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2002-04-08 11:58:57
1. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
2. If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
3. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where
the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it
would defeat the purpose.
4. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
5. If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands
with soap?
6. And whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the
word "Lisp"?
7. If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking
and there is no woman around to hear him....Is he still
wrong?
8. If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide
....is it considered a hostage situation?
9. Is there another word for synonym?
10. Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice?"
11. Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
12. What should you do if you see an endangered animal
eating an endangered plant?
13. If a parsley farmer is sued do they garnish his wages?
14. Would a wingless fly be called a walk?
15. Is a shelless turtle homeless or just naked?
16. Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because
they taste funny?
17. Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
18. Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
19. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
20. What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
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der...anyone wanna take a hit? LOL...
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2002-04-06 15:55:59
der...yesterday i could have sworn my hits was only at 92....now its at 130!!!! ::eyes pop out:: lol....
anyway...it is getting pretty weird being part of all this and not know how to make amv's. heehee...i don't know how. people keep askin why i don't make amv's...well its pretty simple...
1) not enough anime (actually, is there ever enough :-P)
2) no time...i berely even have time to make a few reviews once a week
3) ::tears:: my comp is slow....ask anyone who uploads from me...heh
4) i don't know how! LOL....
its quite sad isn't it. but i'm not complaining...i like dling some of these vids you guys create... they're quite entertaining i must admit. though some of you need to *ah hem* work more. hmm...i know i have a couple great ideas (to me anyhow)...not really sure if they'd be good enough for some people but i guess it'll only live in my mind for now, which is fine.
anyway, change of scenery.
to omnistrata: (stop bugging me about this stuff. just read it and laugh)
STELLA AWARDS
In 1994, a New Mexico jury awarded $ 2.9 million U.S. in
damages to 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who suffered third-
degree burns to her legs, groin and buttocks after spilling
a cup of McDonald's coffee on herself. This case inspired
an annual award - The "Stella" Award - for the most frivolous
lawsuit in the U.S. The ones listed below are clear candidates.
All these cases are verging on the outright ridiculous and
yet (in the good old USA) with the right attorney you could
win anything!
1. January 2000: Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was
awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her
ankle tripping over a toddler who was running amok inside
a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably
surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little
tyke was Ms. Robertson's son.
2. June 1998: A 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won
$74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbour ran over
his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't
notice there was someone at the wheel of the car, when he
was trying to steal his neighbour's hubcaps.
3. October 1998: A Terrence Dickson of Bristol Pennsylvania
was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of
the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up,
because the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He
couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting
the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The
family was on vacation. Mr. Dickson found himself locked
in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of
Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. Mr. Dickson
sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation
caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the
tune of half a million dollars.
4. October 1999: Jerry Williams of Little Rock Arkansas
was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten
on the buttocks by his next door neighbour's beagle. The
beagle was on a chain in it's owner's fenced-in yard, as
was Mr. Williams. The award was less than sought because
the jury felt the dog may have been provoked by Mr. Williams
who, at the time, was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet
gun.
5. May 2000: A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to
pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania $113,500 after
she slipped on soft drink and broke her coccyx. The beverage
was on the floor because Ms. Carson threw it at her boyfriend
30 seconds earlier during an argument.
6. December 1997: Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware
successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighbouring
city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor
and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while
Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the
ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was
awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.
7. And just so you know that cooler heads do occasionally
prevail: Kenmore Inc., the makers of Dorothy Johnson's
microwave, were found not liable for the death of Mrs.
Johnson's poodle after she gave it a bath and attempted to
dry it by putting the poor creature in her microwave for,
"just a few minutes, on low," The case was quickly dismissed.
- Contributed by M.G.
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2002-04-05 22:16:44
you cannot believe how sad my night was...
there's supposed to be this charity ball and my friend asked if i wanted to go. he's like, its just to support the charity :-P (yeah right, he didn't even know what the charity was for. but it turned out it was for 9/11) so i'm like, hmm...okay, i'm bored, lets see who else is going. so there's five of us walkin to the place and like we look into the window and....chirst ::shakes head::
there's like 5-10 people in the room!!! they were just standing in the middle of the dance floor...DOIN NOTHING!!!...the dj sucked!! talk about getting up for nothing. none of us wanted to go back to our room so we went out and walked around campus and just chilled. wasn't really so so bad, we got lost finding a friend's dorm. lol...when we knocked on the window to let us in, he was hella surprised. we didn't stay long though...there was nothing to do there anyway. so we headed back to our rooms... ::tears:: now we're all off on our own..basically doin nothing...bored our of our wits!!!
grr...first weekend back at college...fist weekend of spring quarter...and this is what we're doing...homework. ::pout:: cept me though...i refuse to do work right now. lol!
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2002-04-04 20:28:08
doh!
lol...i just went to lab. the schedule for it is from 6 to 10. yeah know, damn...4 hours?! but i walk in and the lab was hella easy. we got to have partners and i sat next these two guys. its was cool cuz they pretty much knew what they were doin. heh...yay for me. i just tried to understand what they were doin. heh...
well, we finished the freakin lab in about 30 mins..maybe less. heh...yay! cuz i didn't want to spend my night in a darn lab. ugh...back to school already. it never ends...really, it doesn't.
for some reason aokakesu's site won't let me dl his odorikuruu...so i've been trying to find other ways. but last night i finally got to see it cuz nice mr. akujin sent it to me. {^_^} thank you, akujin! its no wonder that vid is number one. heehee. that is for sure an original vid. i wonder if he still makes amv's....
hmm...anyway. someone tell me what the hell omnistrata is doing...he says there's something he has to back up. with his mouth, that's usually true.
LOL...u know its all good omnistrata :{^_^}: -
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2002-04-02 13:00:17
man! out of all the stupid things i've seen. this must hella top it off.
first off....i just dled khen rigzin's hero vid...OMG!!! i watched the first 30 seconds of that vid and i knew immediately that he didn't edit that vid. i checked my files and found that GZero did that vid in june of 2001 and khen ripped the whole thing (well, from what i saw in those 30 seconds)!!!! the vid sucked!! i was like WTF?!?! he didnt' even get the title right....he put final fantasy 7 when it was 8. what the hell is up with that!?!? GET A CLUE MAN!!!
so i freakin gave him one of the worst reviews i've ever given and put a piece of my mind on it too. dude! talk about not having any originality. this is like plagerism to the worst. i couldn't believe it!!!
ugh! of all the freakin stupid things...... *~{>_<}~*
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