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Link of the day...
2005-12-18 09:31:42
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/cartoons.htm
ITS NOT A SONG!!!! (I do find humor in other things.) -
Go watch JubJub's new video
2005-12-17 23:36:33
GREAT synching and flow.
BUT...I wonder how >this< part of the suite would fit in...
http://www.dussault.ws/Audio/Buttcracker%20Suite.mp3
Heh heh heh...
- Go Bengals! Go Colts! 2005-12-17 13:47:03 Local radio show I like to listen to (they make me laugh) dropped a big one earlier this week. The 'news director' is a diehard Colts fan. She announced on the air that if the Colts and the Bengals got to face off in the playoffs, she'd dance in front of the studio with her "nipples painted blue and white".
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And to leave 'em laughing...
2005-12-16 21:35:22
This one is for all you couples out there...
http://www.sassychero.com/z/hesaidsheheard.wma
Thank you and goodnight. Try the veal. I'm here all week. -
Goody Goody, Schweetie's got a new list and I can't resist...
2005-12-16 20:49:00
THREE THINGS....
NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. 'The Intimidator' (Old job)
2. 'The old gunfighter' (Current job)
3. "You dirty sonofa********************************************************************* (Wife's favorite)
SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD
1. Herman I. Vermin
2. kitsune
3. Oyaji
PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. 'The glare'
2. Ability to look both young and old at the same time.
3. Prehensile tail
PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. Body that looks young and acts old at the same time
2. Short temper
3. Short lifespan (genetically, our family is not long-lived.)
PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
1. Irish
2. German
3. Cherokee
THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1. Spiders
2. Being upside down
3. Death
YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS
1. Computer
2. Books
3. humor
THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. Sweatshirt
2. pants
3. socks
YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/MUSICAL ARTISTS
1. Bob & Tom
2. Jimmy Buffett
3. Aqua
YOUR FAVORITE SONGS
1. “Powerhouse" by Raymond Scott
2. “Le Regiment" by The OSU Marching Band
3. "Ode to joy" from Beethoven's 9th Symphony
NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. Busch Gardens Tampa FL.
2. Driving a Plymouth (or Dodge) Neon
3. Frozen conch fritters
THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
1. Companionship
2. Stability
3. Feeling needed
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE*
1. I used to make tombstones
2. I once hired myself as a security officer
3. I've slept with a playboy playmate*
*ok, I'm kidding. I stayed awake in her suite while she slept.
THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. Soft...
2. Warm...
3. Bouncy...
YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES
1. Model Trains
2. History/museums
3. Amusement parks (Dark rides to be exact)
THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW
1. sleep
2. Go someplace warm
3. Go to sleep someplace warm with a playboy playmate.
CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING
1. Security (Pretty much a given)
2. Travel Consultant
3. Information Guru
PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION
1. Hawaii
2. Florida
3. New York City
KID'S NAMES
1. Wayne K. (After Father)
2. Grafton K. (After Brother)
3. Ken W. jr.
THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1. Buy life insurance so the wife will quit nagging.
2. Arrange to be frozen on death.
3. Feed the cats. (Because the wife and daughter won't remember to do it themselves.)
WAYS I'M A STEREOTYPICAL GIRL
1. I'll stop and ask directions when lost.
2. Chocolate is the wonder drug that works wonders.
3. Mood Swings
WAYS I'M STEREOTYPICAL A BOY
1. When I want someones opinion, I'll tell it to them.
2. GADGETS!!!
3. Instructions?...we don need no steekin instructions
THREE CELEB CRUSHES
1. Winona Ryder (circa Beetlejuice)
2. Lauren Hutton
3. Kiera Knightly
JOURNAL: kitsunebeolnet (Ken 'Oyaji in training' Smith)
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