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2002-05-19 14:13:46
WHOA!
its always amazing how family can surprise you. this mornin i get this call at the butt crack of dawn (9:45 actually...) and its my cousin from the philippines who just happens to be in the U.S. right now. she's bout to be here in a couple mins to visit me. i'm pretty excited. thing is....she told me she was comming june 7. oh well, watever, she's here and i can't wait to see her. i haven't seen her since i was 11. lol...she said she'd go to san diego next weekend to visit my mom. i'll be there too anyway, plus omni and his bro will be there. wow! all these ppl are comming to visit! this is great!! ^_^ lol!
so i'm bout ready for a day of pasalubong and pashal. don't know wat that means, eh? tough....
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heehee ^_^
Harold's new job had him working really late. He decides
to get his wife a watchdog. He goes to the pet store and
asks for a doberman.
The employee said, "If it's a guard dog you want I have
a dog just for you." The man walks to the back of the
store to get a dog and comes back with a little poodle.
Harold says, "This small thing, a watch dog? You're
kidding, right?"
The employee says, "No, this dog is special; he knows
karate."
"Karate? I don't believe it," Harold says.
The employee puts the dog down and says, "Karate the sign."
And he points to a sign advertising dog food. The dog runs
up and rips the sign to shreds. Harold is amazed at this.
The employee then says, "Karate the chair." And he points
to a chair in the corner. The dog runs up and rips the
chair to shreds. By now Harold is convinced.
"I'll take him," he says.
When he gets home he surprises his wife and she yells out,
"This little thing, a watch dog? No way."
Harold says, "But this dog knows karate."
"Karate," she yells. "Karate my ass!" -
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2002-05-18 17:52:21
hmm...
i feel productive...and behind at the same time.
well, midterms are over with...i've survied with my sanity (somewhat) intact. i've cleaned my room. a big yay considering that i've left it like a tornado hit it for the last three weeks. finally cleaned out the sticky...uh...stuff...in my fridge. i forget where that came from. :-P big EEWWWW comes to mind. lol.
but...
apartment business is crap. trying to get a place for next school year is hell and finding roommates to stay in it over the summer is hell^2. i can't afford to live there over the summer and go to summer school here at the rate they're chargin. let alone during the school year if i don't find another roommate to split the cost of the townhouse. gah! anyone in irvine wanna place to stay? jk. >sigh< we don't really have the apt completely cuz of the cursed guarator biz...but we're trying to square that away. well, mainly me. anyway....watever. i'll deal.
erm...omni...u do realize that you won't be able to edit until next saturday. lol...ur one lucky bastard too. i just got speakers...my friend lent it to me...would have been hard to edit w/o speakers huh? lol. and no...i'm not gonna let the comp stay there when i go back to school...ur just gonna have to work hard and fast at the little time (three days) you'll have w/ my comp. LOL ::evil laugh::
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emu's r da NOOCH! LOL! -
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2002-05-18 00:45:18
gah! bootleg as it is. piracy at its best. :-P
even if its not on theatre's...its a freakin free movie.
sheit....i need this. i FINALLY (i can't stress that enough) finished my last midterm of my freshman career. college sucks...especially my college...midterms are no longer midterms. they're like...tri-terms...i swear...science and math teachers do not understand the concept of giving a test in the middle of the term, not in intervals. there is a reason why they called it MIDterms. gah! i'm just glad its over. it was chemistry too...it was pretty easy except for one problem. one gosh darn problem that i couldn't solve for the life of me. bah! screw it...at least i got through all the probs and i'm pretty darn sure i got them all right. but yeah, i was so tired after that. i took a nap at like 4:30. didn't wake up til 6:30...and when i did...i couldn't tell wat day it was or even if it was 6:30pm or 6:30am. i swear...i was that confused. i didn't even know where i was. it took me like two minutes to get my head together that it was still the same friday. so, i think i deserve this time of bootlegged spiderman. lol.
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^_^ heehee
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway
seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his
face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty
bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few
minutes the man turned to the priest and asked," Say,
Father, what causes arthritis?"
"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap,
wicked women, too much alcohol, a contempt for your
fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack
of bath."
"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to
his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the
man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to
come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that
the Pope does."
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2002-05-17 03:05:56
www.whoswe.com
it was just too cool. and i rarely put links to site up. ^_^ -
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2002-05-16 18:14:18
finally finished that review for omni's dancing stars vid. but i swear...that review was ridiculously long. i've never written a review that long....EVER!...out of the 40 vids i've ever reviewed that is. heh... at any rate...
I DO NOT RAMBLE!! >_< ::girl mentality kicks in:: :-P watever...
hey, congrats there bahamut god. ^_^ hope all goes well with the graduation ceremony and such. you've earned ur high school awards.
>sigh< well, seems like i've had a bit too much of depressing journal entries. psh...so here's a little heehee fo' ya.
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heehee ^_^
Giving 100% and more....
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
Here's to achieving 103%!!
Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future:
What makes life 100%??
IF: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
equals
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then;
H A R D W O R K = 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% Only
K N O W L E D G E = 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% Only
But;
A T T I T U D E = 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
However;
B U L L S H I T = 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
Give it all you've got . . .
After reading this it is interesting to note that
A S S K I S S E R = 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 5 18 = adds up to 120%.
There's always somebody in the group that is giving 120% isn't there?
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and my parents tell me attitude is everything. tch! i say...BULLSHIT!
i ain't no ass kisser though.
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