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  • 2005-07-10 21:21:44 THANKS!!.......... I haven't even read it all the way through yet!! lol :P 
  • 2005-07-10 20:46:01 Subject: Science from kids


    TRUE QUOTES ABOUT SCIENCE FROM KIDS


    ~ H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.

    ~ To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
    When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

    ~ Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin.
    Hydrogin is gin and water.

    ~ Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars.

    ~ Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

    ~ Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then
    expectoration.

    ~ The moon is a planet, just like the earth, only it is even deader.

    ~ Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them
    perspire.

    ~ Mushrooms always grow in damp places so they look like umbrellas.

    ~ The pistol of a flower is its only protections against insects.

    ~ The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and
    the
    outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to
    hitch meat to.

    ~ A permanent set of teeth consist of eight canines, eight cuspids, two
    molars, and eight cuspidors.

    ~ The tides are a fight between the earth and moon. All water tends towards
    the moon, because there is no water on the moon and nature abhors a vacuum.
    I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

    ~ A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.

    ~ Germinate: To become a naturalized German.

    ~ Litter: A nest of young puppies.

    ~ Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.

    ~ Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.

    ~ Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky.

    ~ Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.

    ~ Vacuum: A large, empty space where the Pope lives.

    ~ Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative
    or negative.

    ~ To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.

    ~ For a nosebleed, put the nose much lower than the body until the heart
    stops.

    ~ For dog bite put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered,
    then kill it.

    ~ For head cold use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your
    throat.

    ~ To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.

     
  • OOmpa LOOMpa!!!!!! 2005-07-10 18:55:10

    Don't ask me why............... lol

    Bender is my HERO!!!! BUWAHAHAHAAAA!!!!............I mean....... yeah....lol 
  • 2005-07-09 22:26:11 I LIKE CAKE!!!!! :P :P 
  • 2005-07-08 17:56:42 Somebody should make a video using cowboy bebop and the song from ocean's twelve........... the nightfox dance thing...... :P

    http://rapidshare.de/files/2175628/Nigthfox_Laser_Dance_Song.mp3.html

    This is the place where you can get it..... Go to amazon.com and look up O12 for its soundtrack and then scroll down to the reviews..... there are some people who found ways to get it..... this one i put here seems to be the best .... (Thanks to "Brooks Golden" whoever you are!!!) 
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