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{^,;,^}
2002-04-10 15:32:42
LOL....
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says,
"Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class.
Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, miss, me, me!"
The teacher says, "All right, little Johnny, what is your
multi-syllable word?"
Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate."
The teacher smiles and says, "Wow, little Johnny, that's
a mouthful."
Little Johnny says, "No, miss, you're thinking of a blow
job. I'm talking about a wank."
["hey teach, what's the IPA translation of MASTURBATE?" <-- damn, if i said that to my linguistics professor...for sure she'd say more then "that's a mouthful."]
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hmm...gee, thanks Jose for the early announcement of ur beta vid. but for sure i won't remember to check it out unless ur remind me. LOL! i feel so special that u want me to see it before other people.
{^,,,^} ::cheesy smile::
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i laugh at usefulness..... -
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2002-04-09 20:32:41
who the hell u callin crazy?!
::slaps the backside of his(omnistrata's) head::
you're sad attempts to "diss" me royally sucked! you're gonna need to try a hellova lot better if you want to get good at this "dissing" game. but on the other hand...
"nobody likes me..." <-- true true...hey! u asked for it!
remember: {^_^} "practice makes perfect!" -
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2002-04-09 19:25:23
derr...within the last two days...i've managed to get 100 hits...
...weird...
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{^_^} heehee
It was his wedding night and the minister finished
undressing in the bathroom and walked into the
bedroom. He was surprised to see that his bride
had already slipped between the bed sheets.
"My dear," he said, "I thought I would find you on
your knees."
She said, "Well, honey, I can do it that way too,
but it gives me hiccoughs." -
>>{@,_,@}<<
2002-04-09 16:47:51
its weird how you can stretch out your hand and see the blue veins run beneath ur skin between the fingers and under the surface of ur skin. it almost glows neon blue when u look at it just right. then u can see the purple ones run down the middle of ur finger just below the skin and to the middle of your palm. then through the wrist there are big green ones that stem and eventually combine into one before they reach ur elbow.
its weird when you can feel the blood run in those viens...the warmth that escapes through your skin...radiating...
even more weird when you can see it beat in time with ur heart... ba-bum...ba-bum...
watching a simple object...full of the biological life that creates us and keeps us working. so pink...so fleshy...
weird how i just want to bite my hand...
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dear heavenly father...
ok...so i'm crammin my ass off last night and scouraging the dorm for anyone who happens to have a scantron form 8000 (X-101864-ERI-L) and no one has it. so i say, ok, i'll just go to the bookstore in the morning before my 9:00 CLASS!!! argh...i totally didnt' want to wake up at the butt crack of dawn to get it but i say, oh well, you know...gotta do what i gotta do. so i set my alarm for 6:45 so i can shower, eat, and buy. come 6:45 i couldnt' wake up for the life of me. then comes 7:45 and i'm shitting in my pants becuase i know i'll fail my math quiz if i dont' get a scantron. but really, i still couldnt' get up even if the dorm was on fire. so i'm like, "dear god....wake me up...i dotn' want to fail." and i'm sayign that over and over and i fall asleep. :-P but the dream was the weirdest part. i dreamt of the scantron that i was trying to find. turns out i had an extra scantron when i was taking a chem quiz long long long time ago. ( :-P before the time of dinosaurs) and i'm like thinking in my dream "aww...i forgot where i put it. plus i dont think its the right scantron." then i suddenly wake myself up and literally jump out of bed (i'm a short girl here and my bed is three feet off the ground. really...) and i look through my folder for a scantron and found none. i went to my file cabinet and after about two mins of searching i found a scantron! i went to check if it was the right form and all and....IT WAS!!! OH JOY!!! ^_^....i basically dropped on my knees and thanked God. lol...
too bad he didnt' help me out with my quiz....sshhh...i failed...miserably
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{`.`};
2002-04-08 23:05:25
::derph:: i'm such a dork.
i specifically reminded myself to go to the bookstore later today so that i could buy some scantrons for my quiz that i have for math tomorrow. and just when 9 rolls around i realize that i forgot! ::smacks head:: doh!! grr...school sux!
THEN...i fatal fury the motion picture finally finishes downloading and i go to play it and a freakin error box pops up saying 'the file format is invalid' WTF?!?! its freaking avi! its divx! how the hell is it not a valid format. but then i noticed everytime i tried to play it, it didn't play on kazaa like all my other vids, it opened WMP and said the error message. but for some odd forsaken reason it just doesn't play. does anyone know what the heck is going on? IM (priuscomet)...i'm here cramming for my math quiz for tomorrow. EMAIL (priuscomet@msn.com) ...whichever ...just tell me what the heck is wrong with it. cuz i have no clue.....
grrr....
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mango pudding shots...
::licks lips::
{*_,*}
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{^_^} heehee
A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast,
bacon eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Grapefruit with
ginger and coffee to follow?
He declines. "It's this Viagra", he says, "It's really
taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunch time, she asks if he would like something.
A bowl of home made soup, maybe, with (mmmm) a cheese
sandwich? Perhaps a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?
He declines. "It's this Viagra", he says, "It's really
taken the edge off my appetite."
Come teatime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
She'll go to the cafe and buy him a burger supper.
Maybe a red pudding or a steak pie? Maybe he'd like
a pizza microwaved? Or a tasty stir fry that would
only take a couple of minutes?
He declines. "It's this Viagra", he says, "It's really
taken the edge off my appetite."
"Well, then," she says, "would you mind getting off
of me? I'm starving to death!"
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