- Sorry sammy 2005-07-19 22:00:56 Your 'taking care of' failed. And just in case you missed in, devilmaykickass was insulting me not you. I realize you're a little hyper with the 'OMG how dare they say anything slightly negative about me' reaction but come on, it's fairly simple to actually take the time to read someones statements.
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Need some help Sammy?
2005-07-19 07:43:57
You're starting to gain your form back. There's the Sammy we all know and laugh at, although to be honest you're still at the level where we all shake our heads and mutter 'pathetic, just pathetic' rather than actually laugh.
Anyway, on to the help. If you can't deal with the English language on your own then might I suggest you buy a thesaurus? Just in case you don't know, it's a big book that tells you synonyms for various words so you can expand your vocabulary. As a public service, here are the synonyms for hate:
abhor, abominate, allergic to, anathematize, be loath, be reluctant, be sorry, can't stand, contemn, curse, deprecate, deride, despise, detest, disapprove, disdain, disfavor, dislike, disparage, down on, execrate, loathe, nauseate, object to, recoil from, scorn, shudder at, shun, spit upon, spurn
Feel free to use any or all of the above if needed.
"I'll get you back one day you intelligent mother fucker."
I just want to be clear on this, did you just try insulting me by calling me intelligent? In your narrow little world is that actually something negative? I find that difficult to believe although now that I think about it this would explain your journal entries and why you think crying would cause the mods to do anything other than pissing themselves from laughing so hard.
Oh yeah, one last thing. YHBT. YFI. HAND. -
Sammy, you disappoint me
2005-07-19 04:01:36
It's late and I'm bored so it's time to check and see who Sammys ranting about today and if he's even noticed my comments. Yup, he noticed me. "I've seen his videos, and there simply incredible." WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON SAMMY? I know my abilities and while I'm better than mindless lyric syncing or throwing lens flares around just for the fuck of it there's no way I'm incredible. The only way the term incredible gets associated with my name is in sentances like 'It's incredible his wife hasn't killed him', 'It's incredible that Shinji and Rei fucking is ok for local.' or even 'It's incredible that he has a couple videos named after tits and neither shows any god damned tits. Cock tease.' Sammy my man, step away from the crack for a couple minutes here, it's doing things to you.
Then I scroll a little more and see he wants me hit by a truck and suddenly all is right in the world, Sammy is back to pretending he's a dick (and being bad at it) and I don't have to worry that I may have aquired a fanboy stalker. There's a chance he might even read this journal and there will be a few entertaining days of us sniping at each other.
On the off chance Sammy does read this, the following segment is just for him.
To increase my amusement you need to change your style slightly. Right now your insults and attacks are as boring as 6th graders trading 'your momma' insults. A hate list? Please, what type of moron can't simply remember who he hates? Wishing me hit by a truck? Boring. Throw in details man. Describe my body flailing under the wheels. Imagine my shirt catching on the rear bumper and I end up being drug behind the truck for miles until it takes a turn and I end up being slingshot into the side of a building like in old warner brothers cartoons. Fantasize about the truck kicking it into reverse to run over me again and again until my casket needs to be six feet round and one inch deep just like the caskets for 9/11 victims. Use some imagination here man. I've seen your videos so I know creativity is hard for you but come on, work with me at least a little. I had such high expectations for the amusement factor you'd provide and you totally let me down. "I'll post again when I can think of something to destroy him." Yeah, right. This'll take awhile. -
Ignore this
2005-02-14 20:34:54
So I'm at work and I come up with an idea but I don't have access to email. What can I do? Make pointless journal entries for myself!
Use Lords of Acid 'Pussy' to some chibi kid. Probably Chiyo-chan but take a look at Magic Girl Pretty Sammy to see if it has footage that would match better. Maybe it's time to try something besides anime, this idea would work great for Ariel from The Little Mermaid just because I could do jokes about it smelling like fish.
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