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@ sub0
2005-08-14 16:03:15
The Cat Came Back
(Version 1)
Written By: Harry S. Miller (with later folk additions)
Copyright Unknown
Old Mister Johnson had troubles of his own
He had a yellow cat which wouldn't leave its home;
He tried and he tried to give the cat away,
He gave it to a man goin' far, far away.
But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea
The man around the corner swore he'd kill the cat on sight,
He loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite;
He waited and he waited for the cat to come around,
Ninety seven pieces of the man is all they found.
But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea
He gave it to a little boy with a dollar note,
Told him for to take it up the river in a boat;
They tied a rope around its neck, it must have weighed a pound
Now they drag the river for a little boy that's drowned.
But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea
He gave it to a man going up in a balloon,
He told him for to take it to the man in the moon;
The balloon came down about ninety miles away,
Where he is now, well I dare not say.
But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea
He gave it to a man going way out West,
Told him for to take it to the one he loved the best;
First the train hit the curve, then it jumped the rail,
Not a soul was left behind to tell the gruesome tale.
But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea
The cat it had some company one night out in the yard,
Someone threw a boot-jack, and they threw it mighty hard;
It caught the cat behind the ear, she thought it rather slight,
When along came a brick-bat and knocked the cat out of sight
But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea
Away across the ocean they did send the cat at last,
Vessel only out a day and making water fast;
People all began to pray, the boat began to toss,
A great big gust of wind came by and every soul was lost.
But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea
On a telegraph wire, sparrows sitting in a bunch,
The cat was feeling hungry, thought she'd like 'em for a lunch;
Climbing softly up the pole, and when she reached the top,
Put her foot upon the electric wire, which tied her in a knot.
But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea
The cat was a possessor of a family of its own,
With seven little kittens till there came a cyclone;
Blew the houses all apart and tossed the cat around,
The air was full of kittens, and not a one was ever found.
But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea
The atom bomb fell just the other day,
The H-Bomb fell in the very same way;
Russia went, England went, and then the U.S.A.
The human race was finished without a chance to pray.
But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea
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2005-08-13 22:10:45
Thought I was going to have to kill the wife and daughter earlier...they got into a fight over daughter having to clean her room. I have a &^%$% migrane and they both came screaming into my quiet room to get me to take their sides.
I've been trying to work on my 'porn' video. I used 'real' anime clips this time and it looks somewhat better...even got a little boobie action synch to the beat in places. Unfortunatly, it still doesn't look 'right' since the girls have most of their clothes on in the opening. (bra-panty shots). Don't think I can do much about it though. I am going to have to change a scene near where I stopped for the day (near the 44 second mark). Its supposed to be a page similar to what you'd see in a porno mag...I just substituted a page of screen grabs but it dosen't look right either and I will scrap that.
I doubled my banner output for the year by making a second one a couple of days ago. (That makes >2<, two, ni, dos, drei, deux for the ENTIRE YEAR.) I got a notice awhile ago that it was rejected for 'having a negative message'. WTF? I was poking fun at AMVs with lip flap...certainly something I'm guilty of as much as anyone else. (Picture of your's truly all alone on a roller coaster going down a hill. (Was a photo from a promotional stunt many years ago when I set a local park's riding record.) The caption..."To get worse lip flap, you'd have to watch it on a roller coaster'.
Ok, Maybe a little vague, but banning it?????
To see the picture: http://web.beol.net/kitsune/coaster.jpg - Updated profile 2005-08-12 19:27:35 Just updated my profile with a picture of me and my daughter sharing a tender moment...
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And now this interlude from real life...
2005-08-12 13:41:00
I started laying video for my 'Internet Porn' AMV this morning. 10 seconds and I already hate it. The song is accapella (no musical instuments) and starts off:
Bop--bop-bopbopbop.....bop...bop...bop...
I had envisoned using still ecchi images (No hentai though, I need to load this on the local server.) timed to the beats, but it looks like some crap a newbie threw together.
Back to the drawing board...
Can barely stay awake today. (Blowing Mr. Panda's mind is helping though. o.O ) Have been staying up late watching fansubs and reading, then had to turn around and get up a 4 this morning for work since our office originally said they couldn't supply a temp. I'd had another employee call off for this morning and did have a temp arranged. For some reason, I expected them in at 5 at the same time I arrived and called the office when they didn't. They had listed that the temp was supposed to arrive at 6. I told them that it was a screwup but it was too late to change things. A few minutes after getting off the phone, I realized they were right...the position being filled >was< a 6a-2p shift.
At least I wasn't a total asshole about that one. <whew!> -
@ sub0
2005-08-12 08:08:15
sub0> Oh, Kitsune, you'll thank me... when you get older ;p.
Older??? I'm old enough to be your daddy....sure I could be your daddy; I used to fuck buffalo.
And I'll tell you...you look an awful lot like your mama.
jk! jk! jk! :)
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