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bah
2002-05-29 03:05:53
i don't care.
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2002-05-28 15:46:21
oh my.....
since omni fell alseep while we were watchin the whole series of onegai teacher....he wanted to see who'd fall alseep watching the whole series of saber marionette j. yes....the whole fuckin series....all freakin 26 episodes. i would close my eyes during the boring parts...where there wasn't much going on but just talking =P and he'd wake me up. lol...i think we started like at 11 or 12 sunday night...it ended around monday morning at 10. whew....talk about hard core anime. =P
hmm....note to self: must update my top 10 anime list. =D
at any rate...since the lack of sleep has thrown me off...i screwed up my schedule today and i didnt' wake up until....half an hour ago. its now 12:45 here in cali. i had a 9:00 class. but now there's no more classes for me. whoo hoo...but boo erns cuz i missed my class. i really hope there wasn't a quiz there. oh well. watever. heh. at the moment school is the last thing on my mind...even tho i'm at school...i had so little sleep this weekend that i had a hard time determining the days and how long i was home. i mean....it was only four days and it seemed like three weeks. whew....talk about suicide weekend. heeheehee.
well, i'm sure omni will write something about this weekend when he gets home next week. lol...as of now, he's living in little brother hell now that i'm gone. =P
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heehee ^_^
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.
He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The
millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.
One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the
party he announces, "My dear guests...I have a proposition
to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my
daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of
alligators and emerge unharmed!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound
of a large SPLASH!! There was one guy in the pool swimming
with all he could...the crowd cheered him on as he kept
stroking. Finally, he made it to the other side unharmed.
The millionaire was impressed.
He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't
think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the
bargain...which do you want, my daughter or the one
million dollars?"
The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't
want your daughter! All I want is the person who pushed me
in that WATER!!!
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2002-05-26 14:01:55
yeah...runnin on a total of 14 hours of sleep divided on four days. lol. i went through a onegai teacher marathon. lol. i even outlasted omnistrata. lol! and he's cursing at me at this moment. ::evil laugh::
well, the weekend thus far has be fun. i mean...the most part of it. we went to california adventures. pretty small and not much around....we went around in three times in 6 hours...=P got bored and went home. went to denny's. had that anime marathon. went to the san diego zoo and i freakin fell asleep walkin around that place. lol. not good. then i went out with some friends and we watched spiderman for the third time. crazy huh? but one of us hadn't seen it yet so we thought it woudl be fun. plus there wasn't any other good movies at the theatre. it sucked...they didnt' have stars wars there. eh....watever. it was still fun watchin spiderman. i fell asleep in the beggining...but that was fine...cuz the end was the best part. lol. freakin...denny's two nights in a row...not bad...but i could have had something else. heh..don't matter.
at any rate....bout to gets going. but here's a heehee...been a while. well, feels like it. i don't even know wat day it is...and it doesn't help that i have a short term memory. i kinda have that rare mental disease like in momentum. lol! anyway...
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heehee ^_^
A Martian couple and an Earthling couple meet and are
talking about all sorts of things. Finally, the subject
of sex comes up.
"Just how do you guys do it?" asks the Earthling.
"Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian.
Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap
partners for the night and experience one another.
The female Earthling and the male Martian go off to a
bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny,
weeny member--about half an inch long and just a quarter
inch thick.
"I don't think this is going to work," says the woman.
"Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"
"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach
me!"
"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead
with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member
grows until it's quite impressively long.
"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it's
still pretty narrow...."
"No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With
each pull his member grows wider and wider until the entire
measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.
"Wow!" she exclaims as they fall into bed and make mad,
passionate love. The next day the couples rejoin their
normal partners and go their separate ways.
As they walk along, the Earth male asks, "Well, was it any
good?"
"I hate to say it," she says, "but it was pretty wonderful.
How about you?"
"It was OK," he replies, "but a little weird. The whole
time she kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."
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2002-05-24 11:28:34
ok...so technically i'm carefree and happy. and i'm not always this happy. i mean, i'm ecstatic! all this happiness is really too much for me to bear. heehee. but yeah, this gonna be a kick ass weekend. i know it.
first off...its california adventure time. lol! the boo erns about it is that omni, his bro and my bro are still in san diego and it takes about two hours to get here. they said they were gonna leave at 6:30 this morning. i should have known...its already 8:00 now and they still haven't left. i knew i really didn't have to wake up so damn early. but its all good, it was nice to wake up this early...haven't done that in a long ass while. anyway...just as long as they get here and we get going i'll be cool. heh...
second...its a full moon tonight!! lol...yeah, i love full moons. its always a crazy day when its a full moon...night is a different story. lol...but i'm not gonna get into that right now. lol.
third...i get to see my fam and my cool cuz and all my friends back in sd. can't wait. there's gonna be no sleep and movies marathon. no...make that anime marathon. lol! omni brought a truck load of anime to watch. hell no am i getting sleep! last time we had an anime marathon we saw the whole tenchi muyo! series. i aint' shitting you. then me and the bench crew are gonna kick it and go 'round sd. maybe i'll even stop by my old martial arts studio. lol. that'll be fun to see pete again.
forth...i get to freakin skip school today. heill yeah niggah! lol! i might not even come back to school til tues night even. ha! maybe....we'll see.
aaaahhhhhh....but fer sure i'm gonna chill this weekend. its all good. I'M FREEE!!! EEEEEEEEEK!! this is too much to handle! central control system now malfunctioning. shut down in 5....4.....3....2.....>nneeerrrwwwk<
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{^_^} CALLING THE JACKASS!
