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Man this is what happens when you suffer from insomnia
2002-05-09 23:49:49
Rozard: S'Mores, anyone?
steakslim: ha ha!
FirestormRH: ehoo isn't even in the room according to my list
SmoovyGee has left the room.
ehoo5000: *tseract to rozard...grabs flamethrower*
Rozard: *FOOM!*
steakslim: Only the number pad blew.
ehoo5000: *turns on rozard....FWOOOSH*
SmoovyGee has entered the room.
Rozard: *Dodges*
steakslim: *pees on the flames*
ehoo5000: HEYO SMOOVY
SmoovyGee: yay now i see all the people
FirestormRH: my namepad blew too
FirestormRH: brb
Rozard: I think it's safe to Firestorm is a little toasty now
FirestormRH has left the room.
ehoo5000: i am victorious
ehoo5000: *victory dance*
Rozard: *Bitch slaps ehoo*
Rozard: Punk
steakslim: *uses Ehoo to wipe his ass*
ehoo5000: *cliche lipwipe........that....was a mistake*
FirestormRH has entered the room.
ehoo5000: *momebnt of tension*
Rozard: "Yet at that fatal moment, ehoo was destracted, and did not notice that he had indeed stepped on an anti-personel mine..."
steakslim: *throws the poo poo ehoo at Firestorm*
ehoo5000: ehoo takes +5 damage
FirestormRH: *ducks*
Rozard: *Looks at the dire column* Bye, ehoo
Rozard: *fire
steakslim: *sets up a Bouncing Betty and ducks*
ehoo5000: holding fire materia*.....haha
Rozard: *Drives up in a fire truck*
ehoo5000: sets sights on rozard
Rozard: *Unwinds hose*
ehoo5000: *gatotsu charge*
Rozard: FULL POWER!
steakslim: Wheres a Dragon Slave manual when you need it.
Professional666 has entered the room.
Rozard: *Hoses down both ehoo and steakslim*
FirestormRH: right here *throws book at steak*
ehoo5000: takes shower....comes back
NwmnJim has entered the room.
Rozard: *Sets off Bouncing Betty in ehoo's direction*
ehoo5000: i feel refreshed
ehoo5000: *bullet-time evasion*
steakslim: *catches book as he is hosed* Darkness beyond twilight...blah blah blah, Dragon Save, er, seva, er, sale, no..ah yes, SLAVE!
Rozard: Bullshit *Transports inside ehoo and rips him in two as he emerges*
NwmnJim has left the room.
ehoo5000: inserts coin.....+1 life
Rozard: Bitch
ehoo5000: waha
steakslim: *is shot to death from the B. Betty.
FirestormRH: lol
ChippFFFF has entered the room.
steakslim: *uses phenix down and gets out a new betty weapon...BJ Betty* Ahahahaha!
ChippFFFF: Hello all.
ehoo5000: pulls from behind back glock
Rozard: *Takes cover behind Chipp*
ehoo5000: heyo
Rozard: Thanks budddy
ehoo5000: *mows chipp down
ehoo5000: *inserts clip*
Rozard: *Burrows*
ChippFFFF: Eep. *ducks*
FirestormRH: *casts Ultima*
ehoo5000: *persues rozord
steakslim: *points into the crowd* Suck 'em down you tacky ho *watches Betty perform horrid oral..manuevers on the others*
FirestormRH: game over
Rozard: *Dumps HCl behind him*
ChippFFFF: Wow. You really know how to scare a guy.
ehoo5000: 40ft jump standing position...over obstacles
Rozard: *Wonders how ehoo can jump 40ft while underground...*
ehoo5000: draws bead on rozard....pulls trigger*
ChippFFFF: It must hurt.
steakslim: *watches them get...erm..folded oddly by BJ Betty..*
ehoo5000: (simple.....sewer manhole)
Rozard: *Watches as ehoo falls to his doom
steakslim: fondled^
FirestormRH: lol
Action jBone has entered the room.
Rozard: *Starts running towards ehoo in a random pattern*
ehoo5000: lands on strategekly placed matresses
FirestormRH: well guys, it has been a hilarious night, but I'm out
steakslim: *sicks BJ Betty on JBone*
Rozard: *Pops mattress*
Rozard: Peace
ehoo5000: *unable to target rozrds......begins defensive evasion
Rozard: Takes Fire's coffin and locks ehoo in it
ChippFFFF has left the room.
