- Happy B-day Fuze!! 2006-08-24 01:04:15 I got chicken pox on my 10th b-day and graduated Army Basic Training on my 19th B-day. But have fun at any rate! *^_^*
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Whiteash
2006-08-23 23:19:57
HI!!!!!!!!!! *waves violently*
lol, I thought it was hilarious too, so I had to share. I'm glad you were amused by it too. *^_^* -
One of my friends sent me this email and I thought I'd share
2006-08-23 23:09:44
Because I thought it was funny. *^_^*
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"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink like a fish, party your ass off, and screw anything that moves - you've only got a few years left, so why not?!?
Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm!" - Aids 2006-08-23 17:48:24 Seriously man! Stop reading my subliminal messages! I don't want everyone else to know that I'm not really a simple minded girl who likes rainbows, unicorns, and sugar coated confections.
- Hey Josh, Hey Kikai 2006-08-23 17:44:09 *waves violently* Welcome to the fun! Pull up a seat. Grab some popcorn. The cookies are just coming out of the oven.*^_^*
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