- My promise to Sammy 2005-07-22 17:48:09 I promise that I will not bash you any harder than I've bashed madbunny, derobert, kristyrat, flint the dwarf, or others that I have given my stress ops to. There, does that give you some comfort?
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That was the best you could do?
2005-07-21 22:55:24
You rant about my video that has such poor video quality that people almost think they're watching Rockstar and the best you can do is 'The video quality is bad'? You see lip syncing as stiff as you walking in on your mom in the shower and don't even comment on it? The cut out characters are such blatent in your face, but shitty, effects that viewers say 'Did I download Biggest Fan by mistake' and you bitch about jaggies? You aren't even trying are you? Anyway, you have one more rant to go and then it's my turn. Make it a good one. You have yet to make me suffer anything except, perhaps, boredom at your weak ass rants.
Incidently, I gotta agree with you on one thing. Euphoria is vastly overhyped. People opinions on it are almost as overinflated as your opinion of yourself.
Jerrit - I think you misunderstand, this isn't me being bitchy. This is me having fun. This is entertainment. Sammy may or may not feel the same way but when it comes down to who the fuck cares what Sammy feels? Anyway, I extend professional courtesy when I see someone who acts like a professional instead of an arrogant ass. And thank you for mentioning I should be doing AMVs instead of journals, you've given me an idea.
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Oh noes
2005-07-21 18:16:43
Sammy is insulting my videos! Shucky darn, my poor little world is shattered. I'm crying now. Wah. Wah. Wah. I'd hope an admin sees this and bans you except I'm not even close to being so pathetic any of it is true.
What type of pathetic moron do you think I am that insulting my video would bother me in the slightest? Especially when you get such basic facts like the # of bars I used wrong? Who, besides you, actually gets upset at that type of stuff? Sammy, I really am starting to hate you. Not because you're insulting my videos but because you're so boring while doing it. Come on, the exact same video you try, and mostly fail, to trash got an op today that said they would rather guzzle half a gallon of cat jizz than watch my video again. Now that was a trashing, and an amusing one. You fail it Sammy, you fail it so bad.
For your next trashing might I suggest 'Dedicated to my Wife'? That has plenty of mistakes in it for you to tear into if you wish. I'll warn you though, I do already have an op on it that said "It's rare indeed to see a video literally transform your monitor into a giant upraised middle finger pointed at you, but amazingly you have managed." so if you can't come up to that level of insult just save yourself the embaressment and give up.
Incidently, I'm starting a betting pool. Anyone care to guess exactly how long it takes Sammy to run out of any shread of creativity and start recycling his threats and insults? Oh wait, nevermind, he's already hit that point. My mistake. Thin line indeed. Honestly, did you think Mr Panda disappeared and no one would notice you're recycling tired threats? -
Have you seen my sig lately Sammy?
2005-07-21 03:20:18
"you know compared to mr.panda you actually come off as quite nice."
Fuck you, you god damned mongloid son of a bitch. Some prick who's dumber than a special olypmian who hasn't figured out that you can't race well with a walker thinks I'm NICE. This coming for a guy who not only wonders if his mom gave his dad a blowjob just before she kissed him goodnight but actually hopes to get a taste? A guy who thinks 'You put the lust in luster, baby' is the greatest come-on line ever thinks I'm nice? For god fucking sake, even my cats know I'm not nice and these are animals so stupid they haven't figured out how to use the litterbox in a year and a half. I've haven't let loose on you yet Sammy because it'd too much like kicking a puppy. Well no, it's not really like that, at least a puppy is cute and lovable. It's more like not fucking your mother in the ass until she bleeds and bringing shit deep from her bowels to the light of day because you just know you will end up getting a disease from it. You make videos that smell worse than the cat piss in my shoes. While viewing your videos my mind starts contemplating faking your email address to mail death threats to president@whitehouse.gov in the hopes your future is so full of anal probes, forced homosexual positions, and humiliation that you never edit again. As an added bonus, I don't think Guantanamo Bay lets the prisoners near computers anyway. Your greatest spark of originality is to make lens flares go around in circles. This ain't a linkinballZ vid you fucking moron and I realize you're slower than the org during an update but come on Sammy, your videos suck warm jizz through a straw. Quit editing for gods sake and go back to jerking off to porno popup ads like all pathetic losers should be doing. Sammy, you need to be hit with the cluestick labeled "It's a fucking stupid effect, knock it off". If we can manage to hit you hard enough to make your head pop open like a brain pianta then all to the good. In short, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
'quite nice' my ass.
As a total side note, the following are the type of things that results from being bored off your ass.
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=sammy+makes+bad+amvs&word2=godix+makes+bad+amvs
'sammy is an asshole' gets 81500 hits on google. The fifth is a yaoi fanfic. My favorite quote from it: "And then his fingers brushed Sammy's asshole, and Sammy's whole body jerked and Michael felt a hot gush of precum smear across his belly where Sammy's cock pressed into him."
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Thanks for the laugh Sammy
2005-07-20 22:17:31
Now that's better. See, I knew if you put in the effort you could amuse me. There a few minor problems with your trolling though.
"You cock sucking mother fucking ass licking anal head losers."
You forgot 'son of a bitch', 'faggot', 'bastard', and 'cunt'.
"While i cant finish a sentance without saying the word FUCK."
Actually you just finished the sentance prior to that without saying the word fuck. Additionally this sentance only had one instance of the word fuck. In fact in your entire journal you average a little less than one curse word per sentance. That's hardly a quality rant. You need to up your curse words to about one out of every five words. Also increase your paranoid delusions a little, it's no fun unless I get the feeling that you're foaming in rage while typing.
"make you cry like you did to me."
I actually made you cry? You weren't just fucking around? God damned, that's the best news I've heard all day. Thank you.
"If you really love me. Prove it, by give one of godixs videos straight 1's (mix in some 2's to make him think his good at something). Then I will know you truely love me."
You do realize I'd treat it as if it were a serious op, the same as I did yours. Bad ops aren't going to get me to cry, although if there are creative enough insults in it I might laugh.
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