JOURNAL: kitsunebeolnet (Ken 'Oyaji in training' Smith)

  • Far out man 2006-02-24 12:43:46 To amuse myself, I went looking on Google for the words to an Animainiacs skit that was a parody of Abbot and Costello's 'Who's on first' routine. The skit starred Slappy Squirrel and her nephew Skippy at Woodstock.

    When I typed in my search key words of 'Animainiacs parody whos on first', the first >3< entries all came back tied to my 'History of US Presidents' AMV!!!

    Here's the skit:

    Who's on stage?


    Skippy and Slappy are at Woodstock. Roger Daltrey is onstage singing…
    SLAPPY: Skippy, what is the name of that group playing on stage?

    SKIPPY: Who.

    SLAPPY: The name of the group.

    SKIPPY: Who.

    SLAPPY: The group on stage.

    SKIPPY: Who.

    SLAPPY: The group playing on stage.

    SKIPPY: Who.

    SLAPPY: You're starting to sound like an owl, Skippy.

    SKIPPY: Who is on stage!

    SLAPPY: That is what I'm askin' ya', who is on stage?

    SKIPPY: That's what I said.

    SLAPPY: You said who?

    SKIPPY: I sure did.

    SLAPPY: So tell me the name.

    SKIPPY: Who.

    SLAPPY: The name of the group.

    SKIPPY: Who.

    SLAPPY: The group on stage.

    SKIPPY: Who.

    SLAPPY: The name of the band on stage!

    SKIPPY: Who!

    SLAPPY: You're doing that owl thing again, Skippy!

    SKIPPY: I'm not, Aunt Slappy, I'm telling you Who is on stage.

    SLAPPY: So tell me.

    SKIPPY: Who.

    SLAPPY: So tell me.

    SKIPPY: Who.

    SLAPPY: The name of the group.

    SKIPPY: Who.

    SLAPPY: The group on stage!

    SKIPPY: Who!

    SLAPPY: That's what I'm asking you!

    SKIPPY: And I'm telling you the answer.

    SLAPPY: Wait, Skippy, let's start over. Is there a band on stage?

    SKIPPY: Yes.

    SLAPPY: Does the band have a name?

    SKIPPY: Yes.

    SLAPPY: Do you know the name of the band?

    SKIPPY: Yes.

    SLAPPY: Then tell me the name of the band on stage.

    SKIPPY: Who.

    SLAPPY: The name of the band!

    SKIPPY: Who.

    SLAPPY: The band, playing on stage!

    SKIPPY: Who.

    SLAPPY: That's what I want to know!

    SKIPPY: I'm telling you!

    SLAPPY: Who is on stage.

    SKIPPY: Yes.

    SLAPPY: Who is?

    SKIPPY: Yes.

    SLAPPY: Oh. So the name of the band is Yes.

    SKIPPY: No, Aunt Slappy, Yes is not even at this concert.

    SLAPPY: Then who is on stage?

    SKIPPY: Yes.

    SLAPPY: Who is?

    SKIPPY: Yes.

    SLAPPY: That's just what I said, Yes is on stage.

    SKIPPY: No, Yes is not here. Who is on stage.

    SLAPPY: Whaddya askin' me for?

    SKIPPY: I'm not!

    SLAPPY: Wait, let's try this again. Do you see the band on stage?

    SKIPPY: No I don't see The Band, that's a different group entirely.

    SLAPPY: On stage, Skippy. Look, see the band?

    SKIPPY: No I don't.

    SLAPPY: Get rid of those John Lennon glasses and look! There, there's the band!

    SKIPPY: No, that's not The Band. The Band is performing later on. Who's on stage.

    SLAPPY: You tell me.

    SKIPPY: Who.

    SLAPPY: The name of the group on stage.

    SKIPPY: Who.

    SLAPPY: The name of the group!

    SKIPPY: Who.

    SLAPPY: The group on stage!

    SKIPPY: Who.

    SLAPPY: The band!

    SKIPPY: No, The Band is performing later. Right now, we're listening to Who.

    SLAPPY: That's what I wanna know!!


     
  • Broadway musicals were never my strong suit... 2006-02-24 10:37:46 ...but thanks to Jubbers, I had a restless night trying to figure out how to do a parody of 'If I were a rich man' from 'Fiddler on the roof'.

    Thats not the only reason I was restless...the wife hit me with one of THOSE questions at bedtime...

    "If you were having an affair, would you tell me?"

    Urk.

    I despise lying to anyone but there is NO WAY I'm going to drop that bombshell. The only thing I could do was assure her that I wasn't having one nor expected one soon. I asked where she got such a silly notion.

    "I was watching Maury."

    God I hate daytime TV. 
  • Verm 2006-02-24 08:12:40 Time for a CARE package of Super Soakers? :P 
  • Grr... 2006-02-23 17:04:19 I know the feeling Caryn...

    From my 'Roadkill Cat' segment intended for Hell3...
    2006-02-12 07:03:12 Too short to be worth uploading

    Well, thats >your< opinion dumbass.

    What part of 'video short for MEP' didn't these asshats understand? 
  • My wife's too short for a 69 2006-02-23 16:59:14 She has to settle for a 34 1/2...which I guess is better than an 86. :P 
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