JOURNAL: JudgeHolden

  • The Internet 2005-09-22 10:03:37 The Internet, like the printing press, is a double-edged sword. First, it is a wonderful thing for it allows the masses to exchange thoughts and ideas. On the flipside it is a horrid invention, for it allows the masses to exchange their thoughts and ideas. Many of these thoughts were meant to be kept to one’s self. In the good old days, these lunatics would have been confined to ranting on street corners. Now they can just walk into their local library and log on to the Internet, exposing the rest of us to their ranting and Naruto AMV’s …… hold on a sec ….. Sorry, I have to go; the librarian is saying that my time is up. Now, where’s that damn parking meter that keeps calling me fat? Fat! Fuck at least my forehead doesn’t have “expired” tattooed across it. What is that some kind of political statement? Expired! YA, Ya I’ll get off in a minute you old bat! Go ahead, call the police. What are they going to do? Drag me away, and lock me in their trunk, so that they can get some “fresh” Super-mom’s donuts at SA? Hey, I was just kidding lady. Well, I have to go.

    That’s my 26kb,
    JH
     
  • Pimping 2005-09-21 14:36:12 Since I Really like this video, I thought I'd try an pimp it a little. It's Aiel_Ileia's video "Half-naked Cowgirls and Giant Robots: The Remake", and here's the lin thingy:

    http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members/members_videoinfo.php?v=86502

    Also, check out the very funny AMV by her called "Date Rape"

    http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members/members_videoinfo.php?v=88544

    It might help to offset the depression of watching one of my AMVs.

    Thanks my 26kb
    JH

     
  • Food 2005-09-21 09:27:52 I was thinking food poisoning. lol ;) 
  • 2005-09-20 09:50:40 I hope you get better aielI_Ileia! You didn't eat any generic O's did you? Or should we stay away from your work? lol ;) 
  • Death vs. Speed Metal. 2005-09-19 17:54:19 So, I’m reading in the forms the other day that one guy says that he’s a Speed Metal fan as opposed to a Death Metal fan. Can you really tell the difference between the two? To me it Metal in general sounds like someone sodomizing a cat, and singer sounding like he really likes it. I can’t decide what is worse, Metal or Yanni ……. Damn that’s a tough choice. I guess there is some metal that I could endure, so I’ll take that …. But both are horrible ways to die. I got it; maybe what distinguishes Death Metal from the others is that it is what you have to listen to in Hell ….. Shit, Satan is one evil bastard. What happened to making a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell? Oh, Milton how I love you. ;)

    That’s my 26 kb!
    Keith
     
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