Rozard: Suck it, Trebek!
ehoo5000: *performs buggs bunny appearence from left of camera
Rozard: Suck it long, and suck it hard!
ehoo5000: *dodge this*.....boom*side of rozards temple*
FirestormRH: lol
steakslim: Don't say that Rozard *watches BJ Betty go for Rozard in a mad...orgasmic rage* O.o
FirestormRH: see ya guys
FirestormRH has left the room.
ehoo5000: seeya
Rozard: *Initializes Human Instrumentality Project*
steakslim: O.O
ehoo5000: *saves game*
Rozard: Bye-bye
Rozard: *Watches as everyone melts*
ehoo5000: including rozard
Rozard: *Puts his finger into ehoo*
Rozard: Mmm, takes like hospital jello!
steakslim: O.O
steakslim: Ewww.
steakslim: That sounds wrong
ehoo5000: grabs rozards had, performs uppernecksnap
ehoo5000: *drops rozards lifeless corps*
Rozard: *Again, wonders how ehoo can move when he's a soulless, gelatoneous mass*
steakslim: *gets a gun for BJ Betty is now out of control* Time to put the crack whore down!
ehoo5000: simple....special effects
Rozard: Riiiiiight
ehoo5000: :-D
Rozard: *Straights out neck*
ehoo5000: *wideye look*
ehoo5000: takes defensive stance
steakslim: *didn't turn into a normal gelatoneous mass, he turned into Jabba the Hutt instead*
Rozard: *Pulls out a Holy Handgrenade*
ehoo5000: *looks at jabba
Rozard: *Pulls pin* 1....
Rozard: 2....
ehoo5000: 5
Rozard: 5!
Rozard: *Off screen* #, sir!
Rozard: *3
steakslim: Juba no, dabba qua do ma sima impa nippi?
Rozard: 3!
ehoo5000: whikle he counts...draws bead on rozard.....emptys clip in chest
Rozard: *Bullet-time evasion*
Rozard: Cock monkey
ehoo5000: catches grenade, throws back at rozard....booom...the end
ehoo5000: :-D
Rozard: *Bullet-time evasion**
ehoo5000: unable to dodge shrapnel, hits rozards eyes
steakslim: *Bonds with Lilith and turns into a mile tall white figure of Jabba the Hutt....*
ehoo5000: eep
Rozard: *Proceeds to reveal secret weapon*
ehoo5000: come rozard, let us put aside this struggle and slay the HUTT
steakslim: Oh OH OH
ehoo5000: someone should post this thing
steakslim: *slobbers on the people below*
Rozard: *Unblindfolds Dewie and points him in ehoo's direction* Look Dewie, it's Daphine! Kill that bitch!
ehoo5000: *umbrella
Rozard: [Dewie] Skanky hoe! Dewie kill Daphine!
steakslim: *trys to grow more wings, but just forms two large folds of fatty tissue*
ehoo5000: wonders if rozards flipped his lid....dewies not here
Rozard: So!
ehoo5000: um...should i explain it to you?
Rozard: Like we can move in bullet-time!
ehoo5000: we can,, you just gotta BELIEVE
ehoo5000: :-D
Rozard: Yeah, so believe I willed the motherfucker here then!
ehoo5000: getting into it aincha?
ehoo5000: come rozard, let us put aside this struggle and slay the HUTT
Rozard: *Laughs his ass off as Dewie proceeds to ass rape ehoo*
Rozard: *Dries tears* OK, fine
steakslim: *sucks up everyones soul and watches them turn into LCL, then has Fred Flinston pop out of his eye* Yabba Dabba Doo! *and ends the whole thing in a more disturbing matter than the origional EoE
ehoo5000: *stands there, looks around, nothings happenning, rozards lost it, mercykill
Rozard: Wrong
ehoo5000: i just typed you into a corner
ehoo5000: *offers to shake hand*
Rozard: Releases a 300 megaton depth charge down the throat of Jabba
ehoo5000: good game
ehoo5000: *takes cover
Rozard: Happy trails
steakslim: *lets loose one giant Jabba turn, with depth charge in it, on the little two*
steakslim: turd^
Professional666 has left the room.
ehoo5000: rolls credits, enter finale music
Rozard: Yipe-I-Oh-Ki-Ah, mother fucka!
Rozard: *Hoses turd in Jabba's direction*
ehoo5000: and to think this all started with a simple dance.......
steakslim: *scoots away from the turd*
ehoo5000: angel arms jabba
MexicanJunior has entered the room.
ehoo5000: sweeps away remaining sinders
Rozard: Well, since this is fantasy, I'll just be a little bitch who has to get his way...
ehoo5000: heyo
Rozard: NM
Professor Pity: Heh.
Rozard: Hey MJ!
