JOURNAL: Kadaj (Matt Elefanty)

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  • 2006-02-16 00:41:50 jadd - thanks for the qc! *glomp*

    erin - *glomps then mourns dead rabbit*

    rest of org - ......................... *GLOMP* 
  • Must..... whore..... 2006-02-15 07:19:18 ergh, tired.... maths test..... english oral..... jap assignment.... must whore video.....

    http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members/members_videoinfo.php?v=104539

    opinions will be rewarded! WITH MORE OPINIONS!!!! XD

    enjoy~! 
  • Snatch 2 - The script 2006-02-15 02:22:56 this is the typed out script of the Snatch special feature:

    Ladies and Gentlemen, sit back and enjoy some of the best swearing and gunfire in contemporary British cinema.

    “Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck”
    *gunshots* x4
    “Give me a fuckin’ shooter!”
    *gunshots* x4
    *car windows shatter*
    *screams*
    “I hate fucking dogs!”
    “Fucking”
    “Fucking”
    “Fucking”
    *Gypsy accent* “dogs”
    “Do you know what nemesis means?”
    “Fuck”
    “Fuck”
    “Fuck”
    “A righteous infliction of retribution…”
    “Fuck off!”
    “…manifested by an appropriate agent.”
    “Bonjeur.”
    “Personified in this case, by a horrible cunt…”
    “Shit”
    “… me”
    *punch*
    “What the fuck are you doing Solomon?”
    “Arsehole!”
    “I fucking hate pikeys.”
    “Fucking hate pikeys.”
    “I fucking…”
    “Fucking”
    “Fucking”
    “Fucking”
    “Fucking”
    “Fucking hate pikeys.”
    *Gypsy accent* “Fuck me.”
    “Who the fuck’s talking to you boy?”
    ”Mary fuckin’ Poppins.”
    “Are you takin’ a piss?”
    “Bullocks.”
    “Cunt”
    “Ass!”
    “You fucking idiots.”
    “Bollocks.”
    “Balls.”
    “Pussy.”
    “Shrink.”
    “Bastard.”
    “Piece o’ shit.”
    “It’s only a fucking dog.”
    *woof/squeak*
    “And it’s worth…”
    “Fuck.”
    “Fuck.”
    “Fuck all.”
    “Bollocks.”
    ”I ain’t fuckin’ buying that.”
    “I know a lotta tits governor, but I don’t know any quite as fucking stupid as these two.”
    “Now fuck off.”
    ”You mother fuckers.”
    “You took the fuckin’ jam outta my donut Tommy!”
    “I don’t care if he’s got…”
    “Fucking”
    “Fucking”
    “Fucking”
    “Fucking”
    “Fucking hazelnuts.”
    “It’s not as if he’s incon-fucking-spicuous is it?”
    “Now get up and have a fucking fight.”
    *uppercut*
    “Now…. We are fucked.”
    *gunshot*
    ”Goody gumdrops.”

    Brilliant ne? XD 
  • Snatch 2006-02-14 04:29:15 Ok now that you've read this journal, you are CURSED unless you do the following....

    go to your dvd cabinet or nearest local video store, and find the dvd Snatch, a film by Guy Ritchie.

    Access the second disk, with the special features on it.

    Play the disk, and at the menu, hit the 'next' icon.

    move the cursor to the furthest point on the right, wait about 5-10 seconds, then press up twice.

    Hit the 'enter' or 'select' button on your dvd remote, and a screen will come up saying. 'Are you easily offended?'

    answer honestly, because if you say 'no', prepare to be bombarded with the best gunfire and swearing british contemporary cinema has to offer!!!!!!!

    seriously do this, you will piss yourself laughing!!!!!!!

    and yes my message at the start is correct. this journal is cursed! if you don't go through with this.... then i will come to your house and i will cut you.... *shakes fist*

    ENJOY!!!!! XD 
  • 2006-02-14 03:14:04 yeah retarded ne?

    Once again, happy valentines day erin! *glomp*

    happy valentines day aswell to all the journal whores, or people bored enough to read this!!!!! love to you all!!! XD 
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