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2007-04-07 20:30:10
If you have a pet...
Subject: Pet Diaries - Difference between cats and dogs
DOG DIARY
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape!
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.
Fools!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.
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2007-04-02 20:30:55
# 2007-04-02 18:21:24xD I loved this video! I had to watch it again after seeing it at the anime club.
:) You found me!
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2007-04-01 18:47:57
"Free sausage (No, you don't have to look at one of mine)"
XD
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2007-04-01 00:29:15
Happy April Fools! Looks like the site is in the holiday mood!
Yay for rejected banners and forum stuff! -
2007-03-31 10:58:41
Well, because I am cheap and bored, I picked up a copy of Magix Movie Edit Pro 11 ($20 at Best Buy). It has a lot of features I like that Premiere doesn't have (no need for bins). I love the fact that I can have real-time previews with effects and transitions in place without having to run it through a preview each time I adjust the rubber bands.
The thing that's gonna be hard for me is getting used to laying out my timeline upside down, and layering down instead of up. I can understand why it's set this way, with all 16 tracks active at once, it makes sense. But it's gonna take some getting used to. Also not being able to crop my clips with a right-click will keep my frustration levels high for a while (unless there's a way and I haven't stumbled across it yet).
Now, I'm still gonna keep Premiere and use it (I paid enough for it, I'm not gonna toss it aside). I just like learning new software, cause I have serious geek in my blood. I've had Premiere since 2002, and have learned my way around the program making AMVs and family videos. Now to try something different and see what I can do with it.
Editing with VOBs? perhaps... I have all my lagarith clips for a project I started in Premiere, so I guess I will start with those until I feel a bit more brave.
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