SmoovyGee: alright i'm out...later all
MexicanJunior: hey guys
steakslim: *muffles the explosive turd with his fatty flabber*
Rozard: Peace
ehoo5000: seeya smoovy -
Where are my pants?? These are not my pants!?!?
2002-05-08 18:49:07
Well....first off, I took a look at Big Big Truck's popular comic....I can couldn't finish it..it was getting to be to much for me, special with that Arik guy..reminds me too much of someone at my school...who actually talks like that...and what is up with this...these dots...are....starting...to....ahh!!...O.o...O.O........>_<........stop it!!.....STOP IT NOW!!!........*rips out the period key* O_o It's gone, but now I have to use a coma, Man, this is bad,
Well that is the...end....of...oh god....no.....the..key isn't...in..there....how the hell....AAAHHH.....HHHH..HHH..!!!!!!!!...!!.
....Later....kill me..please.. -
"Hello..why are you doing this to me, who are you " *if you like to make a call, please..* "who is that!!"!
2002-05-05 12:37:25
Well, if you where one of the few people this afternoon who's download was cut off, sorry, you can resume now, I had to shut down the computer repeated while I find out where 6gb of my 9gb of space when too *I need a bigger HD*. Yeah, mysteriously a large of chunk of HD space was suddenly occupied by an unknown source, still yet to be found, but I'll take care of it.
In other news Gourry647, the other member of SteakSlim Pro., as lost everything on his computer...thanx to me...or sort of. It all happened when I tried into install DirectX 8.1 on his computer and when we went to restart.....it would go any further than the splash screen. So I when to see if I could start it in Safe Mode, that didn't go anywhere eather, so I when through the Step by Step starte up and found out why...it could update from one thing *DirectX?* to *DirectX 8.1*. Well, being that you couldn't start in Dos Prompt with his computer *perhaps it's because he has Windows ME...or it is because he has a Compac Presario* I didn't know what to do. So we dug out his old disks and such from the "Closet of No Return" and tried to fix the problem.
Well, this didn't get anywhere, I tried to use the Restor disk to back up his HD because what I was going to do was going to wipe everything out. So when I made the back up, and it did, I watched the whole thing. I when ahead and used to other disk, which was given by Compac, to more or less reformat his computer to it's origional factory state. Well when this fiasco was over, and the computer restarted we were joyous that we got past the splash screen...but...there was nothing, cept for the stuff that normally comes with windows and such, but nothing that we backed up could be recovered, because it was never backed up, I checked because I went and used the Recovery Disk again, and tried to Recover the computer back to the state it was during the last Back Up that was made....it mentioned that there was never a previous Back Up. Well you can pretty much say that we both *fell back on the floor all anime style* and I was pelted with a series of Nerf darts that Gourry647 found in the CoNR and the rest was hystory. Well after we got over the shock, I went to recover all the *other stuff* and did pretty good, but then came to setting up the Internet connection...it couldn't get a dial tone off of his 56kbps modem...because we need the drivers installed *of course* and that is where the new problem aroused...his computer never came with a driver disk and thus leaving him with no internet for the time being, he's planning on just getting a new one *modem* to use, so that he has a spare modem *with the stuff neccessary to load it* and have a working internet connection. Or he just plans on buying a whole new computer. being the only thing he likes in in his Compac really is the HD space 60gb *damn yoh I could use some of that, I only have 20gb :(* and ME isn't the most desirable version of windows..in our opinion.
Well, Spriggan was shipped, and should be hear soon, very soon..muahahahaha!
Later -
Drugs are bad
2002-05-03 00:18:56
Rozard: DBZ's not that bad! It's like a gateway drug!
Rozard: Soon, those kids start watching Trigun, Evangelion, crack, Cowboy Bebop... -
Go and play with your brothers cack 'n balls
2002-05-01 16:45:37
*sight* slow week this seems yes, but this weekend I'll raise hell. Interesting story, my friend Gourry647 skipped class today, but before I continue on I should present to prelude to this story. One day he skipped as he did today and when exploring, everywhere, finding where all the network wiring went and everything, and last but not least, went into the faculty female bathroom, female teacher's bathroom, and took a piss leaving the toilet seat up as a wise ass insult. Now on with what happened today...he went back to the very same bathroom, and in what seem to be like a drunken rage, destroy the place..details: He pissed everywhere,even on the couch, yes the lady teachers have a couch in their restroom, he teepee'd place with toilet paper, too a bunch of zingers and put them in the toilet to look like shit, but man he PISSED everywhere, the place must of been soaked in piss.
The funniest thing I'v ever heard, and it's true, he doesn't even know why he did it, and he isn't on drugs of any kind ether. Well, thats the news for today.
Later
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