter Jackson...
2003-01-07 10:31:49
Dear Sir:
It has come to our attention that you will, indeed, be releasing movie #3 of the Tolkien Series: "Lord of the Rings." and undoubtedly, you will name it Return of The King. This letter is a prelude to the madness that will follow suit at 3:01 am, December 18th, 2003.
We, the JRR Tolkien l33t, have a bone to pick with you, Mr. Jackson. It has become very clear to us that using your 200 million dollar budget on these movies, that clearly you had no intention of following any of the original storyline at all, and have no reason to believe that you will change that with Return of The King.
No doubt you've heard all the incredulious whining from our l33t fanbase on how you horribly depict several events and obscure truth from our holy books in the first two movies, from the extended roll of Arwen (which did not hurt anything, in fact, she was more pleasent to look at than another gay male elf. however, this is merely the opinion of someone else, and not me, an l33t follower) to the lessened roll of the Ents in the second movie. How horrible of you to disgrace the name Tolkien, Mr. Jackson. You obviously know nothing and don't do anything right.
So, as far as The Return of The King feature, I'd like to point out a few things you most likely will not have in the movie, that played such a vital roll in the story, or things that you took creative liberty with.
1. The Path of the Dead - Mr. Jackson, how can you THINK of playing with this scene from the movie? It's so important to everything. Gimli simply did not cower as I had imagined. I will have your head, Mr. Jackson.
2. The City of Gondor - Where was this in your film Mr. Jackson? You left out an entire city that half the book was based on! What is wrong with you?
3. Mt. Doom - Another vitally important place to the plot of the book. Missing, completely gone. In it's place? A lake of fire? This had better appear on the Extended DVD, sir.
4. Frodo - You allowed Mr. T to take on this roll? Where did Elijha Wood run off too? How can you possibly eliminate this character from this series? I think you could have broke the budget to keep the original actor.
5. Sam - Sean isn't nearly gay enough, sir.
6. The One Ring - Sence when did The Ring become a watermellon?
7. Pippen's Nasgul fight - As much as I liked seeing Pippen use Gandalfs staff to kill the Nasgul, I do believe that Gandalf himself would have just done it himself, instead of handing the staff off to an unexperienced hobbit. Why was Gandalf even there?
8. Denethors Death - As interesting as it was to see Denethor flick a cigarette into the room to start the fire, I don't think they had lighters in Middle Earth. Also, why was Faramir in the room as well? And Legolas? and why did they all have guns?
Finally:
9. Sauron - Sir, Sauron is not a character from Dragon Ball Z. He does not know the Kamehameha, and he cannot turn "Super Sauron" from rage when The Ring (watermellon?) is finally destroyed in the lake of fire. Sauron should have been destoryed, not Physically Manifested for one final showdown with Aragorn. And why does Aragorn get a rocket Launcher for the fight?
Mr. Jackson, I suggest you run for your life. We will hunt you down. We will kill you if we find you. We are the l33t. Mr. Jackson. Read the Books.
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