JOURNAL: Ileia

  • Adventures of Feta Cheese. 2005-08-23 20:35:07 Ugh. I have that icky 'I just woke up in the middle of the day" feeling. I tried to take a nap, and fell asleep, but after only 20 minutes I woke up, the A/C had gotten unplugged and it was hot as hell in there. I sat up and stretched and what do I hear?


    A rustle from across the room.

    Not just any rustle. A plastic bag rustle.

    So, I get up, walk across the room and listen.

    *rustle*

    There it was again.

    It's coming from the bottom of a shelf. I lean in real close to listen.

    *rustle*

    AHA!

    I found you!

    It was one of the rats, Feta. She's just a tiny litte thing, she must have slipped through the wires of the cage. She had chewed a hole into the bag of food, and was sitting inside it, contendedly chewing on a dehydrated carrot. She dropped it and sniffed at my peering face.

    So I gently pick her up, she lets her legs hang from over the side of my hand, completely trusting that she will not fall, and set her on my shoulder as I look for the old glass cage I kept my first rat in. I fill it with bedding, put some food in a dish, fill up the water bottle and set her inside. She immediately jumps to the top of the cage and pushes at the lid.

    What a cutie. I put a couple books on top. She'll have to stay in the boring cage until she's too big to escape from the big cage with the other five in it. 
  • 2005-08-22 20:03:58 Sub0. I was not referring to you. Though I wish had been now. 
  • 2005-08-22 16:07:49 Best banner yet: http://www.animemusicvideos.org/_media/sitebanners/clinteastwood.gif 
  • Repeating myself for my own entertainment: Neon Genitals 2005-08-22 14:37:20 Sometimes I really have to sit down and ask myself, "Self, do Evas have genitalia? I mean, they have all those blood and guts and stuff, do they have genitals as well?"

    Mind you, all I've seen of Eva is the first 4 episodes, and the last two movies. So if somewhere in between there, the issue of Eva-genitals has been addressed I missed it.

    Could you imagine two Evas doin' the nasty? Thousands would be killed! Just think of the news reporting it.

    "Thousands die and many more injured in what top scientists are calling, 'A bunch of jizz'. Still no word on the source of this semen tsunami, all police officers, firefighters and emergency workers are still being hosed down. Also a puppy got hurted. To donate to the Help The Puppy Not Be Hurted Fund, call...um...Japan or something." 
  • 2005-08-21 17:46:12 Another thing that I hate: When someone says "sight" rather than "site." Or vice-versa. 
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