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Favourite Seinfeld Quotes XD
2006-08-06 11:56:56
Frank Costanza: You have the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. The chicken goes with the hen... So who is having sex with the rooster? XD
Babu Bhatt: You very bad man, Jerry. Very bad man.
Telemarketer: Hi. Would you be interested in switching over to TMI Long Distance service?
Jerry: Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later.
Telemarketer: Uh, sorry, we're not allowed to do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home.
Telemarketer: No.
Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel.
[hangs up]
Cosmo Kramer: You'll be the world's first pirate!
Jerry: But I don't wanna be a pirate!
Jerry: Elaine, he's a male bimbo. He's a mimbo!
[Kramer is putting butter on his face]
Jerry: What the hell are you doing?
Cosmo Kramer: I ran out of butter, so I had to use yours. Any other questions, Mr. Nosy?
Jerry: Is that your "chicken" making all that noise?
Cosmo Kramer: Oh, Little Jerry loves the morning.
Jerry: Who?
Cosmo Kramer: Little Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah I named my chicken after you.
Jerry: Thanks, that's very sweet, but that is not a chicken.
Cosmo Kramer: Of course it is. I picked it out myself.
Jerry: Well, you picked out a rooster.
Cosmo Kramer: Well, that would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production.
[Jerry is dating a gymnast]
Cosmo Kramer: Jerry, you stand on the threshold of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of.
Jerry: Boy, you can really talk some trash.
[to George]
Jerry: I guess that's better than eating it. XD
[explaining why Elaine won't be accompanying him to Africa]
Mr. Peterman: I'm afraid it's your urine, Elaine. You've tested positive for opium.
Elaine: [astonished] Opium?
Mr. Peterman: That's right. White Lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally.
Elaine: Hey, Jerry, when do you consider sex has taken place?
Jerry: I'd say when the nipple makes its first appearance. XD
Jerry: Why are you buttering your face?
Cosmo Kramer: I'm shaving with it.
Jerry: Oh Moses, smell the roses.
Jerry: [about to go watch an operation] Let's watch them slice this fat bastard up. LMFAO!!
[Kramer's face is haggard from smoking]
Jerry: It's from all that smoke. You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours. What did you expect?
Cosmo Kramer: Well, emphazema, birth defects, cancer... but not this! Jerry, my face is my livelihood, my allure... my twinkle! Everything I have I owe to this face.
Jerry: And your teeth... they're all brown.
Cosmo Kramer: Look away. I'm hideous.
Lol alright, that's enough...for now Bwwhwahah. jk :)
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~The Road~
2006-08-05 10:08:34
Avatars of doom
Lie in wait along the road.
The morning casts its pearldrops
Into the aching sun...
Birds along the honeysuckle,
White lime-buds, young palms
Their green and gilded leaves...
Somewhere, at the next junction,
A man-an old man cycling
Along the road-
Breathes his last rasp
Black pitch his last, lost contact
Clutching a thin string bag
Full of message, and no longer
Forward riding
To home,
Now alone on the road.
The only road travels
Through careless intersections
All with familiar voices
(I know some faces on the road
But most I shall never know)
Who knows me?
Hidden in my secret quotient
Along the curving road
Alone, unknown and free
Surrounded on all sides
By corners shaking with secrets
Lithe demons, hound dogs...
But my scent stays on the road.
If I get hungry enough
Anything on the road will do
Because all life is a meeting place
And on the open road
All human touch is welcome
Still, who can love like
Another kin? Not trees, nor leaves
Nor even an angry wind.
My song tells tales
Of much weeping
Along the middle road
And much that comes
Is not like laughter
On the other side of the road
A fence, a mountain
A maybe river
Who knows, or even cares?
For the road may lead to places
Where only fools dare stay...
But oh, to be alive,
Forever alive
And on the road.~Ramabai Espinet
This is one of my favourite poems by this amazing woman and I wanted to share it with you guys :)
- JudgeHolden 2006-08-04 11:00:40 I'm downloading your "El Generalissimo" video :)
- @JudgeHolden 2006-08-04 10:25:27 Perhaps I will :) BWAHAHA
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B-O-R-E-D
2006-08-04 10:02:21
I have so much free time on my hands but none of my friends have free time. *sigh* I feel like talking to someone on msn but the only friend who comes on so freakishly early is my friend Contessa, and she's still in summerschool :( Oh, well, it's only...8:00, I still have like 10 hours to go. haha.
I feel like eating now...
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