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kitsunebeolnet (Ken 'Oyaji in training' Smith)
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Far out man
2006-02-24 12:43:46
To amuse myself, I went looking on Google for the words to an Animainiacs skit that was a parody of Abbot and Costello's 'Who's on first' routine. The skit starred Slappy Squirrel and her nephew Skippy at Woodstock.
When I typed in my search key words of 'Animainiacs parody whos on first', the first >3< entries all came back tied to my 'History of US Presidents' AMV!!!
Here's the skit:
Who's on stage?
Skippy and Slappy are at Woodstock. Roger Daltrey is onstage singing…
SLAPPY: Skippy, what is the name of that group playing on stage?
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The name of the group.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The group on stage.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The group playing on stage.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: You're starting to sound like an owl, Skippy.
SKIPPY: Who is on stage!
SLAPPY: That is what I'm askin' ya', who is on stage?
SKIPPY: That's what I said.
SLAPPY: You said who?
SKIPPY: I sure did.
SLAPPY: So tell me the name.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The name of the group.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The group on stage.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The name of the band on stage!
SKIPPY: Who!
SLAPPY: You're doing that owl thing again, Skippy!
SKIPPY: I'm not, Aunt Slappy, I'm telling you Who is on stage.
SLAPPY: So tell me.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: So tell me.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The name of the group.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The group on stage!
SKIPPY: Who!
SLAPPY: That's what I'm asking you!
SKIPPY: And I'm telling you the answer.
SLAPPY: Wait, Skippy, let's start over. Is there a band on stage?
SKIPPY: Yes.
SLAPPY: Does the band have a name?
SKIPPY: Yes.
SLAPPY: Do you know the name of the band?
SKIPPY: Yes.
SLAPPY: Then tell me the name of the band on stage.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The name of the band!
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The band, playing on stage!
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: That's what I want to know!
SKIPPY: I'm telling you!
SLAPPY: Who is on stage.
SKIPPY: Yes.
SLAPPY: Who is?
SKIPPY: Yes.
SLAPPY: Oh. So the name of the band is Yes.
SKIPPY: No, Aunt Slappy, Yes is not even at this concert.
SLAPPY: Then who is on stage?
SKIPPY: Yes.
SLAPPY: Who is?
SKIPPY: Yes.
SLAPPY: That's just what I said, Yes is on stage.
SKIPPY: No, Yes is not here. Who is on stage.
SLAPPY: Whaddya askin' me for?
SKIPPY: I'm not!
SLAPPY: Wait, let's try this again. Do you see the band on stage?
SKIPPY: No I don't see The Band, that's a different group entirely.
SLAPPY: On stage, Skippy. Look, see the band?
SKIPPY: No I don't.
SLAPPY: Get rid of those John Lennon glasses and look! There, there's the band!
SKIPPY: No, that's not The Band. The Band is performing later on. Who's on stage.
SLAPPY: You tell me.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The name of the group on stage.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The name of the group!
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The group on stage!
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The band!
SKIPPY: No, The Band is performing later. Right now, we're listening to Who.
SLAPPY: That's what I wanna know!!
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Broadway musicals were never my strong suit...
2006-02-24 10:37:46
...but thanks to Jubbers, I had a restless night trying to figure out how to do a parody of 'If I were a rich man' from 'Fiddler on the roof'.
Thats not the only reason I was restless...the wife hit me with one of THOSE questions at bedtime...
"If you were having an affair, would you tell me?"
Urk.
I despise lying to anyone but there is NO WAY I'm going to drop that bombshell. The only thing I could do was assure her that I wasn't having one nor expected one soon. I asked where she got such a silly notion.
"I was watching Maury."
God I hate daytime TV.
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Verm
2006-02-24 08:12:40
Time for a CARE package of Super Soakers? :P
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Grr...
2006-02-23 17:04:19
I know the feeling Caryn...
From my 'Roadkill Cat' segment intended for Hell3...
2006-02-12 07:03:12 Too short to be worth uploading
Well, thats >your< opinion dumbass.
What part of 'video short for MEP' didn't these asshats understand?
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My wife's too short for a 69
2006-02-23 16:59:14
She has to settle for a 34 1/2...which I guess is better than an 86. :P
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