- 2006-10-18 17:53:44 Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"
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2006-10-18 17:23:10
A woman goes into a restaurant in a small southern town out in the country. She orders the fried chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast, she chokes on a chicken bone.
Well, these two country boys in the next booth notice she is choking, and they get up and go over to help her. The first country boy drops his coveralls and bends over, and the second country boy starts licking his butt.
She pukes all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat. The country boy pulls his coveralls back up and says to the other excitedly, "You're right Billy Bob, that Hind-Lick Maneuver works like a charm." - hummmm.... 2006-10-07 13:55:52 What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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@ Ayanefan >.<
2006-08-28 15:48:41
I was bored and posted a random thought that a friend had said to me.
I personally don't care for dimonds. Dimonds cannot comfort you when your sad or keep you company on walks or a jog.
From your post you just proved it.
Mantenha tua lingüeta suja a te ....empurrão - Random thought 3 2006-08-28 15:13:55 If diamonds are a girls best friend, and a dog is a mans best friend, who really is the dumber sex?
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