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2002-06-03 16:23:28
fucking piece of shit!!
if i was given the fucking chance i'll knock the shit out of you and replace it with some sense into your goddamn rock hard head! don't give me bullshit like this at the fuckin last minute you damn whiney depressed bitch. i dont' have time to listen to you freakin rant about shit i'm already crapping about because you can't fuckin handle all this drama in your freakin life. and don't fuckin tell me you want to give up this thing because i've already worked my fuckin ass off to get this place! don't give me your bullshit excuses cuz you can't cut it cuz ur too damn busy with bull shit stuff that isn't even important. you have got to get your damn priorities straigtened out becuase i'm fuckin tired of all this damn bullshit you complain to me about. crack up if you fuckin want to but dont' expect me to fuckin give a damn becuase i'm fuckin worried about the same goddamn shit you are shitting in your pants about. GAWD DAMMIT!! all i ever fuckin hear from that goddamn hole on ur face is bullshit complaining like there's no fuckin tomorrow. freakin a! you swear your the only one crappin in their pants about this shit. its not fuckin life and death matter so dont' fuckin put it on me like i'm some fuckin gennie that will freakin grant your wishes cuz i have better things to do then listen to all the bullshit you have! i've already heard it fuckin ten billion times and i'm fuckin sick of it...one more time and i'll blow my fuckin top at you bitch! if you can't fuckin handle it then dont' fuckin take it!SSSHHHIIIITTTTTT!!!
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2002-06-02 22:49:42
well, back in irvine.
time to shit in my pants and pick classes...then shit in my pants and study my ass off for finals so that i dont' shit in my pants during finals. gah! school sucks.
anyway. the weekend was a hoot. i saw more anime! ^_^ yay for me! ::jumps up and down all kiddie like:: i saw Project A-Ko and Maze. i liked Maze a lot...a really fun anime to watch. we did another suicide marathon and saw all of Maze for God knows how many hours straight. there was a break tho...for dinner. but at least this time we got some sleep cuz we needed to wake up early enough to haul ass to sea world. we slept at around 4:30 am. ::cheesy grin:: hell, i need to play...play catch up...on sleep cuz god knows how much i lack of sleep in my life. gah! and next week will not be pretty for me either. ::shouts at self:: damnit! get off the subject of school! anyway... sea world was fun. it was just the three of us...me, omni and his bro. practically walked around the whole park twice in five hours. not bad. made it to see almost everything. i just came from it right now too! i didn't go home...my dad dropped me straight to school from sea world. said a rushed good bye to the boys and left. ah well, i might see them in a couple weeks anyway. omni swears i'm gonna go to chicago. ok ^_^
You can't be brave if you only had
wonderful things happen to you.
- Mary Tyler Moore
hmm....lemme check for some good jokes...its been a while.
::sniff sniff:: plus i need to take a shower... -_-;
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a bit o' heehee fo' ya! ^_^
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of
flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed
card, that it expressed "Deepest Sympathy." While
puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was
the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong
card. "Oh, it's alright." said the storekeeper. "I'm a
businessman and I understand how these things can
happen."
"But," added the florist, "I accidentally sent your card
to a funeral party."
"Well, what did it say?" asked the storekeeper.
"'Congratulations on your new location.'" was the reply.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named
"Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, they
name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of
himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she
tells her husband that she wished she also had a
picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are
twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
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2002-05-30 17:05:24
goin home!
....again.
lol. me mum called me this mornin and was like..."you want us to pick u up again this friday?" i'm like...o_0 "yeah!" lol...since omni and his bro is still at my house...might as well go home and see them one last time before they leave tuesday. it'll be fun. i'ma miss those bastards. ^_^;
at any rate. i'm shitting in my pants because i can't seem to function regularly anymore. screw homework and school right now. i can't even sit in a chair for five minutes w/o drifting somewhere else anymore. i'm so screwed for finals. gah! next week is the last week of instruction...then its hell week. then i leave -_-;;...bah! and within this alloted time i have to take care of some major shit. crap. crap. crap.....crap.
