JOURNAL: kitsunebeolnet (Ken 'Oyaji in training' Smith)

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  • If I was a horse they'd have shot me by now... 2006-12-18 05:33:46 Apparently picked up some nerve damage from the recent infection. My left leg collapsed on me last Saturday and I cracked my hip and tore up my knee and ankle. I've been in agony all week like something has been chewing on my leg.

    We broke ground at work last week on the new expansion. So begins 3 years of hell. (It doesn't help that we're losing our main handicap parking and now we have to go a block further.)

    Expecting 60 degrees today one week before Christmas. I love it! 
  • http://www.broadjam.com/player/player.asp?play_file=1027_5107 2006-12-16 09:24:14 TWAS 'DE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISAMIS, AN' ALL TRU DE HOUSE,
    NOT A PEEPLE WAS STIRRIN, NOT EVEN A MOUSE.
    DE STOCKIN WAS A HUNG BY DE CHIMINY WIT KERE,
    DEY HOPIN DAT SAINT NICHOLAS WOULD BE DERE.

    DA LITTLE BITTY CHILREN, SLEEPIN IN DE BED.
    DE VISION OF DE SUGAR PLUM DANCIN IN THE HEAD
    I SAID DE VISION OF DE SUGAR PLUM, I SAY DE SUGAR PLUM,
    DE VISION OF DE SUGAR PLUM DANCE IN DE HEAD, YEAH

    [SANTAMAN VIBRATION]
    [SANTAMAN VIBRATION]

    WHEN OUT ON DE LAWN, DERE AROSE SUCH A CLATTER,
    I SPRINGIN FROM ME BED TO SEE WHAT WAS DE MATTER.
    AWAY TO DE WINDOW I FLEW LIKE A FLASH
    ME OPEN DE SHUTTER, ME HIDE ME STASH.
    WHEN TO MY WONDERIN EYE SHOULD APPEAR,
    BUT A BIG FAT SLEIGH WIT DE EIGHT REINDEER,
    IT LOOK SO WEIRD, ME THINKIN IT'S A TRICK,
    I TOTALLY FORGET DAT IT WAS ST NICK.

    [SANTAMAN VIBRATION]
    [SANTAMAN VIBRATION]

    AND DEN IN A TWINKLIN, I HEAR ON DE ROOF
    SOMEBODY SCRATCHIN LIKE A REINDEER HOOF
    I DREW MY GUN, I TURN AROUND,
    HE COMIN DOWN DE CHIMINY BARKIN LIKE A HOUND
    DRESS ALL IN FUR FROM DE HEAD TO DE FOOT,
    HIM CLOTHES ALL COVERED WIT DE ASHES AN DE SOOT
    HE LOOK LIKE A ROBBER, HE FILL ME WIT DREAD,
    I AIM MY GUN AND I SHOOT HIM IN DE HEAD.

    [I SHOT THE SANTA..BUT I DID NOT SHOOT THE REINDEER,NO]
    [OH GIVE US A BREAK]

    WHEN DE SMOKE CLEAR, MUCH TO MY SURPRIZE
    SANTA BE STANDIN WIT DE TWINKLE IN DE EYES
    I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT, HOW COME HIM NOT DEAD?
    I KNOW I JUST POP HIM WIT DE SHOTGUN IN DE HEAD.
    STANDIN IN MY PORTAL WIT A CHUCKLE AND A CHORTLE,
    SANTA SAY: "I'M IMMORTAL!"
    SANTA SAY: "I'M IMMORTAL!"
    SANTA SAY: "I'M IMMORTAL!"
    SANTA SAY: "I'M IMMORTAL!"

    [SV]

    DEN HE SHUT UP, HE GET TO HIS WORK
    HE FILLIN ALL DE STOCKIN WIT DE CURRY AND DE JERK
    DEN HE PUT DE FINGER UP SIDE DE NOSE
    HE GIVIN ME DE NOD, UP DE CHIMINY HE ROSE
    BUT I HEAR HIM SAY A HIM FLY OUT OF SIGHT
    "MERRY CHRISIMIS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!"
    "MERRY CHRISIMIS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!"
    "MERRY CHRISIMIS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!"
    "MERRY CHRISIMIS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!" 
  • Back from another two week stay at the Broken Arms Hotel... 2006-12-06 21:03:28 Got sick two weeks ago, so bad I couldn't move but had to call an ambulance to take me to the hospital. Was running a 104F fever and couldn't keep anything down.

    Turned out to be a new infection in my bloodstream that also resulted in gastritus. (sp?) I was on a 'bland' diet for two days. (And there is nothing more BLAND than a hospital 'bland' diet! First time in my life I've ever run into vanilla jello )

    I have to go in every 4 days and get IV antibiotics. I've to whats called a 'pic' line in my arm to hook up the antibiotics. Along with my dialysis tube I've got more attachments than a Hover vacuum. Wife wants to know when do I get my adamantium skeleton. Hardee har har. 
  • 2006-12-06 19:20:31 Santa's stressed out as the holiday season draws near
    He's been doing the same job now going on two thousand years
    He's got pains in his brain and chimney scars cover his buns
    He hates to admit it, but Christmas is more work than fun

    He needs a vacation from bad decorations and snow
    Mr. Claus has a has escape plans, a secret that only he knows
    Beaches and palm trees appear night and day in his dreams
    A break from his wife, half-frozen in life
    The elves and that damn reindeer team

    Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rum
    Santa's run off to the Caribbean
    He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun
    Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rum

    Plastic creations and crass exploitations aren't good
    He wants to go back to simple toys made out of wood
    Just for the weekend he's like to be Peter Pan
    Get out of his long johns and dance with a sword in the sand

    Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rum
    Snata's off to the Caribbean
    Marimbas, calimbas, he's playing steel drums
    Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rum

    Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rum
    Santa's off to the Caribbean
    A week in the tropics and he'll be alright
    Sporting a tan as he rides out of sight

    Merry Christmas to all and to all good night
     
  • Weasel Stomping Day! 2006-11-18 08:42:24 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tBQ3wGb6fo

    Go Bucks! Beat Michigan! 
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