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2005-07-28 10:40:40
Why would anyone get a job as a tow truck driver? I can just imagine the job interview....
"Kin ya drive?"
"Yup."
"How many teefs ya got?"
"How'm I sposed to know? I cain't count past three."
"You an asshole?"
"Yes I is."
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2005-07-24 19:58:42
I love the feeling of a freshly formatted computer.....
So....neat and clean.
I backed everything up to DVD, I was sick of having to transfer it to my boyfriend's comp.
And now I'm raiding his stash of CD's that I just discovered.
Mostly crap, but there's a couple hundred CD's so I found some good ones. - 2005-07-24 00:02:34 Well, I applied for college today. I can get my diploma in a year...and they offer lifetime job placement, an internship and refresher courses. It's a private school, and it'll end up costing me like, $20,000 for one year, but I don't mind, considering what it can offer me.
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Les Ratons
2005-07-22 22:40:24
Well, I purchased three more rats today. So I have a total of 5. At $5 apiece, who wouldn't buy a few more? They're all still very young.
One is so young that it's gender has yet to be determined. If it's a female, fine, the more the merrier. If it's a male, well, this stud's got the makings of a very nice harem. Actually, I'd keep him separated for all of his life. He'd die a virgin.....
It depends, I may let a few of them breed, then sautee myself a nice treat.
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Oh, Bandon.
2005-07-20 00:40:45
My top four most downloaded videos:
1. Miko Kikyo (sucks elephant taint. Think: Inu Yasha w/subtitles)
2. Mount Hakureizan and Kikyo's Demise (worse than the above)
3. The Hunger (Elfen Lied, ROCKS!, DVD ripped, newer vid)
4. Bleed American (Inu-yasha, sucks as bad as the other two.)
I only made three videos that I would say actually suck badly....and that would be the three Inu yasha ones above. I haven't used Inu-yasha or downloaded footage since, but somehow they are still winning. HOW?! My other videos are 100x better than those!
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