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a bit o' HeeHee fo' ya ^_^ ::burps::
After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he
is unable to perform anymore. He goes to his doctor, and
his doctor tries a few things, but nothing works.
Finally the doctor says to him, "This is all in your mind,"
and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits to the
shrink, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you
could possibly be cured."
Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor tells him, "I can cure this," and throws
some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing
blue smoke.... The witch doctor says, "This is powerful
healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to
do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy asks the witch doctor, "What happens when it's over?"
The witch doctor says, "All you have to say is '1234' and it
will go down. But be warned it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his
wife with the good news.... So he is lying in bed with her
and says, "123," and suddenly he gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says, "What did you say '123' for?"
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2002-05-30 00:58:04
yo, ssj4goku (watever ur name is)....wtf dude?! wat the hell are you on?! freakin a dude...you sound like a major pussy crying cuz no one's strokin ur hair. if you want to spill ur life's story...go ahead...this is why there's a freakin journal here...so u can write wat ever shit you want to. don't beg for letters. bah!
and...er...mysticstar02....shut up. that was such a waste. wtf?!
too many dorks here write one liners in their journals with "moooooo" or "blah blah blah" or some other shit like that.
yeah, i'ma bitch about that. freakin a!
plus some cum lickin idiots freakin banged like a mofoka on the glass door next to my door. annoys the shit out of me cuz the walls alll shake and shit and its hella loud. it scared the bejezzus out of me. i thought i was going to burst a vain! i was about to open the door and smack them in the face with it and scream my fuckin ass off at them. thank goodness my roommate shut our door and said we should ignore them. i was about to bust a fuckin cap up their ass. i hate that shit!
::pouts and crosses arms:: aaahh fuck off. -
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2002-05-29 23:02:23
a bit o' HeeHee fo' ya ^_^
The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the
attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible.
He threw down his palette, took her in his arms, and
kissed her. She pushed him away.
"Maybe your other models let you kiss them," she said,
"but I'm not that kind!"
"Actually, I've never tried to kiss a model before," he
protested.
"Really?" she said, softening. "Well, how many models have
there been?"
"Four so far," he replied, thinking back. "A jug, two
apples and a vase."
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After 40 years as a gynaecologist, John decided he had
enough money to retire and take up his real love, auto
mechanics. He left his practice, enrolled in auto mechanics
school, and studied hard. The day of the final exam came
and John worried if he would be able to complete the
test with the same proficiency as his younger classmates.
Most of the students completed their exam in two hours.
John, on the other hand, took the entire four hours
allotted. The following day, John was delighted and
surprised to see a score of 150% for his exam. John spoke
to his professor after class. "I never dreamed I could
do this well on the exam. How did I earn a score of 150%?"
The professor replied, "I gave you 50% for perfectly
disassembling the car engine. I awarded another 50% for
perfectly reassembling the engine. I gave you an additional
50% for having done all of it through the muffler."
da end o' HeeHee
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aite. stress time. nervous break down time. heh. exciting aint it.
damn it all. i say damn it all!! ::head explodes::
ok...some shit to take care of:
getting an apartment for next year.
subletting the apartment so i don't have to pay summer's rent.
finding ppl to stay at the apartment over the summer.
getting utilites for the apartment.
learning how-to-be-a-land-lord-101.
get a backup plan for living next year.
take care of the bullshit ppl who want to stay over the summer come up w/.
crap out lab reports by the dozen.
study for finals.
apply to 10 billion scholarships.
write 5 essays for those 10 billion scholarships.
pack all the shit i brought with me to move out.
make sure financial aid is taken care of.
keep grades above a 'c'.
make an appointment with relaxation.
try to keep sanity and mentality in tack.
plus the personal life factor which makes my head spin 360 a billion times.
my brain's already malfunctioned. what good am i now?
er...something's wrong. i'm getting depressed again. bah!
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