JOURNAL: kthulhu (Mark H.)

  • 2003-05-08 22:38:16 Maybe they are retarded, Rachel. Or maybe you're the one who is retarded, since you can't understand them and feel the need to "lash out" and "feel better".

    Practice your Dianetics like the good little Scientologist girl you are and the thetans will leave your body, taking the bad feelings with them. 
  • Oh I have the hurts... 2003-05-08 22:29:42 Had to put in nine hours at work today. I am tired and have an on/off headache. Plus I was late.

    Fucking clock, it needs to suck my dick.

    Today's coded message:

    RAPE ALL TVS, WATCH ALL COWS. 
  • Love-u Revorution! 2003-05-07 21:30:33 No real details on the moron who fell off the skywalk yesterday. Apparently, though:

    1. It was an accident.
    2. It was NOT UncleMilo. DAMN YOU, SPACE GOD!

    Speaking of everyone's favorite overly emotional elitist, where the fuck has he been lately?

    Hopefully I ran him off the forum. Can't take the heat, maybe?

    And klinky, shut up about fyrtenRachel for a few seconds, please -o* ?

    Today's coded message:

    CONJUGATE ALL VERBS COPULATE THE OWL.

    Yeah.

     
  • Better leave me here in my ice coffin..... 2003-05-06 21:12:46 This entry's title comes from the choruse of the OOMPH! song "Ice Coffin". Nice piece of industrial rock, if you dig that sort of thing.

    Anyhow, the two notable events that have made me feel the need to make a new entry:

    1. I got to witness an ice carving. Actually, I also got to retrieve the (practice, thankfully!) ice block from the freezer - and then have it accidentally smash. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKL.

    2. Apparently some fell off the skywalk at the college I work at. Probably dead. I'll probably have more details tomorrow. Hopefully involving UncleMilo :<>

    In other news, me and klinky need to get some steering and joint work done on our trusty Chevy.

    kthulhu, over and out.

    Today's coded message:

    HAMFUCK CETME DRAFT CIDER GET TWO ME 
  • Carried away on a moonlight shadow.... 2003-04-29 22:05:41 I like that song for some reason.

    Major thunder storm hit my town. Some of the thunder crashes were like bombs - loud enough to make the ground shake like one hit, anyway.

    That's really all that's noteworthy about today....besides staying 75 minutes late at work today to do dishes, but no one wants to hear about that.

    Peace (and thunder), folks.

    Today's coded message:

    AGGRAVATION POOP MALICE FEET DODO SMELL DAMN LAUNDRY

     
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