2002-05-23 23:27:29
(note: this is not my story. lol...i just read it somewhere. thought it might be funny as hell.)
For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day
when you just need to take it out on someone!!! Don't
take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out
on someone you DON'T know!!! Now get this. I was sitting
at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely
saying, "Hello?" I politely said, "This is Patrick
Hanifin and could I please speak to Robin Carter?"
Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me! I couldn't
believe that anyone could be that rude. I tracked down
Robin's correct number and called her. She had transposed
the last two digits incorrectly. After I hung up with
Robin, I spotted the wrong number still lying there on
my desk. I decided to call it again.
When the same person once more answered, I yelled, "You're
a jackass!" and hung up. Next to his phone number I wrote
the word "jackass," and put it in my desk drawer. Every
couple of weeks, when I was paying bills, or had a really
bad day, I'd call him up. He'd answer, and I'd yell,
"You're a jackass!" It would always cheer me up.
Later in the year the phone company introduced caller ID.
This was a real disappointment for me -- I would have to
stop calling the jackass. Then one day I had an idea.
I dialed his number, then heard his voice, "Hello." I made
up a name. "Hi. This is the sales office of the telephone
company and I'm just calling to see if you're familiar
with our caller ID program?" He went, "No!" and slammed
the phone down. I quickly called him back and said, "That's
because you're a jackass!"
The reason I took the time to tell you this story, is to
show you how if there's ever anything really bothering you,
you can do something about it. Just dial 823-4863.
[Keep reading, it gets better.]
The old lady at the mall really took her time pulling out
of the parking pace. I didn't think she was ever going
to leave. Finally, her car began to move and she started
to very slowly back out of the slot. I backed up little
more to give her plenty of room to pull out. Great, I
thought, she's finally leaving. All of a sudden this black
Camaro came flying up the parking isle in the wrong direction
and pulls into her space.
I started honking my horn and yelling, "You can't just do
that, Buddy. I was here first!" The guy climbed out of his
Camaro completely ignoring me. He walked toward the mall
as if he didn't even hear me. I thought to myself, this
guy's a jackass, there sure are a lot of jackasses in this
world. I noticed he had a "For Sale" sign in the back
window of his car. I wrote down the number. Then I hunted
for another place to park.
A couple of days later, I'm at home sitting at my desk.
I had just gotten off the phone after calling 823-4863
and yelling, "You're a jackass!" (It's really easy to call
him now since I have his number on speed dial.) I noticed
the phone number of the guy with the black Camaro lying
on my desk and thought I'd better call this guy, too.
After a couple rings someone answered the phone and said,
"Hello." I said, "Is this the man with the black Camaro
for sale?"
"Yes, it is."
"Can you tell me where I can see it?"
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th street. It's a yellow house
and the car's parked right out front."
I said, "What's your name?"
"My name is Don Hansen."
"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
"I'm home in the evenings."
"Listen Don, can I tell you something?"
"Yes,"
"Don, you're a jackass!" And I slammed the phone down.
After I hung up I added Don Hansen's number to my speed
dialer. For a while things seemed to be going better for me.
Now when I had a problem I had two jackasses to call. Then,
after several months of calling the jackasses and hanging
up on them, it just wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be.
I gave the problem some serious thought and came up with
a solution:
First, I had my phone dial Jackass #1. A man answered
nicely saying, "Hello."
I yelled "You're a jackass!", but I didn't hang up.
The jackass said, "Are you still there?"
I said, "Yeah."
He said, "Stop calling me."
I said, "No."
He said, "What's your name, Pal?"
I said, "Don Hansen."
He said "Where do you live?"
"1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and my black
Camaro's parked out front."
"I'm coming over right now, Don. You'd better start saying
your prayers."
"Yeah, like I'm really scared, Jackass!" and I hung up.
Then I called Jackass #2. He answered, "Hello."
I said, "Hello, Jackass!"
He said, "If I ever find out who you are..."
"You'll what?"
"I'll kick your ass."
"Well, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now Jackass!"
And I hung up. Then I picked up the phone and called the
police. I told them I was at 1802 West 34th Street and that
I was going to kill my gay lover as soon as he got home.
Another quick call to Channel 13 about the gang war going
on down W. 34th Street. After that I climbed into my car and
headed over to 34th Street to watch the whole thing.
Glorious!
Watching two Jackasses kicking the crap out of each other
in front of 6 squad cars and a police helicopter was one of
the greatest experiences of my life!
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