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Something from Dork Tower....... :D
2005-07-02 21:27:56
Scene: PLAYER 1 and PLAYER 2 are seated on couch in front of GAME MASTER.
GAME MASTER: "After a long day's journey, your party arrives in front of
the entrance to the Tomb of Hot Elf Chicks Chained Up by the Evil Overlord. What do you do?"
PLAYER ONE: "We continue down the road."
GAME MASTER: "What?"
PLAYER ONE: "We continue down the road."
PLAYER TWO: "Hey! Who ordered mushrooms on the stupid pizza?"
PLAYER ONE: "I did! So...we continue down the road. What do we see?"
GAME MASTER: "You see a DUNGEON ENTRANCE!"
PLAYER THREE: "Sorry I'm late guys..."
PLAYER ONE: "No...what do we see DOWN the ROAD?"
GAME MASTER: "Did I mention the DUNGEON ENTRANCE?? Hello?!"
PLAYER TWO: "That's it! Next pizza I'M doing the ordering!"
PLAYER ONE: "WHAT"S DOWN THE ROAD?"
GAME MASTER: "NOTHING!! Because there's a dungeon entrance RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!!"
PLAYER THREE: "Aw, MAN, you guys started without me! I can't believe you guys started without me!!"
PLAYER TWO: "ANCHOVIES FOR EVERYONE!!"
PLAYER ONE: "Oh, shut up! We're about to explore this road..."
GAME MASTER: " *splut* *splut* *splutter* "
PLAYER THREE: "A ROAD?? Kewl!!"
GAME MASTER: "The...dungeon....entrance...."
PLAYER TWO: "I'll check for traps on the road......HUZZAH!!"
GAME MASTER: "A dungeon entrance to a BEAUTIFUL, COMPLEX, STATE-OF-THE-ART DUNGEON I SPENT MONTHS CREATING...."
PLAYER TWO: "Do I find any traps?"
GAME MASTER: " (whimper)...long..... long.... months....."
PLAYER ONE: "Does the road have a name?"
GAME MASTER: " *gasp* *choke*....... my.....heart......"
The end!!
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2005-07-02 09:59:18
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BOO YA!!!!
2005-07-01 11:11:42
Hooray for the weekend!!!!!!
"Giddy giddy giddy giddy giddy OOOO Riiiiiight!!!! heh heh!!!" ~Quagmire -
2005-06-30 15:40:05
"Dang, she's hot." ??????????
What the hell is that all about???? For Shame!!!! You are in the workplace good sir Michael!!!
Nah, Im just kiddin with ya!! :P Hope you have a good day!! :) Laters! -
"Stargate.... it's a great big whirl, with a great big swirl ......."
2005-06-29 21:02:51
Rock on SG-1!!
lol ...... definitely a fun series to watch with friends!!! :P
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