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kitsunebeolnet (Ken 'Oyaji in training' Smith)
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And just to blow JJ's mind today
2005-12-16 13:16:33
No lyrics...just the link. ]:>
http://wackiness.150m.com/SNOWMAN.WAV
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JubJub...try this link...
2005-12-15 17:21:07
http://www.dussault.ws/Audio/Chipmunks%20Roasting%20On%20An%20Open%20Fire.mp3
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Sorry for sounding so gloomy earlier...
2005-12-15 13:56:51
...maybe I just need to eat healthier }:>...
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
Chipmunks: Oh! That tickles!
Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose
Chipmunks: Ow! Wrong end, cowboy!
Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight
And now when Santa sees his tray
Santa: Ho ho ho ho ho
There'll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh
Santa: Mmmm…Hey, look at that!
And every hungry child is gonna spy
To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry
And so I'm brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too
Let's hope they get served many times many ways
Tasty Chipmunks; good food
Dave: On that, Mr. Cole
Mr.Cole: Yes, sir, Mr. Seville?
Dave: Would you mind handing me the barbeque sauce? I am starved!
Mr.Cole: Oh,no problem Dave. Hey listen, you best be havin' two of those drumsticks, because they're oh-so-tiny and there ain't much meat on ‘em
Melvin: What about animal rights, Dave?
Dave: Put a sock in it Melvin. You know, for years people said you over-rated hamsters were my meal ticket. Now I guess you could just say you're my meal!
That's a good one, Dave…I always knew you was the funny one in the group!
Dave: Damn straight!
And so I'm offering some recipes
From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew
I'm not really sad that it ended this way
Furry chipmunks screw you
Dave: Did you hear that Melvin? Melvin? Melllllllllllviiiiiiiiiiiin?
Mr. Cole: Why, I'm sorry Dave, did you want Melvin? There's plenty of Thagadore left though…
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Dreams of sugarplums dancing through my head...
2005-12-15 13:45:59
tearing off appendages and feasting on my dessicated corpse.
Its begun at work again. Tidings of joy and all that other stuff...manifesting into piles of candy and cakes and cookies on my desk. Just the thing a diabetic who has already lost body parts needs.
I've GOT to get my tail busy and wrap up at least that one last piece for the Xmas MEP.
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Dax needs to read more manga. :)
2005-12-14 18:14:34
'Doki doki' is a heart beat sound effect.
Life's been par for the course lately. On Tuesday, one of the battery cables snapped on my van. I can't locate the end that is still attached to my van and I've found a number of broken wires from previous owners attaching god only knows what. I tried attaching the broken end to a part of the frame and that >should< have worked but it didn't. (I guess the part I was attaching it to was insulated from the main frame.)
I did have some progress this afternoon but need to get a metric tool set to get ahold of a bolt I need to loosten to attach a new cable.
I ended up leaving work 4 hours early today. My cold has taken a turn for the worse lately...running to catch the bus when the van first broke down and having to stand for 20 minutes in 13F weather today when the *&^&%%$^$# bus ran 4 minutes ahead of schedule and I got to see it pull away just as I rounded the corner. (Not to mention outside working over my van in the cold.)
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